发信人: PattyX (啪儿|人生很灿烂很灿很烂...)
标 题: [小黑屋]红火的二月刊
发信站: 水木社区 (Fri Mar 2 21:15:50 2007), 站内
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┃ _ㄟ╱ ̄ ̄╲ 编辑出版: 水木社区小黑屋露头社 ┃
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┃ ╭ │ ˙ 0︳ 主编: flyingwizard ┃
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┃ ( ╲ \ ╱ 总编: icycream ┃
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┃ \ \ \ ╲” 编辑部(文编): flyingwizard ┃
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┃ ╰ │ \ 文编: 众水车 美编: PattyX ┗━━┓
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┃ \ / 社址: 在Joke喊暗号Old会有专人接送 ┏┓ ┏┓
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┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 红火的二月刊 目录 I ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
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┣━━ 月 ┛ 原创joke√ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 想起寝室里的一个笑话 ……………………………… 01 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 火葬场热线 …………………………………………… 02 ┃
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┃ 委婉x ………………………………………………… 04 ┃
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┃ 无敌老妈 …………………………………………… 05 ┏┓ ┏┓
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┃ 无敌老妈3 …………………………………………… 06 ┗━━┛┛
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┃ 黑暗餐厅 …………………………………………… 07 ┣━┫
┃ ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ 今日出游 见一joke ………………………………… 09 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 00. ╱ ┃ ╲
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┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 红火的二月刊 目录 II ┃
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┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ 黑屋通讯√ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ [海鲜社]历尽苦难星河出狱,继往开来黑屋 ……… 11 ┃
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┃ 革命是mmjoke的一种 ………………………………… 12 ┃
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┃ [胡同社]特快版主否认进版与韩国有关 …………… 14 ┃
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┃ [胡编社]快讯:水木特快突然撤下火锅进版 ……… 15 ┗━━┓
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┃ [八卦社]xinghe就是传说中的frGG ………………… 16 ┏┓ ┏┓
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┃ [大红颜色]小黑屋面临空前干旱 …………………… 18 ┗┛ ┗┛
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┃ 00. ╱ ┃ ╲
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┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 红火的二月刊 目录 III ┃
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┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ 诗歌风韵√ ┃
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┃ Re: 游戏:阿姨该封谁 ……………………………… 20 ┃
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┃ Re: 游戏:阿姨该封谁 ……………………………… 20 ┃
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┃ [八卦社]星河芙蓉赞 ………………………………… 20 ┃
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┃ 有待考证 …………………………………………… 20 ┗━━┓
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┃ 精彩活动√ ┏┓ ┏┓
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┃ 游戏游戏 …………………………………………… 21 ┗┛ ┗┛
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┃ 00. ╱ ┃ ╲
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┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 想起寝室里的一个笑话 yinhea8 ┃
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┃└┴─┘┃ 原创joke√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 是寝室一哥们他老妈来了,居然请我们寝室吃饭。晚上过去,还有他 ┃
┃ 几个高中同学来,于是我们5个寝室的同学坐一边,他们5个一个地方的坐 ┃
┃ 一边。 ┃
┃ 上菜后,他们叽哩咕噜的用方言疯狂交流,我们实在插不上话,就埋 ┃
┃ 头猛吃,那个菜真的还不错…… ┃
┃ ┃
┃ …… ┏┓ ┏┓
