Sender: Kieslowski How sad, message area: JokeRoom Title: Standardized 2007 Annual Journal Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Jan 27 20:35:05 2008 , within the station < < < > Porridge label T 1231 2007 4 3. 5 Contents of this issue < MMJoke 2007 Recommendation............02 > Joke 2007 Joke Collection............04 < Little Dark Room 2007 Anthology......41 > MMJoke 2007 [PIC] The bento my wife prepared for me by:htmlboy zz:ltkevin http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 864 [PIC] Qilu Evening News is famous throughout the country by:Liverpool zz:XRay http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 497 [game] Self-made original drama Approaching Science: Human Faces on the Ground by:carol3 http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 15 16 [mp3]Happy Festival of Lights by:ferrouschord http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 11 61 [PIC] To welcome the Olympics, the sprinkler is also crazy by:yuemijindu http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 778 [pic] Very traditional mm ^ ^ Reposted by:songfrank http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 498 to be continued... > MMJoke 2007 [pic]I saw a bicycle in school before graduation by:yqwn2008 zz:flyingwizard http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 664 [PIC] Where can I buy a cup like this.... by:beryl http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 485 [PIC] Repost Arab 50 Repost by:Xiaopengyou zz:icycream http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 500 [PIC] Top secret campus files by:trek http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 624 [pic]Homemade Apache Reposted by:rot zz:irun http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 520 [PIC]Desktop background before and now when looking for a job by:Justknow zz:itsokbaby http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 888 [PIC] Chins can also be funnyzz by:beryl http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 491 > Joke 2007 [zz]Master, master One of the keys on my laptop's keyboard doesn't work. Is it okay to buy an external keyboard? There is a fairy chicken at home again Interesting facts during company physical examination Top ten on the ghost wood community bbs haha Life Building Edition: Don’t bully foreigners who don’t understand Chinese The kid is so funnyzz to be continued... > > Joke 2007 About Babaoshan joke zz reprint Alas, no one sent an X in the middle of the night, right? Reprint real roadkill Real Pick Up Original Essay Collection Xinjiang Travel Notes 2 Missed the conversation Notices in the dormitory building to be continued... > Joke 2007 Event 2 Re: The best bus line I know zz > Title: [zz]Master ah master Author[zz]: guzhouweng Yesterday I received a call from someone I didn’t recognize. He had a southern accent and he addressed me directly. name Hello, Mr. Wang who are you Your old friend Who is it? My old friend from Guangdong, you can’t even recognize my voice. Who are you Oops, Mr. Wang, you noble man is so forgetful. I was really confused by the question. I couldn’t remember the voice. We chatted for a long time. The other party just didn't say his name. Finally I got impatient and said, "Forget it if you don't say it." I hung up the phone to be continued... > [zz]Master, master Then I thought something was wrong, maybe some kind of scammer, so I called 110. 110 When I heard it, I said he must be a liar. I asked 110 how this person cheated. 110 He said: If I recognize the other person's voice as that of an old friend, the other person will try to tell stories to deceive me. Money My personal information must have been sold again. Don’t touch me after buying it for three days. People on both sides were harassed by various sales pitches, and even asked for help with tax refunds. There are all kinds of scammers who have won the lottery. Today there is another grandma pretending to be an old friend. I'm so angry. Scammers are disgusting. Those who sell other people's information are even more disgusting. I told 110 at that time why there are so many such scammers and how to deal with them. They, the police said, we can't control this, the scammers are all from one county to another. If you can't catch anyone, just ignore him. to be continued... > [zz]Master, master Damn, I guess the murderer 110 can't be controlled. If no one cares, I have to scold you. I called back I said you are Lao Zhang from Guangdong, right? Yes, yes, yes, look. I said you, noble man, forget things so much. Even my voice I can't even hear the sound. I'm sorry, Lao Zhang. I thought someone was joking with me. Mr. Wang, I’m going to Beijing to treat you to dinner and I’ll be your host... to be continued... > [zz]Master, master I asked Lao Zhang how is your mother's cancer? The other party was startled for a moment. Oh...it's still the same. Hey, there's nothing you can do about this disease. Is your father's car accident case closed? Oh...almost Okay, everyone is gone. Don’t worry too much about whether you pay or not. kindness I asked again, has your son had surgery for his butthole? ........ The other party held it in for 10 seconds and hung up the phone without saying anything. Next > One of the keys on the notebook keyboard doesn't work Title: Is it okay to buy an external keyboard? Author[zz]: ORGA8 waiter The original keyboard key is J, the key on the left. Press There was no response when I went down. My 4 Dell notebook is shrinking and needs to be repaired. It will cost me $400 to get a new key. plate So I bought an external keyboard. However, the keyboard has four round openings. My laptop has a USB port So I went to Zongguan Village and bought a clincher, but the fourth one was broken just now. However, four indistinguishable USB devices 1How to solve the situation like mine now? Should I go to Dell for repair? 2. I can’t separate the newly purchased external keyboard. Is it a problem with the four keyboards or that little habit? It’s a problem with the device or a problem with my laptop 3. Is there any place in Zongguancun that sells a keyboard with four USB ports? to be continued... > One of the keys on my laptop's keyboard doesn't work. Is it okay to buy an external keyboard? Because the key cannot be used to type bold words, Zi Neng is just like this. It’s not a good idea. Do you understand? It's really urgent. If the publisher feels that the edition is not up to standard, then let's break up. Thank you Daguo Next > Title: The Fairy Chicken at Home Continues Author[zz]: roseven 5 years have passed I have been away from home for a year. When I came home, I saw that the hen Xiao Huang was still alive. Was it a sacrifice during last year’s New Year? He actually escaped the 2006 Spring Festival unharmed. And it seems that there is a tendency to escape the Spring Festival in 2007, probably after taking root in our family. Are you in the hospital? One year later, the number of eggs laid has decreased a lot, but the localization is very successful. Every day Going out at the same time and coming home at the same time has become my mom and dad’s pet chicken. Now not only can I not eat its meat, but I also have to mix it with rice every day. It’s really a chicken thing. Meat is not enough to make a bowl of rice. What are the consequences of raising chickens? to be continued... > There is a fairy chicken at home again 6 A blessing in disguise This chicken was killed once when I left home. As the Spring Festival approaches, I Mom bought another chicken from the market. This hen I have never met before is said to be more Young and beautiful, with brighter coat color, my little Huang feels ashamed and jealous at the first sight. I fell ill out of anxiety and anger. I suffered from loss of appetite and diarrhea every day. Seeing that he is about to die, his parents are already discussing the bad news for Xiao Huang. At this critical moment At night, a wild cat ran into my backyard. The smart cat looked sick and sick. Xiao Huang looked at the young and beautiful newcomer again and made a natural choice. to be continued... > > There is a fairy chicken at home again By the time my parents woke up and chased away the wild cat, the young and beautiful girl had already been raped by the cat. I couldn't fight anymore and my neck was broken, so I was immediately served to the table the next day. On the other hand, the protagonist Xiao Huang was in a happy mood after his love rival disappeared and his body recovered quickly. After getting married, I had food and fun every day and continued to live the life of a single white-collar woman. to be continued... > There is a fairy chicken at home again 7 enjoy Dad, "It's the Chinese New Year. Should we buy another rooster for the little one?" Huang enjoys a few days of happiness" I. "Dad, I'm afraid it can't be done. Only humans and dolphins are interested in having fun." " of " Dad "Oh, forget it then." to be continued... > There is a fairy chicken at home again 8 horror movies Tonight, my mother bought me some chicken drumsticks from KFC while I was eating At that moment, Dad blocked Xiao Huang's sight in fear and said in a panic, "Don't look. It's scary." piece I'm embarrassed Next > Title: Interesting things during the company’s physical examination Author[zz]: calvinchan A while ago, the company organized a physical examination and something interesting happened. I gave everyone some food. We have to talk about things at the table, right? 1. The company’s designated physical examination is at the famous Tzu Chi near the cancer hospital. Anyone who has been here knows that the business is very busy and there is often no parking space, so I Go out early on the day of the inspection. Exit the second ring road and turn right on the attached road. I'll be there at KAO waiting for me to drive. When we got here, not only were there no parking spaces, but there were many police cars deployed around, and there were very few. The few empty seats in the car were not marked. There were too many JC uncles. How could I dare to stop? So I drove forward. After arriving at the 2nd stop, I finally saw an empty parking space with lines drawn on it. On the way back, I hate this. Damn, did you wake up so early in the morning? Did you check for drunkenness? Several large tow trucks came out and I planned to detain the driver at any time. I was cursing a lot as I walked. Coming soon Enter the door and ask the nurse to fill out a form. Then she gets a small urine box and turns around... to be continued... > Interesting facts during company physical examination Fuck, I understand. The traffic police brigade is also here for a physical examination today. 