Sender: PattyX Pa'er, life is brilliant, brilliant, brilliant... Title: Little Black Room Summer Issue Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Sep 19 12:33:54 2007 , within the site ASCII by PattyX 2007 Little Dark Room quarterly ", ", Space... . . 2007 Little Dark Room Little Black Room Summer Issue Catalog The Most Ideal Career Original Joke Quarterly suddenly think of Speaking of rice dumplings, I found a conversation in our group Re: As I said, the most humorless people and things we have ever encountered. Posting a joke 3 To save your character, post the collected quotations from Tsinghua teachers. Re: tears...I still have my points ", ", Very serious about our name. . Do you have a younger brother like this? Page 001 2007 Little Dark Room Little Black Room Summer Issue Catalog quarterly Black Room Communications [Black News Agency] Xiao Juzi was raped because of the drama, and the police quickly filed a case to pursue the murderer. [Xinheisha] Our club’s sweeping monk published the strongest interpretation in the history of Jin Yong’s novels exciting activities Celebrating Liuyi [Classical Chinese, Vernacular and Modern Chinese] One Sentence Novel Essay Competition ", Big series ", . . Page 002 2007 Little Dark Room Little Black Room Summer Issue Catalog quarterly Poetry and Charm Black House Steamed Bun Series Ru Meng Ling Black House Steamed Buns Bagua edition Jiangchengzi Black House Steamed Buns joke&xiaoheiwuTop Ten Lies The house is full of black buns This is how you should joke when chasing a girl The whole five-character: Black House Baozi Qiyan: The house is full of black buns ", ", pear blossom. . Page 003 2007 Little Dark Room Original Joke quarterly Title The most ideal career id: yutourr A classmate of mine described his ideal career You don’t have to go to work in the morning. You can wear slippers to work and wear whatever clothes you want. We always recommend him to work in the bathhouse ", ", . . Page 004 2007 Little Dark Room Original Joke quarterly Title suddenly thought id: itsokbaby I used to have a classmate named Wang Chun and another named Li Yanchun. One day the new teacher asked Li Yanchun to answer a question After hesitating for a long time, he suddenly said: By the way, what is your name, Chun? half-rate ", ", . . Page 005 2007 Little Dark Room Original Joke quarterly Title Speaking of Zongzi, I found a conversation in our group id: TJjerry 2007 06 19 17:08:50 Tianye Guangdong rice dumplings are so unpalatable 2007 06 19 17:11:55 Tian Ye I haven’t eaten enough for lunch today. I want to eat vegetarian food. 2007 06 19 17:10:01 Contacts 2007 06 19 17:12:02 Tian Ye Just staring at the rice dumplings and eating them. You are really honest. You don’t eat meat. 2007 06 19 17:10:22 Coming and going freely 2007 06 19 17:12:14 Coming and going freely This way, there will be no problem until you are full. Once you are in a vegetative state, you can eat again. ", 2007 06 19 17:11:08 阝刂", When you go home, tie your husband into a meat dumpling and eat it and you will be full. . Page 006 2007 Little Dark Room Original Joke quarterly Title Re: As I said, the most humorless person and thing you have ever encountered id: chunhui A former colleague had a hard-boiled egg in his lunch box because he couldn’t hold it with chopsticks. I said, this egg is so bad, it should be longer and easier to eat with chopsticks. As a result, Nas laughed all afternoon and then went to the office When meeting everyone, he would say: "Chunhui actually wants to make the eggs grow into handles, haha." ", ", . . Page 007 2007 Little Dark Room Original Joke quarterly Title Posting a joke 3 id: lanfan The ace is played I also heard it from my buddy. It’s true. His high school teacher's surname is Li. He teaches politics, but he is very harsh on students and is ruthless. Because he is fatter, his classmates call him "Pig Tou San" Later, when talking about the head teacher, he replaced it with "Pig Head Three" One day a new classmate came in and he knew how to deal with others. He greets everyone he meets and says hello. Everyone has a good impression of him. One day, I met my friend's class teacher on the road. When my classmates took a look, the opportunity to show off came. ", Go up and say hello, Teacher Zhu... ", teacher . . Later, the student stood in the classroom for a full week. Page 008 2007 Little Dark Room Original Joke quarterly Title: Saving character. Post the collected quotations from Tsinghua teachers. id:fyredoldo absolutely true 1. Calculus teacher If you keep talking, I will dismiss the get out of class. 2. Still the same teacher You all have childish skills and have been admitted to Tsinghua University. Your calculation ability is better than mine. 3. Mathematics teacher Students who didn’t come to this class, listen carefully. You must come to the next class, otherwise you will bear the consequences. 