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┃ 1个小时后,站起来只见桌上一个由垃圾连成的半圆弧矗立在我们这半 ┗━━┛┛
┃ 边,那边十分的干净…… ┏┓ ┏┓
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┃ 后来,回寝室,那哥们告诉我们:他妈决定每月多给他200…… ┗┛ ┗┛
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┃ 01. ╱ ┃ ╲
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┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 火葬场热线 xiqiguguai ┃
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┃└┴─┘┃ 原创joke√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 寝室长期经常有骚扰电话。A说骚扰电话再打进来我们就说这里是屠 ┃
┃ 宰场。B说那不如说是殡仪馆。有个晚上大家居然真的这么跟人说了。还 ┃
┃ 是有点慌的,很不礼貌的样子。但是后来有些人就开始设计…… ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 版本一:你好,这里是XXX殡仪馆,由于业务繁忙,本系统已经升级 ┃
┃ 为语音识别系统,找XX请喊一,找XX请喊二…… 对不起,XX不在,找XX ┃
┃ 请稍后再拨,找其他人按#返回上级菜单,重新报数……对不起,XX也不 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 在,请稍后再拨。 ┗━━┓
┃ ┗━━┛┛
┃ 主叫如果问,那你是谁--我不知道,这里没人,我是刚刚送进来的。 ┏┓ ┏┓
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┃ 版本二:你好,这里是XXX殡仪馆,联系业务请拨1#,投放丧车广告 ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ 请拨22#,没烧干净申请重烧请拨333#。 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ (接下页) 02. ╱ ┃ ╲
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┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 火葬场热线 xiqiguguai ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 原创joke√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃(接上页) ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 附件: 谈到某个一直打骚扰电话的中年女人。 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ A:那个女人真是住在我们这里的人呐。 ┃
┃ ︵ ┃
┃ C:什么意思? (" ) ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ╭ ╮ ┗━━┓
┃ B:我们这里刚刚改成什么地方了? ╭╯╭╯ ┗━━┛┛
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┃ 03. ╱ ┃ ╲
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┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 委婉x oldbug ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 原创joke√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 一次我二姑姑一家来玩,正好我大姑姑也在,于是大家就寒暄几句最 ┃
┃ 近在干啥。我二姑父说最近晚上睡不好,隔壁住进来2个年轻人,每天晚 ┃
┃ 上就好象在放A片。 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 我大姑姑就插了一句:“那你白天和他们说说,晚上放片子电视声音 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 小一点。” ┗━━┓
┃ ┗━━┛┛
┃ 我二姑父有点哭笑不得:“我说的每天晚上‘好象’在放A片......” ┏┓ ┏┓
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┃ 04. ╱ ┃ ╲
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┃ 2007│┃ 无敌老妈 ustcbbs ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 原创joke√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 跟老妈去商场买东西,我挑了个playboy的皮带扣。售货mm开了票之后 ┃
┃ 我去付钱,老妈留在货架那里。回来之后,发现售货mm已经笑得不行了, ┃
┃ 老妈一脸无辜和茫然。 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 我问,怎么了? ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 售货mm说:你妈妈说你是属猴的,让把这个兔兔换成猴…… ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ┗━━┓
┃ 我妈太厉害了,哈哈…… /)/) ┗━━┛┛
┃ ("!) ┏┓ ┏┓
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┃ 05. ╱ ┃ ╲
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┃ 2007│┃ 无敌老妈3 ustcbbs ┃
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┃└┴─┘┃ 原创joke√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 表妹高三的时候,想跟风买个复读机。姨妈来咨询我到底用不用得着, ┃
┃ 我说不用,表妹还不死心…… ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 我妈发话了:复读机复读机,一看名字就不吉利,不许买。 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ╭─────╮ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ┌┅┐┌┅┅┐┌┅┅┐∠ 我要改名!│ ┗━━┓
┃ │@@││☉☉││◎◎│ ╰─────╯ ┗━━┛┛
┃ ┌───┐ ├┄┤├┄┄┤├┄┄┤ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ │复读机│ └╓┘└┬┬┘└┬┬┘ ┣━┫
┃ └───┘ ¥99.00 ¥158.00 ¥198.00 ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 06. ╱ ┃ ╲