2. The first floor of Tzu Chi is for ordinary customers, and the second floor is for VIP customers. There were too many people checking on the first floor, so I ran to the second floor to talk to the nurse. Poor chatter, MM let me enjoy VIP treatment on the second floor, haha The VIP examination environment is different. I went into a small private room to examine the internal medicine department. The old lady who was a Chinese medicine doctor examined me, felt around on my belly and then held it The pen started writing on the form. He raised his head and said, "Young man, what does your father do?" to be continued... > Interesting facts during company physical examination I think TMD must be broken. The job nature of asking parents must be to check family medical history. So I told him that my dad works in an office and is considered a mental worker, and I Dad likes to smoke, etc. The old lady interrupted me slowly and said, where is it? Work I was a little confused. I answered that I work at XXX and I didn’t forget to tell you. The nature of her father's work, etc. Then the old lady slowly interrupted me. You I had to answer where my mother worked. She worked at XXX and introduced her again. My mother’s living habits, etc. I think it will be useful for the old lady to infer my family medical history. This time the old lady didn't speak and kept looking at me. I couldn't help it anymore and asked. Doctor, my parents' situation is probably like this. Is there any problem? The old lady adjusted her glasses and said, "There's nothing wrong with you." Then why are you asking about my parents' situation? I really can't understand it. So the old lady replied to be continued... > Interesting facts during company physical examination Your parents gave you a good name. You must have studied. I just rely on it. 3. After coming out of the old lady’s place just now, I went next door to check the B-ultrasound NND again. An old lady, but this time there was a young PP nurse named MM as an assistant. So I started chatting and joking with MM while the old lady smeared oil on my belly. Suddenly he let out a long sigh and stared at the screen with furrowed eyes. MM and I were also stunned for a moment, thinking we had found something. MM even leaned over to the machine to take a look. I couldn't bear it any more and said half-jokingly, "Doctor, can I still be saved?" to be continued... > Interesting facts during company physical examination The old lady seemed to have woken up and apologized hurriedly. Young man, you are very healthy. Kang, there are too many people for physical examination these two days. I am too tired. Damn, I'm breathing so hard Next > Title: Top 10 on Guimu Community BBS Haha Author[zz]: KONKA > ﹨ > Today's top ten hot topics No. 1 letter area: Love Mar 4 23:40:50 200 Ghost New arrival Title: I'm crying. My bones are not cold yet. My girlfriend is having sex with another man on my grave. No. 2 letter area: WorldSoccer Mar 4 23:40:52 177 Ghost Facchetti Title: You guys, I was not dead when Grosso was possessed. No. 3 letter area: FamilyLife Mar 4 23:34:26 167 Ghost I’m late Title: Finally the family is reunited tearing No. 4 letter area: RealEstate Mar 4 22:52:32 89 Ghost, I will be a house slave even if I die. Title: Second-hand houses in Babaoshan for self-occupation with 30 billion down payment. Let’s take a look at the house layout. No. 5 Letter Area: PieLove Mar 4 23:23:54 66 Ghost Lonely Heart Title: GG with a monthly salary of 5000 trillion is seeking a ghost marriage, If You Are the One No. 6 letter area: Joke Mar 4 23:37:03 58 ghost thirsty Title: I’m so depressed. My brother burned two maids for me. The paper tying master even forgot to make holes. Reposted No. 7 Letter Area: Heart Mar 4 23:28:47 48 Ghost Duckweed Title: I’ve been feeling restless these days. Should I ask my family to help me through my dreams? No. 8 Letter Area: Food Mar 4 23:03:51 46 Ghost Little Fatty Title: Which one do you think is more delicious, incense or candles? No. 9 Letter Area: Stock Mar 4 23:03:05 45 Ghost Crocodile Title: The Bank of Hades will not drop its limit tomorrow. I will report the full version No. 10 Letter Area: NewExpress Mar 4 22:48:47 45 Ghost Poor to Death Title: ft This is really not the life of ghosts. It costs 100 trillion to buy a pair of slippers. Life Building Edition Title: Don’t bully foreigners who don’t understand Chinese Author[zz]: cxy It is said that in the China Life Building in Chaoyangmen, two girls were talking in the elevator one day. What cosmetics have the best whitening effect? ​​A big old