Sender: PattyX Pa'er, life is brilliant, brilliant, brilliant... Title: [Little Black Room] Green March Issue Sending station: Shuimu Community Mon Apr 9 08:48:05 2007 , within the station [Little Black Room] The green March issue Space... [Little Black Room] The green March issue Edited and published by: Shuimu Community Small Black Room Outcrop Society Editor-in-Chief: flyingwizard Editor-in-Chief: icycream Editorial Department Copywriter: flyingwizard Editor: Zhongshuiche Artist editor: PattyX Address: Call the code Old at Joke and someone will pick you up. Advertising Company: Investment Promotion... Mar. Title: Good MM id: VF0 Category: Original I invited MM to dinner today and she ordered a casserole with tofu. I wanted to avoid asking for a heavy portion with her. I ordered a mushroom casserole. These two are the cheapest, both cost 3 yuan. What a stingy King Bat. Ah... Sweat it yourself first Because I basically only ordered tofu casserole in the past, I tried mushrooms this time and found that mushrooms Mushrooms are also very delicious. So I told her that mushrooms are also very delicious: MM tasted it and said it was really delicious! Let’s switch and I’ll eat your mushrooms. You eat my tofu! .....I was very moved after hearing this. What a considerate and good girl! 2007 01 Mar. Title: I will come to you for medical treatment in the future id: jiayh Category: Original I was chatting with a classmate studying medicine at noon, and I remembered going to school to get the admission pass after the college entrance examination. A scene from Zhishu Went with Little P’s classmate At that time, a teacher next to me saw that Xiao P was from the Medical University. Just tell him, oh, little P, is it okay to become an angel in white? Little P said it was average The teacher said, okay, then I will go to you for medical treatment in the future. Little P said no problem The teacher asked him again which direction did you study? 1 Little P said forensic medicine 1 Teacher @#$%&^%*&*%^%# 2007 02 Mar. Title: Please close the door id: strawberry Category: Original The English teacher in the junior high school speaks good English, but does not speak Mandarin and teaches in dialect. One day in the first grade of junior high school, the teacher wrote some Chinese-English translations on the blackboard and asked everyone to translate them. The first one is, please close the door! Shandong dialect There is a buddy who is very depressed. How can I translate it if he can’t die? I had just learned English for half a year and specialized in translating it. The dictionary knew it was die, so it translated the answer that made the teacher faint. please shut the door die. ps. A friend from junior high school translated English into Chinese when he was in the first year of junior high school. Is that girl your friend? A very genius translation: Is that your girlfriend? Everyone suspected that his thoughts were impure. In fact, he is a very honest and introverted child. 2007 03 Mar. Title: Failed First Date id:coo1 Category: Original Here's the thing Not long after I entered the school in my freshman year, a female classmate came to me. She was narcissistic. I thought it might be that interesting, so I invited her to dinner in the evening and it was fine, so I took her to school. Wandering around, I got tired when I walked to a deserted island. I saw the two-story pavilion and climbed up to rest. The atmosphere at that time was actually very good. It felt a bit ambiguous. I couldn’t find anything to say. My colleagues Ask me, the scenery here is nice. Do you come here often? I didn't think of anything else to say yes. Just after I finished speaking, within two minutes, a pair of men came over and hugged each other in an affectionate manner. My classmate looked at me with strange eyes and then hurriedly said that something was wrong and that he would not disturb me. I go first Not long after, she found a boyfriend, and I was once suspected of being a glass From then on, I made a vow not to go to that pavilion at night 2007 04 Mar. Title: My Biaohan Roommate 3 id: strawberry Category: Original Roommates sometimes seem to have a short-circuit in their brains and do things that make people laugh or cry. One time when he was renting a house off campus, his girlfriend said to him that his hair has grown and he should go get a haircut. After I came back, my girlfriend saw that her hair had not changed. He said the women inside don't know how to cut hair. My girlfriend asked, which barber shop did you go to? He said *** hair salon My girlfriend went crazy. The neighborhood where the hair salon is located is the famous local redlight. district! Afterwards, when he thought about his roommates, they all had wild imaginations. 