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┃ 2007│┃ 黑暗餐厅 Liverpool ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 原创joke√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 呵呵,现在大名鼎鼎的黑暗餐厅其实是9字班一个师弟开的,他也是我 ┃
┃ 认识的9字班人里面唯一不上水木的。 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 言归正传。黑暗餐厅就是一个完全封闭没有一丝光线的餐厅,所有顾 ┃
┃ 客都只能在服务员的引导下就座用餐,服务员则都带着红外夜视,和美军 ┃
┃ 差不多。 ┃
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 那天他请我去试吃,某个菜是一个海螺壳做托盘,上面有一块螺肉, ┗━━┓
┃ 还有沙拉蔬菜之类的。 ┗━━┛┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 服务员拉着我的手在黑暗中摸到了海螺壳:先生,提醒您这个坚硬的 ┣━┫
┃ 外壳是不能吃的,如果您吃这个东西时发生任何意外,本公司将不负责任。┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ (接下页) 07. ╱ ┃ ╲
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┃ 2007│┃ 黑暗餐厅 Liverpool ┃
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┃└┴─┘┃ 原创joke√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃(接上页) ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 我觉得这个服务员好sb啊,谁会没事去吃这个东西。于是把老板叫来 ┃
┃ 建议他们改善这个环节。老板无奈地说:营业第一天,一个男的带了两个 ┃
┃ 女同事来吃饭,后来餐厅里传出嘎崩嘎崩的声音,服务员带着夜视仪找了 ┃
┃ 半天,才发现是这个男的把海螺壳咬碎了,正在嘴里嚼呢。 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 服务员告诉该男子这个壳不能吃,他身边的两个女同事都快笑疯了。 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 这个男的恼羞成怒,怒气冲冲叫来老板理论,质问为何不事先提醒他,老 ┗━━┓
┃ 板听说也乐得够呛,反问他:我们是不是还要告诉您杯子、盘子、勺子都 ┗━━┛┛
┃ 是不能吃的?最后打折将这位泰山兄打发走了 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ┣━┫
┃ 后来他们餐馆就定了规矩,必须提醒顾客海螺壳不能吃。 ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 08. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 今日出游 见一joke yinhea8 ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 原创joke√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 闲来无事四处游荡,到一处建筑颇为复古,名为陈家祠堂。居然就是个 ┃
┃ 旅游景点,啧啧,遂进去瞧上一瞧,一双眼睛四处乱瞅瞅中。发现于灵堂 ┃
┃ 处有一桌 桌上有一本 本上有很多字迹,祠堂之上展有猛犸牙雕塑,一人 ┃
┃ 写到: ┃
┃ 物华天宝 人杰地灵 可怜猛犸 一去不反 ┃
┃ ID:神秘女郎 ┃
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 2楼:是不是猛犸后来性无能啊 听说胖子那里都偏小 那丫个头不小啊 ┗━━┓
┃ ┗━━┛┛
┃ 3楼:是啊 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ┣━┫
┃ 4楼:可惜神秘女郎生的不是时候,要不她肯定会为猛犸传宗接代 ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ (接下页) 09. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 今日出游 见一joke yinhea8 ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 原创joke√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃(接上页) ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 后我思索半天怎样在这本本上留下一点英名,苦思后,写下: ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ╔════════════════════┈ ┃
┃ ║ 4楼:可惜神秘女郎生的不是时候…… ┃
┃ ║──────────────────┄ ┃
┃ ║ ………… ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ║───────────────────┄┄ ┗━━┓
┃ ║ X楼:办证 010-5153XXXX ┗━━┛┛
┃ ╚════════════════════┈┈ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ┣━┫
┃ 遂离去,不知留在学校的兄弟怎么样了…… ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 10. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ [海鲜社]历尽苦难星河出狱,继往开来黑屋闪光 NADP ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 黑屋通讯√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 海鲜社快讯:两个月前被联合国安全理事会逮捕并监禁的前黑屋国反 ┃
┃ 政府武装领袖星河今日出狱。在此前的政变中星河及其领导的组织暂时取 ┃
┃ 得了黑屋的最高领导权并成立了大红颜色新闻社来控制舆论,但是旋即被 ┃
┃ 联合国镇压。作为一个争议性的传奇人物,星河被支持者认为是黑屋民主 ┃
┃ 革命的领袖和未来的建设者,而反对人士则把他视为窃国大盗和独裁者。 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 在星河入狱之后,黑屋局势重新被猪头议会掌握,而大红颜色的二号人物 ┗━━┓
┃ zhaodc也跻身成为议会议员。在国际和平组织的努力下,星河于今日提前 ┗━━┛┛
┃ 出狱,而他出狱后的具体行程尚未透漏。黑屋局势将如何进展,各方势力 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 如何变化,本社将继续关注。 ┣━┫
┃ ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 11. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 革命是mmjoke的一种 xiqiguguai ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 黑屋通讯√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 据说mmjoke就是当事人觉得好笑别人笑不出来的笑话。也就是mmjoke ┃