guy was standing silently in the elevator. Then suddenly an authentic Chinese sentence popped up It doesn’t work. I’ve tried it, but it doesn’t work. Next > Title: The kid is so funny zz Author[zz]: i8086 Last night after get off work, I was eating alone at Ajisen Ramen in Zhongshan Park. I sat next to him. There is a mother and child. The child is about 6 or 7 years old. He is very beautiful. Hui often loves him. Talking. Talking to his mother while eating noodles. The child’s mother is so thin and tall. Liang looks like she is only 25 or 6 years old. She does not look like a woman who has given birth to a child at all. They are really well maintained. A relatively fat girl walked past us, little P. His eyes were staring straight at her. That girl didn’t look very good. She just wore The neckline of the dress was very low, with more than half of the chest exposed. After seeing this, the little boy and his mother This conversation almost made me spit out the meal I just ate. to be continued... > The kid is so funnyzz Little P child. This aunt doesn’t have any children yet. Mother of the child, how do you know that you know her? Little P shook her head. I knew it from looking at her. She put her hand on her chest as she spoke. Gesture, look at how big she is here. There must be a lot of milk in it. If she has a small If the baby's milk is drank, it will become smaller here. You see, I have drank all yours. He pointed at his mother's breasts and was hit on the head before he finished speaking. Then he was angrily scolded by his mother Made me laugh so hard. This kid is so fucking funny. old? Next > Title: About Babaoshan joke zz Author[zz]: aliencat bluecloud The joke is that I heard a colleague tell me about Yi’s neighbor two days ago. Talking about China Radio International CRI is located at No. 16 A, Shijingshan Road, Babao, Beijing It’s near a mountain, so employees are accustomed to saying they want to go to Babaoshan when taking a taxi. One day before dawn, an old man in charge of broadcasting in a certain region of the Middle East was wearing a star Dai Yue came out to take a taxi. She was in a hurry because she had to catch up with the time in that time zone. The gray-haired old man got into the taxi and shouted, "Go to Babaoshan, hurry, hurry." The driver glanced in the mirror and felt a chill on his back. Seeing that it was almost here, the old man became more and more anxious and kept urging him. Finally he became frustrated. Shouting evilly, hurry up, hurry up. It's almost dawn. It's almost dawn. At this time, Si The machine had already lost its soul, so it suddenly braked, abandoned the car and fled. The old man chased for a long time for no apparent reason. He had no choice but to jog to catch up with the time. went Next > Title: Alas, no one sent an X in the middle of the night. Reposted Author[zz]: shanxijuzi One day, the fifth child went to the toilet and saw the third child squatting in the pit. He ran to the dormitory and yelled, "the fourth child." The third child, the second child, and the second child are the boss. Next > Title: The Real Road Killer Author[zz]: ohyeah The real road killer, a female driver The teacher in our training class said that it is best for girls to take the driving license test when they are around 18 years old. Because girls are less familiar with road conditions, they need more time to practice. He later added that meeting a girl driving on the highway is better than meeting a girl driving on the highway. Stone carts are scary As soon as he finished speaking, some girls in the class seemed to glare at him, so our teacher He talked about a piece of news he saw in the newspaper. There was a girl driving on the road. There was something on the road, and in order to dodge the thing, she turned the steering wheel and headed straight towards Driving towards the safety island, just before hitting the tree on the safety island, ordinary people or What would you do if it were you? to be continued... > real roadkill If you want, just hit the brakes Otherwise, I'm so scared that I don't know what to do. Otherwise, some people mistakenly step on the accelerator............. But that woman was nothing but she turned out to be... to be continued... > real roadkill Honk at those trees Next > Title: Real Pickup Original Author[zz]: centuboy A buddy of mine suddenly went to the classroom to study on a whim and found an MV sitting next to him. When it was almost lunch time, I turned to mv and said, classmate, can you lend me five yuan? I forgot my wallet in the dormitory. Look, this is my student ID card. You can do this first. I want to eat a bowl of noodles for lunch The mv thought for a moment and said okay, while he was paying for it, my buddy He also said, if you lend me 10 yuan, I can treat you to a bowl. Next > Title: Essay Call for Travel Notes in Xinjiang III Author[zz]: FMCC one Chatting with a local tour guide on the first day in Urumqi When we talked about the local security situation, the tour guide mentioned that the Han people there were also very brutal This tour guide’s father