2007 05 Mar. Title: Let me tell you a joke id:mOK Category: Original Tangshan Junior High School Competition Class has many students from various counties. For example, Leting, Luan County, Qian'an Do you know that Qian'an has a lot of iron ore and is also rich in Jingdong chestnuts? At that time, we had one and a half days off every weekend. However, we had two days off on the weekend at the end of the month. This way students who are far away can go home. Well, there is such a Monday at noon A classmate Zhang San who moved to An'an brought back some chestnuts and shared them with other classmates. The short lunch break has passed. The first class is history, but I haven’t finished eating the chestnuts yet. It happened that the history teacher talked about "learning from the foreigners and developing skills to control the foreigners". The teacher asked if he had learned anything at that time. What are the advanced Western technologies? Zhang San, can you give me an example? Zhang San stood up in response and raised his hand, holding a chestnut in his hand. 2007 06 Mar. Title: The third bench id: strawberry Category: Original t A guy in the dormitory is called a pervert One day I came back very excited and said that the lab was going to three undergraduate students, all of whom were girls. He said that he finally had a chance to feast his eyes on them. Their boss doesn’t recruit girls. There are a bunch of people in the laboratory. The big men are looking at each other all day long, and they have two days off on the weekend after the end of the month. As a result, when I came back the next day, I was very depressed and said, "It's so ugly." Everyone in the dormitory was speechless. After a long while, I want to say something to my buddy. There is another one who has something to do and hasn’t come yet. Hope is still there, big brother. The family members cheered and said that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. When I returned to the dormitory last night, I found that this guy was even more depressed. I quickly asked what was wrong. Brother said angrily, "Fuck, the third bench" Everyone was confused and looked at each other Before going to bed, a buddy came to his senses and said, we all seemed to have learned this when we were kids. The story of Einstein’s three benches Everyone suddenly realized that they fully sympathized with this guy and fully bs about his appearance. Take people 2007 07 Mar. Title: Fertilization id:zoni Category:Original Yesterday I came back from the National Development and Reform Commission with a colleague from mm. Walking along the sidewalk outside Diaoyutai State Guesthouse, there are too many cars. en route mm Why are some of the trees on the roadside thick and some thin? My Feng Shui question... The answer even makes me sweat... mm That’s wrong. It’s because the puppies are fertilized unevenly! I ... 2007 08 Mar. Title: Dialect Issues id:zoni Category: Original Yesterday, I received a Hong Kong client for a meeting and chatted during the meeting. That Hong Kong man's Mandarin is not very good, and he often mixes it with Cantonese accents. Me: You are here to discuss business this time. When will you go back? Hong Kong people, you are stupid I was so stunned that I thought I didn’t hear clearly what time it was. Hong Kong people, you are stupid I was very depressed. I finally heard it this time... I didn't say anything for dozens of seconds, looking straight at that person...his expression still... Very serious look After a while, the Hong Kong man spoke in very bad Mandarin again. He said, well, I mean I will go back on the 27th... o >.< o Dialects are terrible 2007 09 Mar. Title: d:zoni that came to mind when decompressing the JOKE version of compressed cookies Category: Original My mother told me that when I was very young, I would often be hungry in the middle of the night. In order for me not to cry, my father would get up every time to get something to eat. One time, my father was so sleepy that he put condensed milk in the bottle and forgot to add it. Then he gave me the bottle I drank for a while before they discovered... Later, it was said that my father came up with a method Actually it is He force-fed me a bottle of water, then held me and shook me for a while... to shake me evenly... It is said that I refused to eat for two days after that, which scared my parents. 2007 10 Mar. Title: Advertisement id: zoni Category: Original This is still a story during the holidays. Are you going home to celebrate the New Year? I am writing my memoirs these days... My family lives in Confucius Temple, so I must accompany my foreign relatives to visit Confucius Temple one day. In a certain alley, I suddenly saw a small store with a large advertisement posted on it. A few big red letters: One Hundred Days of Safety and No Incidents Relatives were very puzzled as to why there was a small shop selling labor protection supplies in Confucius Temple. So I walked in to find out what was going on and found out it was an adult products store... Like ads: 2007 11 Mar. Title: Non-X jokes about X id:enst Category: Original Saw a post about pregnancy today Some people say that X-rays are not good for children. The first reaction is to wonder What kind of light is X... After thinking about it for a while, I realized that it turned out to be X-ray perspective... joke syndrome.. 