┃ 就是不可验证的笑话。 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 举个例子。偶师妹中学时代的一个男性死党被同寝的飘飘(应该是某 ┃
┃ 地男同的别称)纠缠,向师妹求救,要求师妹打电话过去宣布自己是其女 ┃
┃ 友。 ┃
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 在师妹死党的精心安排下,那个飘飘接到了师妹的电话。 ┗━━┓
┃ ┗━━┛┛
┃ 师妹说,你好,我找某某某。 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ┣━┫
┃ 飘飘问,他不在,你是谁? ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ (接下页) 12. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 革命是mmjoke的一种 xiqiguguai ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 黑屋通讯√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃(接上页) ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 师妹:我是她女朋友.麻烦告诉他我来过电话了。 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 飘飘:你是他哪个女朋友? ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 师妹向我们描述说,“我忍辱负重的说,我是他北京的女朋友。” ┃
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ “忍辱负重”一出,我们笑翻了。诸如此类,我们笑得前仰后合,但 ┗━━┓
┃ 是别人不会觉得好笑。 ┗━━┛┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 而革命,参与者,也就是革命者乐在其中,旁观的人却不觉得很有趣。 ┣━┫
┃ 所以,我认为,革命就是mmjoke的一种。 ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 13. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ [胡同社] 特快版主否认进版与韩国有关 parabola ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 黑屋通讯√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ◢ ◣ ┃
┃ ◢◤ ◢███◣ ◥◣ ┃
┃ ◢█████◣ ┃
┃ ◥██◤◢◣◥ ┃
┃ ◣◥◤◢██◣ ┃
┃ ◥█████◤ ┃
┃ ◥◣ ◥███◤ ◢◤ ┃
┃ ◥ ◤ ┃
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ [新闻图片] 鸳鸯火锅是我们中国的!!! ┗━━┓
┃ ┗━━┛┛
┃ 胡同社讯,水木特快排名前三的版主swf, Rydia和Peru先后表示,特 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 快进版与韩国无关。“进版画面就是火锅,白背景是桌面,中间蓝色是清 ┣━┫
┃ 水,红色是辣锅,两边是4盘菜,我们根本没有和韩国撤上一点关系。 ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 14. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ [胡编社] 快讯:水木特快突然撤下火锅进版! parabola ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 黑屋通讯√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 快讯:水木特快撤掉了使用不足48小时的火锅进版,换以广告进版, ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 据分析,可能与韩国外交通商部向我国外交部施加压力有关。 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ┗━━┓
┃ ┗━━┛┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ┣━┫
┃ ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 15. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ [八卦社]xinghe就是传说中的frGG wuxing ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 黑屋通讯√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 各位还记得那个穿短裤准备裸跑全中国来追求FRJJ的人吗? ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 他是谁?他是火星人吗,不可能,虽然火星属于不发达地区但是审美 ┃
┃ 观点和我大球所差不远? ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 他是精神病吗?你见过精神病自己买车票,还会摆posE吗,no。 ┃
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 他是谁,他就是传说中的frgg ┗━━┓
┃ █◤█ █◤█ █◤█ █◤█ ┗━━┛┛
┃ 但,frgg是谁? █◢ █◢◤ █◢◣ █◢◣ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ █◤ █◤◣ █◤█ █◤█ ┣━┫
┃ 八卦记者为你揭开内幕。 █ █ █ █◢█ █◢█ ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ (接下页) 16. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ [八卦社]xinghe就是传说中的frGG wuxing ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 黑屋通讯√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃(接上页) ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 当他出现的时候,有一个人消失了? ┃
┃ 当一个人出来的时候,他就消失了。 ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 他是谁,谁是frgg。你答对了,就是传说中的xinghe老大。 ┃
┃ 为什么是他,怎么会是他? ┃
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 因为他是老大,所以眼光与众不同。 ┗━━┓
┃ 因为他是老大,就要做的与众不同。 ┗━━┛┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 让我们拭目以待新一代大哥大和网络超级魅力女FRJJ的结合吧。 ┣━┫