was the first to come to the Construction Corps to support Xinjiang. When I first arrived in Xinjiang, I ate mutton kebabs on the street and I wasn’t given any money after eating. The Uyghur boss didn’t want to work anymore. He dragged him and called several people next to him. At this time, he calmly took out a grenade and pulled the fuse to the barbecue grill. A lot of stuff He walked away swaggeringly 囧rz > to be continued... > Essay Collection Xinjiang Travel Notes 3 two This trip is with a photography group, there are many good photographers in it There are several national first-class photographers, and of course there are also some like a few of our colleagues. Such a beginner So every photography master is always accompanied by a few fans in the virtual world when he creates. Heart to ask for advice One day, a colleague discovered that the photographer he was following was wearing sunglasses with no lens on the left side. So he quietly pulled me and said, look, a professional is a professional, put the left mirror like this Once you remove the film, you can take photos easily. I nodded with a few other colleagues and looked at the big guy with admiration. creation Later, when I got back to the car, I suddenly heard the photographer behind me saying something. Damn it, when did the lens of my sunglasses fall to one side? to be continued... > Essay Collection Xinjiang Travel Notes 3 three In the car, everyone talked about the allusion of calling convenience "singing" I remembered Mai Ba’s joke. When I told everyone about it, everyone laughed. Later, it was convenient to stop on the road Because most of Xinjiang is the Gobi Desert, the wind outside is very strong So everyone sings in the direction downwind But a buddy suddenly remembered that he once saw a QQ signature file called Yingfengpee eight feet So I stood arrogantly against the wind. Say it loudly, watch me pee in the wind a few seconds later ft was blown back Next > Title: Missed the conversation Author[zz]: wuyitian I went to work in the morning and the car was crowded. I didn’t stand with lp. When I got to the station, lp got off first. After going down, when lp put the bus card in his bag, he took out the ten yuan and dropped it on the ground. Two little boys next to me saw it. One of them looked at the money on the ground, and then looked at me. After struggling for a while, I finally bent down to pick it up. How could I let him succeed? I walked up in one stride, picked up the money first, and then catch up with lp Tease her and say: Miss, you have lost your money The lp was very cooperative and said: Sir, thank you very much. Can you walk with me for a while? Then he held my hand, and I looked back at the little boy, regretful and surprised. Both of us Said to the person next to him: Damn, just slow down a little bit I don’t know whether he regretted not picking up the money, or whether he was lamenting that it was such an easy pick-up machine. Will be missed by him... Next > Title: Notice in the dormitory building Author[zz]: Spiracle After a long wait, I finally got the heating and a notice from the building manager. Dear classmates Our building has started heating recently. Please cooperate with us to check it out. Lower the radiator If there is no heat please notify us If it gets hot, please tell your classmates at Peking University Building manager *** Next > Title: Event 2 Author[zz]: chrs On Christmas Eve night, my colleagues and I passed by a clothing store on the way to the PARTY. The business of the small shop was good and there were many people, so I meowed a few times. At this moment, a man wearing a Santa Claus costume and holding a golden gift bag suddenly appeared. Went in Their eyes all glanced at the bag. Santa Claus said, Sir, Miss, please give me some money. Next > Re: The best thing I know Title: bus route zz Author[zz]: northerntree What's the deal? There was a fight on the roadside in Chongqing, and the bus driver ran down to watch the heat. The car was full of people and they were impatient to wait. They found a young man who knew how to drive and drove away. After driving for a while, the young man asked, "Is there anyone else who knows how to drive? I'm at the station. I want it." Get off the car first Fin > > Little Black Room 2007 It sounds true...hoho Tip: hhhbl... approaching 40 There are two more I will see you for medical treatment from now on Re: I will see you for medical treatment from now on Re: I will see you for medical treatment from now on Re: I will see you for medical treatment from now on Re: Come and change the jokes ﹨ > > Title: The true story I heard...hoho Author[zz]: huangjack XX University, January XX, 2007, a female dormitory, X time, X minutes, X seconds late XXX dormitory 3 girls are watching a movie together and 1 girl is resting on the bed While the three girls were watching intently, I only listened to the girl on the bed. call Make your vagina and vagina smaller for me sweat ﹨ Next > > Title: Re: approaching 40 Author[zz]: kms Find a girl who studies medicine. Unfortunately, it is too difficult for