4. Still a math teacher There are three questions in the quiz. Each question is worth 10 points. The teacher said, " If you scored below 10 points, you definitely didn’t get the first question right.", . 5. I can’t remember which teacher. The teaching assistant of Class 123 went to the teaching assistant to get homework Page 009 2007 Little Dark Room Original Joke quarterly Title Re: tears...I still have points id: beryl Nothing fancy Yesterday I was playing with a group of friends and one of the boys taught me how to play a card, similar to blackjack. If you get the highest number of 9, if the sum of the cards in your hand exceeds 9, you will only take the single digit. You can always ask for cards. There was one game where I kept getting busted, so I had to keep asking for cards. I said 5 times that I wanted more. Later, he looked at me seriously and said, are you sure you still want to survive? I can still hold on... over... ", ", . . Page 010 2007 Little Dark Room Original Joke quarterly Title About Our Name Very Serious id: Lov Always thinking of a name for the baby According to custom, you should name someone with a rather unpleasant sound or a small animal that is easy to raise. For example, Naohai, Lai Guzi, Toad’s native language, etc. After thinking about it for a long time, I still feel that it is not suitable. The baby's grandma said, just call it ugly ", ", . . Page 011 2007 Little Dark Room Original Joke quarterly Title: Do you have a younger brother like this? id: PowerRC My brother often makes fun of me and always wants to use extended meanings to curse people. One time I was walking with him on the street. He pointed to a rich dog and said, brother, look at your brother b I'm his only brother ", ", . . Page 012 2007 Little Dark Room Black Room Communications quarterly Title [Black News Agency] Xiao Juzi was raped because of the drama. The police quickly filed a case to pursue the murderer. id: VF0 At noon on August 3rd, when everyone was drowsy, there was a sudden sound in a small dark room. A woman's pitiful scream, "Ku Qicai, Kuang Qicai, Kuang Qicai, Kuang Qicai..." Everyone hurriedly listened carefully, only to hear a woman crying. They were about to go out and listen again, but they were already Silent Someone ran to the scene to take a look, only to see the dynamic orange lying on the ground twitching, but in front of him A big word g. I don’t know which pig took advantage of everyone’s attention and killed the dynamic orange g. Everyone The crowd was so excited when they saw it. Although the dark room was sometimes dark, in broad daylight The act of robbing civilian girls is intolerable to everyone, and everyone denounced it one after another. This evil thief is preparing to send Dynamic Orange to the hospital for rescue at this moment ", The dynamic orange woke up and cried until I still wanted to be in this small dark room.", Stay a few more days. . Everyone was shocked... [Continued on next page] Page 013 2007 Little Dark Room Black Room Communications quarterly [Continued from previous page] At this time, the 110 police officers rushed to the scene after hearing the news and asked who did it. No one admitted it. Five points. After lighting a stick of incense, another police officer arrived at the scene. The two police officers collected clues from the scene. I tried to find this irresponsible thief, but after three-fifths of the incense sticks, there was still no There is a result. Seeing that the incense stick is about to burn out, the little evil thief is still at large. The two arrests are quick. In order to appease everyone, I had to rely on my hard-earned experience to guess who it was. It's the real murderer. I guess the one on my right. Then I have to guess the one on the left. Two catchers sing quickly. Yihe sang and observed the expressions of everyone. I saw a little taro jumping out and saying, "It's not me!" The two catchers immediately understood. Come here, if it's not you, it's not you. You jump out and cough, but no.", Before there is evidence, we cannot arrest people casually, so we have to make hasty arrests.", File a case, wait for the opportunity to find evidence, and then take action for the poor man. Ju Ju pleads grievance.... . Page 014 2007 Little Dark Room Black Room Communications quarterly Title [Xinheisha] Our club’s sweeping monk published the strongest interpretation in the history of Jin Yong’s novels id: zhangchn Xinhei Sheheiwu reported on the 27th that Mr. Wang, the sweeping monk of our company, was in a daze with his broom for a long time today. Later, major academic research results were finally announced to the international community at 80 decibels. According to Wang Da Uncle Wang’s old friend, Aunt Li, who was watching bicycles across the street, broke the news that Uncle Wang had I became a novice monk at Maiden Temple for three days. While Uncle Wang was sweeping the floor in our company, he did not forget