┃ ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 17. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ [大红颜色]小黑屋面临空前干旱 zhaodc ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 黑屋通讯√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 小黑屋曾经是一个多水湿润的地方,有时可在一夜间泛滥成灾,XEO ┃
┃ 混杂其中令人窒息…… ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 还有伸手不见六指的压抑环境,以及邪恶YINHUI的气氛,黑暗中,无 ┃
┃ 数双邪恶的眼睛和手探索着…… ┃
┃ ┃
┃ 然而现在!小黑屋变得异常冷清萧条,甚至达到数日无水地面龟裂的 ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 地步! ┗━━┓
┃ ┗━━┛┛
┃ 这是为什么呢? ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ┣━┫
┃ 专家解释说: ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ (接下页) 18. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ [大红颜色]小黑屋面临空前干旱 zhaodc ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 黑屋通讯√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃(接上页) ┃
┃ ╔═══════════════════════════╗ ┃
┃ ║ ║ ┃
┃ ║ ╱ ┼ ║ ┃
┃ ╭───ゝ╮ ┼── ╱ ┴─ ヽ ─┬─ ║ ┃
┃ │ ゞ│ ╯ ╮ │ ─┼ ┼╱ ┐ │├─ ║ ┃
┃ \ //╱\ // ├┃ │ ヽ│ ┴─ └ ┴┴─ ··· ║ ┃
┃ (│︵ ︵│) ├┃ ┘ ╱┌─ ║ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ │ ﹁ │ ┃ └┐ ║ ┗━━┓
┃ ╰┬─┬╯ ╯ ║ ┗━━┛┛
┃ ┏┴\/┴┓ ═══════ 专家意见,如有雷同,纯属抄袭…… ╣ ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ ╱ ︶│︶ ╲════════════════════════╩ ┣━┫
┃ / ‥ \ ┗┛ ┗┛
┃ | │ | ┏┓ ┏┓
┃ 19. ╱ ┃ ╲
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━┻━┛
┏━━━━┳┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓
┃┌─┬┐┃└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──└──┫
┃ 2007│┃ 诗歌风韵√ CrazyHan zhangchn Venusian wuxing ┃
┃┌┬┴┘┃ ────────────────────────────────┫
┃└┴─┘┃ 诗歌风韵√┃
┣━━ 月 ┛ ┃
┃ Re: 游戏:阿姨该封谁 ┃
┃ Re: 游戏:阿姨该封谁 Venusian ┃
┃ CrazyHan 月黑风高X客娇 虽云微言须计较 ┃
┃ 前番来此水无限 X人挖坑在良宵 妙语不可错今朝 ┃
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2007 Popular February Issue Table of Contents I
Month original joke
Reminds me of a joke in the dormitory 01
Crematorium Hotline 02
Tactful x 04
Invincible Mom 05
Invincible Mom 3 06
Dark Restaurant 07
Today’s trip to meet a joke 09
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[Seafood Society] Xinghe is released from prison after suffering all kinds of hardships and continues to the dark house 11
Revolution is a type of mmjoke 12
[Hutong News] Express moderator denies that the publication has anything to do with South Korea 14
[Hu Editorial Society] News Shuimu Express suddenly withdraws hotpot from the edition 15
[Bagua Society] xinghe is the legendary frGG 16
[Big red color] The little black house faces an unprecedented drought 18
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poetic charm
Re: Game Who should I ban? 20
Re: Game Who should I ban? 20
[Bagua Club] Xinghe Furong Praise 20
To be verified 20
exciting activities
Games Games 21
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2007 Reminds me of a joke in the dormitory yinhea8
original joke
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It was a buddy from the dormitory and his mother came over. He actually invited us to the dormitory for dinner. We went there in the evening and he was there too.
Several high school classmates came, so our five dormitory classmates sat on one side and they sat in the same place.
aside
After the food was served, they chatted wildly in dialect and we couldn't get a word in, so we just buried it.
I ate it hard. That dish was really good.
An hour later, I stood up and saw a semicircle made of garbage on the table, standing in our half.
It's very clean over there.
Later, when we returned to the dormitory, the buddy told us that his mother decided to give him an extra 200 yuan a month.