those who study medicine to find a job now. One more thing, I heard it from my middle school classmate in Xiehe Xiehe is a village in the city, and the dormitories are courtyards. There are no special walls and Doorman, there are many idle people around Some clothes, such as underwear, etc., are often hung out in the girls’ dormitories. leave A while ago, there was an exhibitionist wsn near them. He was always on the way. Intercept female compatriots to show their DD Sometimes Xiehe girls study late at night and are on their way back to the dormitory. I was intercepted by a man in a black trench coat. The man in the black trench coat shook the trench coat with both hands. Open like a bat spreading its wings ﹨ mm was so frightened that she screamed, her beauty turned pale, and then the man in the black trench coat was satisfied. float away to be continued... > > Re: approaching 40 One time, the man intercepted a Xiehe student's anatomy or something. mm Unbutton the windbreaker with your hands show mm looked at the man's penis with disdain and said softly, "Tch" and then Turned around and left This person has never appeared since then ﹨ Next > > > Title: There are two more... Author[zz]: kms 1. A friend told us a long time ago that he would like to show us how to make cream of mushroom soup. He yelled from behind the door, "Where is my manual?" Everyone was at a loss, and then he looked down upon him. I mean, the recipe is just the recipe, and there are instructions... 2. Play a game and the person you draw uses body language to guess the name of the movie. Character The answer is Titanic. Unfortunately, two men were drawn. One after another, they performed the classic Rose & Jack's bow spread movement. do... ﹨ So... everyone shouted Brokeback Mountain Next > > Title: From now on I will see you for medical treatment Author[zz]: jiayh I was chatting with a classmate studying medicine at noon, and I remembered that after the college entrance examination, I went to school to collect A scene from the admission notice Went with Little P’s classmate At that time, a teacher next to me saw that Xiao P was from the Medical University. Just tell him, oh, little P, is it okay to become an angel in white? Little P said it was average The teacher said, okay, then I will go to you for medical treatment in the future. Little P said no problem The teacher asked him again which direction did you study? ﹨ Little P said forensic medicine Teacher @#$%&^%*&*%^%# Next > > Title: Re: I will see you for medical treatment in the future Author[zz]: Lord I was chatting with a classmate studying medicine at noon, and I remembered that after the college entrance examination, I went to school to collect A scene from the admission notice Went with beautiful little P At that time, a teacher WS or Shuai Shuai next to me saw that Xiao P was in the medical department. University's Just tell him, "Hey, little P, is it okay? I will become an angel in white." Little P said it was average The teacher said, okay, then I will go to you for medical treatment in the future. Little P said no problem The teacher asked him again which direction did you study? ﹨ Little P says gynecology Teacher @#$%&^%*&*%^%# Next > > Title: Re: I will see you for medical treatment in the future Author[zz]: zhaodc I was chatting with a classmate studying medicine at noon, and I remembered that after the college entrance examination, I went to school to collect A scene from the admission notice Went with Little P’s classmate At that time, a teacher next to me saw that Xiao P was from the Medical University. Just tell him, oh, little P, is it okay to become an angel in white? Little P said it was average The teacher said, OK, then I will go see you when I see a doctor. Little P said no problem The teacher asked him again which direction did you study? ﹨ Little P said veterinarian Teacher @#$%&^%*&*%^%# Next > > Title: Re: I will see you for medical treatment in the future Author[zz]: coo1 I was chatting with a classmate studying medicine at noon, and I remembered that after the college entrance examination, I went to school to collect A scene from the admission notice Went with Little P’s classmate At that time, a teacher next to me saw that Xiao P was from the Medical University. Just tell him, oh, little P, is it okay to become an angel in white? Little P said it was average The teacher said, okay, then I will go to you for medical treatment in the future. Little P said no problem The teacher asked him again which direction did you study? ﹨ Little P said Alzheimer’s disease Teacher @#$%&^%*&*%^%# Let’s talk about it when I’m old Next > > Title: Re: Come and change the jokes Author[zz]: VF0 Then have some fresh oranges My name is Little P Study very hard College entrance examination application form Reported as a forensic doctor Got the notice that day offended the teacher because he requested If you are sick, come to me for treatment ﹨ In the end, I actually agreed!...... Fin > Joke.2007 Annual JokeEditor: Aroean MMJoke editor: yoo zhaodc XiaoHeiWu Editor: bignetbig Paint the wall: E >