academic research. He spent many years studying hard and threw it into the pot. The Stove Room's Swordsman's Paste and the incomplete version of The Deer and the Cauldron, the only copies in China, are finally available. The conclusion that Princess Jianning is the last descendant of the Huashan Sword Sect is the core of the argument. It’s just that Jianning is really very mean. Uncle Wang’s argument has been approved by our company. Home Amateur Martial Arts Literature Critic Editor Liu strongly affirms me ", The club decided to immediately compile an academic book The Last Swordman and ", Contact Wanjia Forum program to speak out for Uncle Wang. Although this. The results are still controversial in academic circles, but there is no doubt that Wang Da. Ye’s discovery will surely become another peak in the field of Jin Yong research in our society. Page 015 2007 Little Dark Room exciting activities quarterly Title: Celebrating June 1st, we have also set off a climax of insulting classical Chinese, vernacular and modern Chinese at the same time. game rules Call for essays to celebrate Children’s Day. There is no limit to the subject matter or genre. It’s a pity that during the May Day holiday, I just watched the dog fight on the roadside. I wrote a letter to extend my life expectancy and find a girl to travel to Beijing. She even bargained with me! Well done to the new comers! VF0 May Day is gone. May Day has passed and it’s June Day again. Life is boring, the east wind brings warmth, the ground is filled with flowers and grass One, two, three, four, five. It’s clearly past June 1st, June 1st is coming, laugh at me all the time, and feel sad behind closed doors. Go up the mountain to hunt tigers. You always say that I am no longer young on May Day. In a blink of an eye, I am almost thirty and still sighing: "Chunhui" Mourning the end of the years, the ground is full of flowers and grass yutourr ", to be honest ", I want to celebrate the festival, are you here to cause trouble? . [Continued on next page] Page 016 2007 Little Dark Room exciting activities quarterly Title: Celebrating June 1st, we have also set off a climax of insulting classical Chinese, vernacular and modern Chinese at the same time. [Continued from previous page] The weather is hot today. I am sitting alone in the Main Hall admiring the playboy. I only see beautiful women on it. It was extremely refreshing, and I felt extremely comfortable in my heart. So I called the young novice to the temple for a face-to-face instruction. Go out of the house, turn left, turn right then turn left again, mai yi ben xin de huahua gongzi geiwo. When you come back, give me some sweets realsimple game rules ", Call for essays to celebrate Children's Day, with no restrictions on themes and genres.", I have written a plan to prolong my life span. Well done to the new comers! . VF0 [continued on next page] Page 017 2007 Little Dark Room exciting activities quarterly Title: One Sentence Novel Essay Competition game rules Refer to the old joke above The previous person gave 3 or 4 conditions, such as requiring martial arts, involving three sects, and breaking through ethics. The replyer posted a sentence novel, such as "Bald Donkey" dares to steal the master's wife from a poor Taoist, and then continued to write questions. slowboywyf slowboywyf asked questions 1. Qing palace novels 2. There is a vigorous love 3. Add appropriate science fiction scenes ", bein9 Suo'etu, how could you abandon Lafayette so cruelly? ", . . [Continued on next page] Page 018 2007 Little Dark Room Wonderful activities [continued from previous page] quarterly bein9’s question 1 involves three sections of xiaoheiwu joke mmjoke 2 To be related to a zt of each version, it can be icy mm, Because it is zt in 3 versions 3 There must be sm elements niuwan: icy mm: Hey hey hey, do you want a whip or a candle or both? zhangchn science fiction triangle qing palace Oboi, don’t think that your affair with Sony can be hidden from the Queen Mother. slowboywyf asked questions 1. Involving niuwan 2. Involving yutourr 3. There is a kissing scene. 4. It must be an arm-breaking scene. ", bein9: ", Niuwan cried sadly when he saw Yutou and slowboywyf kissing each other. yutourr: yutourr looked at the beef balls and kissed the cookies. [Continued on next page] Page 019 2007 Little Dark Room Wonderful activities [continued from previous page] quarterly yutourr rollei swf Come and protect the Holy Dog of Shenlong Cult by sending 8 successes to Fei Wu niuwan The fish head is crying on love, you heartless Bat King Call yourself single and go to pielove to find friends. Someone comes and Benjiu is waiting for you. slowboywyf b9 The fish-headed mechanical JJ makes people’s hearts flutter. niuwan, the fish head is waving a whip, you heartless Bat King, you actually went behind my back to fool around with Ben Jiu. zhangchn ice core oral instruction Yutou, you must