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Grudge, please tell me about the stupidest thing you have ever done emotionally. Reprint Travel Notes: I saw Premier Wen in line at the West Railway Station this afternoon. Reposted Embarrassing zz x Practice about the mouse and boobs joke on the board The delayed train. Let me tell you a story about a Cancer girl. Repost it. It’s so miserable today. I’m so unkind about the conditions for choosing a mate. Tough cousin, here are some foreign trade jokes, haha After putting the children to sleep, I saw the Spring Festival couplets posted at home downstairs. mm joke, bad English. My brother told a joke again today. The days of being silly together. I'm lazy and sometimes quite creative. I saw a great sign today. Why should I suffer so much? Three vignettes from the illness, reposted, finally married Habits are terrible ##. Reposted . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lazy by BMW2001 Get up in the morning and lie in bed in a daze gf asked me what i was thinking about I casually answered yy gf said you are too lazy . . 01 . . . . . . . . . . . . Grudge by EstherSong When I was an undergraduate, a girl borrowed the "Grudge" ultimatum and kept it in the dormitory next door. The bolder girls from the nearby dormitories ran over and stood around to watch fearfully. A few timid people huddled in our dormitory chatting L mm came back from outside and we said to her, you are the boldest in our class. There is a Japanese horror movie playing next door. Go watch it. L left without saying a word and in a high-spirited manner. In less than ten seconds, I heard several girls screaming from next door. Among them, L screamed the loudest and most piercingly. A few of us couldn't help but gasp and sighed. This movie is really scary. At this time, L came in and everyone asked her what she saw. L said angrily tnnd I didn’t see anything. As soon as I entered, they screamed and jumped back. XX stepped on my foot and it hurt me to death. Hahaha . . 02 . . . . . . . . . . . . Travel Notes by saian Two days ago, the college organized teachers to go to the Three Gorges A junior fellow student who just graduated with a master's degree this year and stayed at the school also took his little girlfriend with him. Because the junior brother was young and naive, the elders and aunties in the hospital office made fun of them all along the way. When we arrived at a temple, the tour guide pointed to a small round platform and pretended to be a place where gods were worshiped in ancient times. Just place a boy and girl on it for 10 seconds and it will bring good luck to the people around you. So the eldest sisters and aunties encouraged the junior brother and his little girlfriend to go up The girl couldn't give in, so she had to climb up first. The junior brother was squirming for a long time, his face turned red, and finally he whispered, "I am no longer a virgin..." It sparked a burst of laughter, and his girlfriend was so embarrassed that she pinched her junior brother all the way back. . . 03 . . . . . . . . . . . . Embarrassing things zz x by ZMFlying I have the habit of touching LG’s penis while sleeping hehe Yesterday, my sister and brother-in-law came home, so my sister and I slept in the same bed. At night, my hand was dishonest and stretched out to a familiar place. After pulling for a while, there was nothing, and I woke up with a sudden tremor. Now this is a huge embarrassment... Just when I was observing my sister's expression, I didn't expect this girl to say, Don't make trouble, sister is at our house. ...I don’t know how many times I woke up with joy this night. I just called my husband and told him that he was having fun so loudly that he was fucked by the leader... . . 04 . . . . . . . . . . . . delayed train by wdxsh The story just told by CCTV 12 is very poignant, but it is still very ironic about the railway. A young man and woman were free to fall in love at that time, but their family did not allow it. They met to elope and were waiting for the train at the station. Unexpectedly, the train was delayed. A group of people came to the woman's house and took her away and married her to a neighboring village. The man was helpless and later found a way to break in the door and went to a neighboring village to marry a widow. Although the man and the woman met, they did not know each other. Safe and sound Many years later, the woman's husband died in a car accident, and the man's wife also died of illness. The man took the initiative to confess his love to the woman. The woman also had this intention, but was blocked by her two children, who claimed that they would no longer recognize her if they got married. The two had no choice but to make an appointment to elope again. When they arrived at the station again, they saw that a happiness that had been delayed for thirty years was about to start from the past. No. Unexpectedly, the train was delayed again. The woman’s children brought a group of people and kidnapped their mother. The man, no, he is an old man now. In anger, he took the railway department to court and demanded that he be compensated for his wife. . . 05 . . . . . . . . . . . . The tough cousin by cosmopolitan It is said that this happened when my cousin was nine years old His parents were playing around in the house and he suddenly stood nearby and ordered his mother to kick his father's vitals. As a result, the two adults were stunned. He continued, "You have a son now. What are you afraid of?" . . 