2007 12 Mar. Title: cassock id: jiayh Category: Original On the bus, a man chatted with his friends to pass the time "Get off at a certain station later and accompany me to a certain friend's house, then to a certain photo studio, and then to Go to my house " "Why are you getting married without notifying me? Congratulations! Tell me, I haven't seen you recently. I'm busy with this." The man wanted to interrupt several times. Finally, after his friend finished speaking, he explained "My friend just got married and asked me to help deliver his wife's cassock to a photo studio." "Wearing a cassock when getting married is so unique. Which photo studio has such a special business?" Okay, I'll go with you later so I can see more."... "What to wear if you don't wear a cassock when getting married? Photo studios now have this business, right?" The two of them were chatting happily. The girl next to them glanced at the man and said to himself. Your wife only wore cassock when you got married. 2007 13 Mar. Title: Some people are X id: VF0 Category: Original My girlfriend who was running with me had tonsil inflammation and the pain was severe for several days. I didn’t even go out for a run. I happened to sit next to her in class today and I became concerned. Because she doesn't know whether the tonsils are in the throat or the mouth. I had to ask vaguely, does it still hurt? She said yes, it's better I saw a GG tiger body in front of me shook... God testifies that I didn’t do it on purpose... 2007 14 Mar. Title: Several different consequences of calling AI a pig id: oldbug Category: Original 1NewExpress Will be banned for 14 days Reason: personal attack 2 Joke Will be banned for 1 day. Reason for leaking the secrets of this site. 3 An internal page AI will be blocked for 14 days. The reason is that you have been hiding it from us for a long time... Suddenly thought of it haha 2007 15 Mar. Title: Two or three things to do during the Chinese New Year 3 id: PhoenixPK Category: Original MM’s family just built a house in the town. They moved here and renovated it before the Chinese New Year. It was only done roughly. The electricity was turned on, but it was a temporary water supply equipment. The water pressure is not enough. There is water only on the first floor. The first floor is planned to be rented out as a storefront. There are only toilets starting from the second floor, so you have to plan in advance when going to the toilet. One morning I woke up and felt a little pain in my stomach, but also felt very sleepy and struggled. After a while, sleepiness overcame the urge to defecate, and I fell back to sleep. I slept for about an hour and woke up again. My stomach hurts a lot. I looked out the window and saw it was raining heavily. I thought it would rain even more. I had to walk hundreds of meters to reach the public toilet, so I fell asleep again. Past experience tells me bb It will pass if you endure it. It won't be a problem to hold on for another two or three hours. I didn't expect this coming. My stomach is so painful and bloated that I can't sleep. I guess it's because I had a bad meal yesterday. I have no choice but to go to the toilet in the rain My stomach is really rumbling and I don't dare to move too much while getting dressed for fear of urging me. 2007 16 Mar. Title: Two or three things to do during the Chinese New Year 3 id: PhoenixPK Category: Original Continued from previous page My stomach is really rumbling and I don't dare to move too much while getting dressed for fear of urging me. I lost my reaction speed and went down to the first floor. I bent down to put on my shoes and felt something warm. The huge prairie dog kept probing between my buttocks, and was pinched time and again by my eager buttocks. After going back for days, I will never wear leather shoes with laces again because I want to keep my height high. It’s not like I’m tying my shoelaces with my slightly trembling hands to prevent marmots from escaping. So flexible, I gave up after trying for half a minute because I felt that the defense was about to Collapse: The sphincter has surrendered, is in a state of spasticity, and is basically inoperable. The decision was made in half a second. Regardless of whether there is water or not, hurry to the toilet on the second floor. To solve the problem, I have used my gluteus maximus muscles to assist in defense, raised my buttocks and clamped my anus, and moved step by step. Going to the second floor, there must have been some violent reaction in my stomach, producing a lot of gas. The body kept pushing the prairie dogs outward. One prairie dog had its head sticking out of the way. If it's too far outside, it will be decapitated immediately by the sphincter and then squashed by the gluteus maximus, prairie dogs. Obviously they were irritated, and they