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2007 Crematorium hotline xiqiguguai
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There are often harassing phone calls in the dormitory for a long time. If A says the harassing phone call comes back, we will say that this is a butcher.
Slaughterhouse B said it was better to say it was a funeral parlor. One night everyone actually told people that.
I was a little panicked and looked very rude, but then some people started designing
Version 1 Hello, this is XXX Funeral Home. Due to busy business, this system has been upgraded.
For the speech recognition system, if you are looking for XX, please call one. If you are looking for XX, please call two. Sorry, XX is not here. Looking for XX.
Please call again later. Find someone else and press # to return to the upper menu and re-count. Sorry, neither does XX.
Please call again later
If the caller asks, who are you? I don’t know. There is no one here. I just sent them in.
Version 2 Hello, this is XXX Funeral Home. To contact the business, please dial 1# to place funeral car advertisements.
Please dial 22#. If it is not completely burned, please dial 333# to apply for reburning.
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2007 Crematorium hotline xiqiguguai
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Continued from previous page
Attachment: Talking about a middle-aged woman who keeps making harassing phone calls
A That woman really lives here with us.
What does C mean?
B What did our place just change to?
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2007 euphemism x oldbug
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Once my second aunt and her family came to play, and my eldest aunt happened to be there too, so we all exchanged a few words.
What are you doing recently? My second uncle said that he has not been able to sleep well at night recently. Two young people live next door and stay up late every night.
It's like showing an porn movie
My eldest aunt just interjected, then you can talk to them during the day and play movies and TV sounds at night.
smaller
My second uncle was a bit dumbfounded. I said it seemed like he was showing porn movies every night...
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2007 Invincible Mom ustcbbs
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I went shopping with my mom at the mall and I picked out a Playboy belt buckle. After the salesperson issued the ticket,
I went to pay, and my mother stayed at the shelf. When I came back, I found that the sales girl had stopped laughing.
Mom looks innocent and confused
I asked what happened
The sales girl said, your mother said you were born in the year of monkey, so she asked you to change this bunny into a monkey.
My mom is so awesome haha
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2007 Invincible Mom 3 ustcbbs
original joke
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When my cousin was in her senior year of high school, she wanted to follow the trend and buy a repeater. My aunt came to ask me whether I should use it.
I said no, but my cousin still didn’t give up.
My mother has spoken. The name of the repeater is unlucky. You are not allowed to buy it.
I want to change my name
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Repeater
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2007 Dark Restaurant Liverpool
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Haha, the now-famous Dark Restaurant was actually opened by a junior in Class 9. He is also me.
The only person I know in the 9-character class who is not in Mizuki
Closer to home, a dark restaurant is a completely enclosed restaurant without any light.
Guests can only sit down and dine under the guidance of waiters. The waiters all wear infrared night vision and the US military
almost
That day he invited me to taste a certain dish. It was a conch shell on a tray with a piece of conch meat on it.
And salad vegetables and the like
The waiter took my hand and touched the conch shell in the dark. Sir, remind you of this hard shell.
The shell is inedible. Our company will not be responsible if any accident occurs while you eat this.
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I thought this waiter was awesome. Who would eat this food without any trouble? So I called the boss over.
Suggesting them to improve this aspect, the boss said helplessly that on the first day of business, a man brought two
A female colleague came to eat. Later, there was a crunching sound in the restaurant. The waiter looked for her with night vision goggles.
It took me a long time to realize that this man had broken the conch shell and was chewing it in his mouth.
The waiter told the man that the shell was inedible. The two female colleagues beside him almost laughed like crazy.
The man became so angry that he called his boss to argue with him and asked why he didn't warn him in advance.
Ban was overjoyed to hear this and asked him, "Are we going to tell you about cups, plates and spoons too?"
It's inedible. In the end, he got a discount and sent Brother Taishan away.
Later, their restaurant made a rule that customers must be reminded that conch shells are not allowed to be eaten.
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2007 Today’s trip to meet joke yinhea8
original joke
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Wandering around with nothing to do, I came to a rather retro building called the Chen Family Ancestral Hall. It turned out to be a
Tourist attraction. So I went in to take a look. I looked around with my eyes and found it in the mourning hall.