06 . . . . . . . . . . . . Put your child to sleep by biu Little Biu is several years old, so of course she doesn’t need to be coaxed. But today at the college class reunion, there are several classmates whose children are only half a year old. After asking, I found out that everyone has their own tricks for coaxing children to sleep. Back then, my little biu was relatively simple and fell asleep after a bump. We have a classmate who is very good at coaxing children to sleep. He must sing for half an hour to an hour at a time. If you stop in the middle, even if it is twelve o'clock at night, you will find that the child is so innocent that he smiles at you with his big bright eyes. Another classmate is better Not only do you have to sing to put your child to sleep, but you also have to hold your child and run around the house. If you don’t run, you will never fall asleep. One of our most awesome classmates needs to use a sling to put the child on his shoulders to put him to sleep, and then climb the stairs. And it has been proven through countless experiments that you can only go up the stairs but not down the stairs. I can't help it. Every time this guy puts his kids to bed, he carries them from the bottom floor to the top floor. Then take the elevator down and continue going up the stairs . . 07 . . . . . . . . . . . . mm joke bad English by HoH Today I had dinner with my sister at a fast food restaurant. While eating and practicing English chat, my hand was already on mm without realizing it. mm: get your hands out! me: why? I own every inch of our body! mm: It's public place! XD . . 08 . . . . . . . . . . . . Days of being silly together by Sophia52 Send Joke to save rp my sister’s original work one When 911 first happened, the team leader was in Tongji I don’t understand why the whole dormitory unanimously believes that there will be a food shortage in the world, so everyone buys a box of instant noodles. Whenever night comes, they hug instant noodles and fall asleep with a contented smile. They even imagine that the whole country is crying and spending a lot of money to find him. We buy this precious food later According to the team leader, in the next few months, they were so sad that they almost vomited when they ate. From then on, they would take a detour when they saw instant noodles. . Turn page . 09 . . . . . . . . . . . . Days of being silly together continued by Sophia52 two The boss of the gang leader's dormitory is from the north and he is bold and unrestrained. There is a bird in Tsinghua University that keeps chirping every night, much like a human whistle. It was the beginning of my freshman year, and the boss rushed out of the door and roared. Damn, why did you stay up so late at night? Why did you come out to challenge me? The gang leader and others struggled to pull the boss back and said, "Calm down, don't get in trouble with the birds." The boss said kao, who are you kidding? two hours later The boss got up from the bed and shook everyone up. Seriously, it seems that it is really a bird and not a human being. He screamed for so long and he was not tired. . Turn Page . 10 . . . . . . . . . . . . Days of being silly together continued by Sophia52 three A roommate of the team leader woke up in the morning and found that his pants were missing. So I searched and searched. I found it on the balcony, put it on, and wandered off to class. I accidentally mentioned this to everyone. The whole dormitory was stunned for 2 seconds. Idiot, I was robbed. I ran back to bed, and sure enough my clothes were stolen from my pockets and drawers. The only one who was spared was the team leader, Xiami. Yi Sulai liked to throw money randomly on the table. The thief came in after dark and didn't see it. Four A few women in our dormitory made a grand gesture before taking a shower Shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, facial cleanser, toner, face cream, body lotion, bath sponge or bath ball, comb, change Laundry miscellaneous... I was laughing and laughing all the way to the bathhouse only to realize that I didn’t bring slippers and bath towels. Then they all returned home in tears. . Turn Page . 11 . . . . . . . . . . . . Days of being silly together continued by Sophia52 five xh The standard strong woman. Her famous sayings still linger in my ears. 1 Benyi decided to go home on the weekend. The weather forecast said it would rain, so she stayed at school and looked at the sky with bright eyes. explain It must rain tomorrow 2 After the interview, we asked her how she felt. Ian raised his noble head and said with a sneer. Give me up, who will I take? Exterior scene. The whole dormitory building trembles. Like thunder piercing the ears . Turn Page . 12 . . . . . . . . . . . . Days of being silly together continued by Sophia52 6. Add a boy who pretends to be young and imitates the girl singing. I’m not afraid of cockroaches anymore. Then cockroaches rushed out from under the bed. My classmate Sizheng screamed and jumped to the balcony. MM picked up her slippers and chased her with a fierce look in her eyes. She improved her food in the evening. Then the fangs and horns were vaguely visible There are a lot more, it’s fun just thinking about it, so I won’t break it out for now. The most valuable thing is that all these years have passed. . . 13 . . . . . . . . . . . . Saw a cow sign today by Chuckle Take the bus and pass by a store called Tulai Electrical Appliances I thought to myself, who has such an idea to have the same name as my Buddha Tathagata? I was just thinking about it. The bus has arrived. Stop reporting. Xiaoxitian has arrived. Please prepare to get off. . . 14 . . . . . . . . . . . . Three vignettes of being sick, reproduced by LaSabrina zz by shulammite 1. Ooh had a high fever. My mother used physical therapy to reduce the fever. After wiping her legs with warm water, Ooh struggled to sit up and exhausted her whole body. He had the strength to bite out a few words in a low voice. He also wanted to wipe the chicken. After saying that, he spread his legs wide open, closed his eyes, and staggered down. Into daddy's arms 2. Seeing Ooh's listless appearance, my father felt distressed. He hugged me and asked, "What do you want to play with Ooh?" Tell dad, "Dad, come here" Play with you. Oh, blink and think for a moment. Answer: Oh, I want to play with Dad. Dad is at a loss and doesn’t know how to play. OK, I'll ask again. OK, what are you playing with? Oh, this bad guy laughs. Dad wants to play with mom. . . 