rushed out one by one. It was really a human tragedy. One after another, they were beheaded and squashed, and their levels were getting higher and higher. At this point, I finally 2007 17 Mar. Title: Two or three things to do during the Chinese New Year 3 id: PhoenixPK Category: Original Continued from previous page Yu Jinjun went to the toilet, his face was livid, his head was covered in cold sweat, and he unbuttoned his pants with trembling hands. The groundhogs finally reached the moment of victory, swarming like a flood from a dam. And outside, their cries of victory can be heard throughout the restroom. After a while of feeling refreshed, I began to scan the battlefield. The poor red pants were at home. I have already suffered misfortune. It should have been "if you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed later", but I didn't expect it to happen again. I couldn't escape today's disaster. It was covered with marmot corpses. I am also glorious. He sacrificed his life. The battlefield was a mess. Corpses were everywhere. It was simply a Shura field. In the end, Finally, I had to take out my mobile phone and call MM, who asked her to bring a bucket of water up from the first floor. I clean the battlefield, and of course I have another pair of spare pants that are cool. 2007 18 Mar. Title: Prison guard, prison guard, where are you id: SYSroot Category: Communication Prison guard, prison guard Where are you? Where are you? Did you know we wanted to beat you up? We shout to the mountains old pig head valley echo He just left He just left The road to escape from prison is thousands of miles away He strides forward without stopping We shout to the earth pig head The earth roars 2007 He just left He just left 19 Mar. Title: Prison guard, prison guard, where are you id: SYSroot Category: Communication Continued from previous page Don't you see that shiny magic weapon? Still flashing the tears of being teased We shout to the forest old policeman bursts of pines He just left He just left On the battlefield of the black room riot haha The man who successfully escaped from prison is recalling his kind laughter We shout to the sea new police sound of waves 2007 He just left He just left 20 Mar. Title: Prison guard, prison guard, where are you id: SYSroot Category: Communication Continued from previous page Didn’t you see that you were touched randomly and squeezed all over me? The coat he put on with his own hands We search the whole world Ha xinghe You're everywhere the revolution needs to be vast land We need to be the real owners of the dark room We return to this mottled land again and again Only under your leadership can the prison guards sigh incessantly 2007 twenty one Mar. Title: Lantern Festival Poetry Concert, Yong Snow, Three and a Half Sentences, Category, Exciting Activities VF0 crowyue NADP The cold wave meets the heating, the eldest sister has long hair, the Lantern Festival on the 15th day of the first lunar month The earth is covered with white snow. This year, the lanterns are high. Don’t look at the lanterns to see the snow flying. I invite a beautiful woman to walk in the snow, but I don’t know how long my hair is. What should I do if there is no snow in my place? If there is a show, it’s better to go to bed with a lantern! Venusian wolfling yutourr It's snowing. It's snowing for the first time in the new year... White snow is falling on the morning of the 15th White snow skitters in the air, enjoy the Lantern Festival hot pot and enjoy the lantern show on the 15th night What should I do if I don’t have a girl when I go out to meet girls? The snow is falling, the lights are falling, and I haven’t seen them yet. MM can't fuck the older sister? She has a fever 2007 twenty two Mar. Title: I will come to you for medical treatment from now on Original work Category Adaptation of jokes I was chatting with a classmate studying medicine at noon, and I remembered going to school to get the admission pass after the college entrance examination. A scene from Zhishu Went with Little P’s classmate At that time, a teacher next to me saw that Xiao P was from the Medical University. Just tell him, oh, little P, is it okay to become an angel in white? Little P said it was average The teacher said, okay, then I will go to you for medical treatment in the future. Little P said no problem The teacher asked him again which direction did you study? Little P said forensic medicine Teacher @#$%&^%*&*%^%# 2007 twenty three Mar. From now on, I will see you for medical treatment. Modified version of Lord. Category: Joke Adaptation. I was chatting with a classmate studying medicine at noon, and I remembered going to school to get the admission pass after the college entrance examination. A scene from Zhishu Went with beautiful little P At that time, a teacher WS or Shuai Shuai next to me saw that Xiao P was from the Medical University. Just tell him, oh, little P, is it okay to become an angel in white? Little P said it was