There is a table everywhere. There is a book on the table. There are many writings on it. There is a sculpture of mammoth tusk on the ancestral hall. One person.
write to
Wonderful treasures, outstanding people, pitiful mammoths, never turn back once gone
ID:Mysterious Girl
Floor 2: Did the mammoth become impotent? I heard that fat people tend to be smaller. That girl is quite big.
Floor 3: Yes
Floor 4: It’s a pity that the mysterious girl was born at the wrong time, otherwise she would definitely continue the mammoth family line.
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2007 Today’s trip to meet joke yinhea8
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Continued from previous page
Finally, I thought for a long time about how to leave a bit of a famous name in this book. After thinking hard, I wrote
Floor 4: It’s a pity that the mysterious girl was born at the wrong time
X Building Certificate Application 010 5153XXXX
Then he left. I wonder what happened to the brothers who stayed in school.
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2007 [Seafood Society] Xinghe is released from prison after going through hardships and continues to shine in the dark room NADP
Black Room Communications
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Seafood News: Former black house rebel who was arrested and imprisoned by the United Nations Security Council two months ago
Government armed leader Xinghe was released from prison today. Xinghe and the organization he led were temporarily removed from power in previous coups.
Obtained the supreme leadership of the Black Room and established the Big Red News Agency to control public opinion, but was soon
UN crackdown A controversial legend, Galaxy is considered a black house democracy by supporters
Leader of the revolution and builder of the future, opponents viewed him as a kleptocrat and dictator
After Xinghe was imprisoned, the situation in the Black Room was once again under the control of the Pig Head Council, and the number two figure in red was
zhaodc also became a member of parliament. Thanks to the efforts of international peace organizations, Xinghe moved ahead of schedule today.
After being released from prison, his specific itinerary after being released from prison has not yet been revealed. How will the situation in the black room develop? All the forces involved
How this changes? We will continue to pay attention to
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2007 Revolution is a kind of mmjoke xiqiguguai
Black Room Communications
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It is said that mmjoke is a joke that the person involved finds funny but others cannot laugh at it, that is, mmjoke
It's an unverifiable joke
For example, a male best friend of my junior sister’s middle school days was sleeping with her. It should be someone
Another name for gay men: entanglement. Asking junior sister for help. Asking junior sister to call and announce that she is his daughter.
friend
Under the careful arrangement of Junior Sister's best friend, that Piaopiao received a call from Junior Sister
Junior sister said: Hello, I’m looking for so-and-so
Piaopiao asked, "Who are you when he's not here?"
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2007 Revolution is a kind of mmjoke xiqiguguai
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Junior sister: I am her girlfriend. Please tell him that I called him.
Piaopiao: Which girlfriend are you?
The junior sister described to us that I endured the humiliation and said that I was his girlfriend in Beijing.
Bearing the humiliation and bearing the heavy burden, we burst into laughter as soon as it came out, and so on. We laughed so hard, but
Others won't find it funny
The participants of the revolution, that is, the revolutionaries, enjoyed it, but the bystanders did not find it very interesting.
So I think revolution is a kind of mmjoke
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2007 [Hutong News] Express moderator denies that the publication has anything to do with South Korea parabola
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[News Photo] Yuanyang Hot Pot is our Chinese
Hutong News The top three moderators of Shuimu Express, swf, Rydia and Peru, have expressed their special
The fast-forward version has nothing to do with Korea. The screen in the forward version is a hot pot. The white background is the desktop and the blue color in the middle is clear.
Water, red is spicy hot pot, and there are 4 dishes on both sides. We have no relationship with Korea at all.
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2007 [Hu Editorial Society] News: Shuimu Express suddenly withdraws hotpot version parabola
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News: Shuimu Express has removed the hotpot version that has been used for less than 48 hours and replaced it with advertising.
According to analysis, it may be related to the pressure exerted by the South Korean Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade on our Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
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2007 [Bagua Society] xinghe is the legendary frGG wuxing
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Do you still remember the guy who wore shorts and was going to run naked all over China in pursuit of FRJJ?