dare to post my Banju photos on mmjoke I will post the recording of your 3P with vf0 Benjiu ", slowboywyf Yang Ercha Namu said at the Fast Boy finals ", I love every piece of land in my hometown. Analysis 1. Yang comes from a primitive tribe 2. Heavenly Father and Earthly Mother fought against the Qing Dynasty and restored the Ming Dynasty 3. The audience exceeded 500. [Continued on next page] Page 020 2007 Little Dark Room Wonderful activities [continued from previous page] quarterly yutourr Pinocchio said: Stupid 9, you are so cute. Your nose suddenly became very long. He was scared to death. He quickly said, "Yutou, you are so handsome," and his nose returned to its original shape. niuwan Snow White said that the fish head is still more powerful. Stupid Jiu is not as good as Pinocchio’s nose. l0010l icymm kicked stupid 9 away with one kick. What a problem Stupid 9 touched the pp and shouted, It feels so good, it feels so good, Bingbing, your underwear looks so good. yutourr icymm kicked stupid 9 away with one kick. What's wrong? Stupid 9 touched the pp and shouted, It feels so good, it feels so good, but Bingbing, your underwear is not as good-looking as Auntie’s. l0010l icymm kicked stupid 9 away with one kick. What a problem. ", Stupid 9 touched the pp and shouted, "It feels so good, it feels so good," but Bingbing, ", People like fish heads never wear underwear. . [Continued on next page] Page 021 2007 Little Dark Room Wonderful activities [continued from previous page] quarterly yutourr father and daughter* big breasts released the male protagonist is a certain zt from the black house But not flyingwizard VF0 zhaodc yutourr niuwan I forgot who told me that Muto Ran’s daughter has also started filming AV. Anyway, it’s either Fish Head or Bat King. Yes, there is also Fei Wu l0010l icymm kicked the guy between Fuwang and Chaomou away. The fish head shouted, "It feels so good. It feels so good." My penis is broken and I can't give birth. bein9 Auntie insisted on dragging Bingbing to watch Yutou’s AV. When Yutou got angry, he gave his aunt a Trojan horse. ", ", chunhui Yutou's parents tricked Yutou into filming an AV because Fei Wu pretended to be Ben9's ID. Found the school. [Continued on next page] Page 022 2007 Little Dark Room Wonderful activities [continued from previous page] quarterly slowboywyf native, Year of the Golden Pig, I will get angry if you don’t return your Shuimu account to me slowboywyf Sister Pomegranate has dragged Optimus Prime into the dark room for so long. Are they talking about jokes? biancr Kim Il-sung’s words are not level, Bush gets angry and invades North Korean territory slowboywyf was shocked to hear that Tang Yin ordered Qiuxiang and eight cousins ​​hanged themselves yutourr has no money and his wife is pregnant. Who did this? ", ", . . Page 023 2007 Little Dark Room exciting activities Title Da Lian Quarterly game rules You can choose an aspect that everyone may be familiar with, such as the title of a book, movie, or TV series. Even the title of the monthly joke magazine, the nickname of the pig head, the page name of Mizuki, or the name of the top ten posts Abbreviations and stuff, use them to make up a short story. VFO For example, a new police officer went to the market to buy croaker and saw an IT engineer holding a I was eating a bottle of fresh oranges and a rice dumpling. The new police officer said I had to exchange it with him, or else I would be sent to prison. Jishan IT engineer said, what are you pulling on? Look at the pear-shaped shirt I’m wearing. NND I am a plainclothes man! King Fu's hands were ice cold because he had just touched his aunt's bra.", The aunt angrily gave him 99 kicks ", Then King Fu's face turned into a large Sixi Ball. He cried like crazy all afternoon. yutourr Page 024 2007 Little Dark Room exciting activities [Continued from previous page] Quarterly Zongzi, if one day Xinghe turns into Zongzi, all the pig heads will collapse, and Xinghe will occupy After eating Joke, the pigheads all returned to Guanji Mountain. Because they forgot to bring water, they only had one mouthful. Eating yellow croaker is as much as drinking fresh orange. Even so, the ladies are slowly being affected by the galaxy. turned into zongzi. At this time, only King Wei Zhang was not infected because he had been Did not land. But his beloved Si Xi was unfortunately bitten by Xinghe. For the sake of the great In love, King Wei Bo resolutely embraced Sixi to break through the limitations of space and enter the stillness of time. In the small dark room of stillness, become an eternal existence wuxing Stephen Chow became a director and planned to make a Category III film Fish Head and Tofu Soup Invite the famous actor frjj. The script requires a 24-hour battle. frjj points to his ", It was said there that the price of pig meat has increased, so why did you pay so little? Still thinking? A group of six people, Dang