average The teacher said, okay, then I will go to you for medical treatment in the future. Little P said no problem The teacher asked him again which direction did you study? Little P says gynecology Teacher @#$%&^%*&*%^%# 2007 twenty four Mar. I will come to you for medical treatment from now on zhaodc modified version Category Joke adaptation I was chatting with a classmate studying medicine at noon, and I remembered going to school to get the admission pass after the college entrance examination. A scene from Zhishu Went with Little P’s classmate At that time, a teacher next to me saw that Xiao P was from the Medical University. Just tell him, oh, little P, is it okay to become an angel in white? Little P said it was average The teacher said, okay, then I will go to you for medical treatment in the future. Little P said no problem The teacher asked him again which direction did you study? Little P said veterinarian Teacher @#$%&^%*&*%^%# 2007 25 Mar. I will see you for medical treatment from now on coo1 Modified version Category Joke adaptation I was chatting with a classmate studying medicine at noon, and I remembered going to school to get the admission pass after the college entrance examination. A scene from Zhishu Went with Little P’s classmate At that time, a teacher next to me saw that Xiao P was from the Medical University. Just tell him, oh, little P, is it okay to become an angel in white? Little P said it was average The teacher said, okay, then I will go to you for medical treatment in the future. Little P said no problem The teacher asked him again which direction did you study? Little P said Alzheimer's disease Teacher @#$%&^%*&*%^%# 2007 Let’s wait until I get older 26 Mar. From now on, I will come to you for medical treatment. VF0’s poems are bright and orange. Category: Joke Adaptation My name is Little P Study very hard College entrance examination application form Reported as a forensic doctor Got the notice that day offended the teacher because he requested If you are sick, come to me for treatment In the end, I actually agreed!...... 2007 27 Mar. The embarrassment of not knowing English letters Category Joke Adaptation Original by lovepig On the bus, there was a man holding up five fingers in one hand, as if holding a bowl. When you are tired from lifting, be careful when changing hands, as if you are holding an invisible ball. Everyone Everyone was confused and couldn't see what he was carrying. Finally, someone couldn't help but ask him. What are you wearing? Answer "My wife asked me to buy a bra" Modified version by coo1 On the bus, there was a man who kept reciting "Happy Night" silently and got tired. I was careful when ventilating, as if I was afraid of mispronunciation. Everyone was puzzled. I don’t know. He asked what he was reciting. Finally someone couldn't help but asked him what he was reciting. He replied, "Wife." Let me buy Anerle nighttime sanitary napkins" 2007 28 Mar. The embarrassment of not knowing English letters Category Joke Adaptation Modified version by Lord On the bus, there was a man who pulled the ring with one hand and held it up with five fingers of the other hand spread apart. Holding a small half bowl of water, I was tired from lifting it, so I was careful when changing hands. Everyone was puzzled. I don’t know why I was carrying a bowl of water on the car. Finally, I suddenly braked. Male I accidentally spilled more than half of the water, and then I suddenly felt lost, helpless and helpless. With tears in his eyes, bystanders couldn't help but cautiously asked what was so special about this water. Answer My wife asked me to buy sanitary napkins Modified version by zoni On the bus, there was a man holding up five fingers in one hand, as if holding a bowl. It seemed like he was holding an invisible ball. Everyone was puzzled because they couldn't see what he was holding. What? Someone finally couldn't help but ask him what he was holding. He replied, "Yesterday, my wife Let me buy a bra. My hand cramps are still not cured..." 2007 29 Mar. Tourist id: paris1983 Category: Poetry On the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, classmate Xiaozhu was awarded a five-day sightseeing ticket to the Black Room. My heart is beating with excitement Prepare a backpack full of snacks early Wash your face and brush your teeth early Climbed into the nest early Get ready to start the wonderful little black house tour the next day Classmate Xiaozhu was secretly laughing in his dream. 2007 Hululu 30 Mar. Tourist id: paris1983 Category: Poetry purr purr The sweet dreams in the dark night are so long purr purr The little pig is flying in his dream Suddenly I feel the dazzling sunshine, Oh it's dawn Little Pig opens his phone to check the time By the way, I saw it on the calendar 2007 31 Mar. Tourist id: paris1983 Category: Poetry "February 29, 2007 It turns out this year is a leap year Piggy nodded I happily set off towards the small black room. dot dot dot dot dot dot <FIN> 2007 32