Who is he? Is he a Martian? Impossible. Although Mars is an underdeveloped area, aesthetics
The point of view is not far different from my big ball
Is he mentally ill? Have you ever seen a mentally ill person buy a ticket by himself? Will he still show off? No
Who is he? He is the legendary frgg
But who is frgg
Gossip reporters reveal the inside story for you
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2007 [Bagua Society] xinghe is the legendary frGG wuxing
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When he appeared, someone disappeared
When a person comes out he disappears
Who is he? Who is frgg? You answered correctly. He is the legendary boss of xinghe.
Why him? How could it be him?
Because he is the boss, he has a different perspective
Because he is the boss, he has to do something different
Let us wait and see the combination of the new generation of big brother and the super charming Internet girl FRJJ
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2007 [Red color] The little black house faces an unprecedented drought zhaodc
Black Room Communications
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The dark room was once a wet and humid place that could sometimes flood overnight XEO
It's suffocating to be mixed in
There is also a depressing environment where you can’t even see your fingers, and the atmosphere of evil YINHUI, in the darkness, there is nothing
Several pairs of evil eyes and hands explore
However, now, the small black room has become extremely deserted and desolate, even to the point where the ground has cracked without water for several days.
situation
Why is this
Experts explain
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2007 [Red color] The little black house faces an unprecedented drought zhaodc
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Expert Opinion If there is any similarity, it is pure plagiarism.
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2007 Poetry Charm CrazyHan zhangchn Venusian wuxing
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Re: Game Who should I ban?
Re: Game Who should I ban? Venusian
CrazyHan, the moon is dark and the wind is high, Ke Jiao, even though the clouds are small, you need to care about them.
There was unlimited water here last time. It was a good night for people to dig holes. The wise words cannot be wrong today.
Ling Chao posted more than just a reply. The reply was written in a pertinent way. Sure enough, he did not waste the good night.
Kissing between men is quite sinful. Who knew that Shang Gao had a knife on his head?
After posting this article, I fell asleep
[Bagua Club] Xinghe Furong Praise
To be verified wuxing
zhangchn Go calmly in front of the tyrant
When I die, I know that everything is in vain. I live with a smile in the arms of Hibiscus.
But the revolution cannot be seen in sorrow. If you ask who is charming?
The galaxy is thirsty for power. Don’t understand. It’s too weird. Point to the galaxy and there is no one else.
Don’t forget to squeak when filling the water. Thanks to zhaodc for providing the word squeak.
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game rules
Starting with the first pinyin letter of x i y n g h e, write 6 sentences with coherent meanings.
A limerick of 5 or 7 words
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Example
x Xinghe comes to the small black room
i met Wuwu head-on
n Naughty and coquettish
g Rolling around like a kitten
h turned around and saw Su Lamei
e The eyebrows are erect and about to fly.
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Continued from previous page crowyue xiqiguguai icycream yinhea8
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x Tuesday afternoon, small candlelight, exams at the end of the semester, inside a small dark room
i A small dark room, the faint moon, English mathematics computer, someone called Pig Head
n There is a door to the south. The wine is so strong that I don’t dare to fail any class. You ask me who I am.
g There is a bench at a high place and you can sing loudly. If you fail and go home, you will be punished. I’ll fuck you to death.
h There are also two pigs with red tents. They have been around for a year and they still can’t whisper to you.
e squealing with hunger, the graceful bride, sighing in despair, disgusting joker
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Continued from previous page oldbug beryl beryl zhaodc
x There is a pig-headed villain in the dark room. The newly married woman follows her husband. If she is in a good mood, let’s sing a song. x Lots of jokes.
i I am shocked by the lustful power. I am trying to show off my attitude. I forget the words halfway through my chant. I can only say it with my mouth.
n I look forward to the arrival of the stars on that day. Those who are able work more. Scratch your scalp and think seriously. n Many men gather together at the table.
g The ghost-headed knife drinks the blood of the pig's head gg throws his hands and watches the singing, holds his neck and howls at the top of his lungs g g dd touches each other
h The shared house sings hymns in unison, shouting and drinking, the beard is unkempt and the clothes are in tatters h The level is rare
e Evil people have their own trials and tribulations. Well, this is busy. It’s so evil that beauties run away in all directions. e makes ordinary people hide in the dark.
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