Ou, this is public software, just in case someone else makes it big. I don't want to be a super girl when I'm young. slowboywyf Page 025 2007 Little Dark Room exciting activities [Continued from previous page] Quarterly Sisters Niuwan and Biscuit suddenly wanted to cook by themselves today, so they went to the market together As soon as I arrived at the market, I heard everyone discussing a topic: Among fish, hairtail is actually the most delicious. Does anyone agree? Fishmonger Wei Bat Wang saw the two sisters busy working with the hairtail in his fish stall and said: How about one? It’s as fresh as today’s topic The two sisters smiled and ignored it and continued walking forward. Benjiu saw a guest coming and caught hairtail and recommended it, but the two sisters still ignored it. Later, zhaodc, Fei Wu, and Si Xi all took out the hairtail fish from their stalls. Neither sister is satisfied Finally Bingbing couldn't bear it anymore.", Asked: Today we are discussing hairtail fish, why don’t you buy it? ", Beef balls and biscuits said leisurely because we want to eat fish head with chopped pepper. . biancr Page 026 2007 Little Dark Room Poetry and Charm Black House Steamed Bun Series quarterly Jiang Chengzi Black House Steamed Buns VF0 I'm chatting about being a teenager. Steamed bun shop, firecrackers ringing, big plaque on the door, three cages are no match for the hill. In order to repay everyone, let’s try the Xiao Long Bao from Bat King as much as you like ^ ^ I've just opened my business. I don't care about the money. So why not make friends all over the world. Why worry about the card not ringing? Must-open chain serving foreign dishes all over the world! Yongheiwu Baozi slowboywyf Ru Meng Ling lanfan I just came here for a leisurely stroll.", Maru Kee’s Black Shop reveals the inside story of the Black Shop and hundreds of poems are revealed in the Black Shop. ", Instigating rebellion is a black knife. Expired fish heads are replenished, and the dampness reaches the sky and penetrates the dark room. Woohoo, woohoo, there are countless diners under the knife, and the house is full of black buns. Page 027 2007 Little Dark Room Poetry and Charm Black House Steamed Bun Series quarterly Five words: black house buns lanfan pear blossom ll1ll The black room is so lively, I’m sure Steamed buns are popular, from the small dark room Everyone Wen Siyong Baozi Excellent works are reported frequently. They are the most delicious. Seven words: The house is full of black buns because lanfan from the dark room Beef Balls and Meat Buns There is a kind of thing that attracts sluts to flock here. ", I have never seen anyone with such a grand scene. "Wet sadness", It’s time to take a trip to this world. 2007.6.30. Page 028 2007 Little Dark Room Bagua edition Title joke&xiaoheiwu Top Ten Lies id: yutourr Quarterly Comments on modifications are welcome. 1. If the black room is blocked, you will enter the second level small black room. 6. Celebrities are not married 2.zts can count 7. zt can be teased 3.Jokers are pure 8. Today’s joke is so funny 4. You can touch the dark room at will 9. This post summarizes ten lies 5. The next boss will be from xinghe ", ", . . Page 029 2007 Little Dark Room Bagua edition Title This is how you should joke when chasing a girl id: biancr quarterly I only post my thoughts on xiaoheiwu. The top guys will take a look at the situation. First of all, let me tell mm that joke does not need to memorize all the essence areas. Just take a look at things like x 5 6 1 animals When mm asks to tell a joke, mm can be asked to say any animal first. we play freely The easier-to-use jokes, such as Little White Rabbit’s, make me feel comfortable first. The little white rabbit here can be replaced by any animal Another example is the animals telling jokes. The one with the slow reaction of pigs can be replaced by all animals. Another example is "I admit that I am a rabbit and any animal can replace me", There is also the classic Doudou ", If it is a smaller animal, use ants and elephants instead. . [Continued on next page] Page 030 2007 Little Dark Room Bagua Edition [continued from previous page] quarterly Practical examples mm asked me to talk about dolphins one day I'll use camel right now The little camel asked the father camel a few questions and then finally asked, "What are we doing in the zoo?" Substitute the dolphin into it and it becomes Little dolphin, dad, what are our pelvic fins for? Daddy Dolphin, that allows us to come and go freely in the sea Little dolphin, what is our ultrasound used for? Daddy dolphin, that allows us to find prey in the sea Avoid hitting the rocks in the sea ", The little dolphin thought for a while and asked his father ", Then we have these things, why are we still staying in the aquarium? . In summary, freedom of expression is more important, eh Page 031 The End 2007 small dark room quarterly ASCII by PattyX