15 . . . . . . . . . . . . Habits are terrible ##. Reposted by maoyi Stayed with GG for about ten days before returning home It happened that my mother was passing through my city on a business trip, so I squeezed in on the same bed with her. I fell asleep in a daze in the middle of the night. I habitually pulled up my clothes and wanted to put GG's hand on my chest. Halfway through the action, I suddenly realized that it was Mom’s hand, not GG’s. So I braked abruptly and put my mother's hand on my belly and rubbed it. He also pretended to be dazed and said, "I ate so much at night that my stomach was bloated." I was sweating in my heart. It was only a few centimeters short, so I put my mother’s hand on my rf. When I woke up in the morning, I continued to be confused. When I put on my bra, I turned my back to my mother. The sentence "Help me tie it up" came out of his mouth. The tone was very weird. As a result, the air pressure in the nest suddenly dropped Habits are so terrible, so terrible . . 16 . . . . . . . . . . . . Finally married by calvinX The 6-year long-distance running finally ended yesterday, haha. I set off facing the moon at around 5 o'clock in the morning. Let’s talk about getting the certificate 1. The couple in front are very interesting. The man has a hair style like Little Wukong and a row of earrings. The woman has long eyelashes. He kept saying, "You get in line first, I'll go downstairs and have a cigarette b" Suddenly the man got interested and picked up his phone to take a photo of his wife-to-be. The wife grabbed the phone and started browsing the photos. I flipped through the old photos on my phone and kept mumbling, "Where did you go with so and so? Haha xxx. This photo is too beautiful." Funny Suddenly, the woman screamed, stared at the man as if petrified, and squeezed out three words from her mouth: "Who is this?" I glanced at my cell phone in a nostalgic manner, and found that I actually knew the person in the photo, with familiar movements and familiar postures. Even though the phone screen is so small, I can still recognize it at a glance because it's . . 17 . . . . . . . . . . . . Finally Married Continued by calvinX zbz Orz This woman is so vulgar 2. After talking about the couple at the front, I have to talk about the eldest brother at the back. This eldest brother is so good at squirting. He arrived first by himself. Don’t forget that the girl behind Gen chatted up the policy of the Civil Affairs Bureau and talked about the issue of children going to school. It was a hot topic. That girl can't stand it anymore, so she can deal with it casually. There are so many people today. The elder brother took a sip of water, wiped his mouth and started to lie again. If there are indeed more people today, there must be more people than the day before yesterday. There is no one in the sky MM asked, you came the day before yesterday, why do you come again? . turn page . 18 . . . . . . . . . . . . Finally Married Continued by calvinX The eldest brother replied, I came early the day before yesterday because the sixth day of the Lunar New Year was a good day and I was afraid of queuing. When I came, I saw the post outside saying "Today" It's a holiday. Today, my wife refuses to let me stand in line. 3. After queuing for a long time, I finally got my marriage certificate. As soon as I stepped out the door, I changed my name and called my wife. MM answers husband I'm in the house MM in the field my bed MM in the hole . Turn Page . 19 . . . . . . . . . . . . Finally Married Continued by calvinX I thought to myself that MM is really strong after receiving the certificate. I immediately approached her with a lewd smile and asked, which hole is it? MM Of course it’s a mouse hole. I saw you grinning just now and I thought you were this year’s mascot. Of course you have to sleep in a hole. Got it b 4. I finished collecting the certificate at 9:30, so I suggested driving through Tiananmen and having Chairman Mao authenticate it. So as the car drove slowly past Tiananmen Square, I rolled down the window My wife yelled, "Grandpa Mao, we finally have a certificate." I didn't know what I was thinking, so I immediately said, "Take out your ID and scare you to death." I got a look from the cyclist next to me, so I started running around in my car. . . 20 . . . . . . . . . . . . Why bother yourself by delmemory Yesterday I had dinner and chatted with two classmates, a boy and a girl. After finishing one bowl, the male student asked the waiter for another bowl of rice. The female classmate said that my boyfriend can eat just like you, but he is not as fat as you. The amount of food eaten is not directly proportional to the weight. Me, then his appetite is directly proportional to what x ability The female classmate thought seriously about it, maybe I'll try to starve him for two meals another day. The female classmate thought seriously again and said, why are you having to suffer yourself? . Turn Page . 21 . . . . . . . . . . . . Lazy and sometimes quite creative by tjttb 1 I played very late yesterday. It felt like it was getting bright this morning because I had plans for the afternoon, so I had to know what time it was. So I fumbled for the phone with my eyes closed, found the outgoing button, and pressed it. Fortunately, it was a friend. I asked him what time it was, and he answered me blankly. Okay, I just turned off the phone. I met him in the afternoon and he asked me. I said I was too lazy to open my eyes. He asked again why you turned off your phone. I said I was afraid that you would call me back and ask me. He said you're too lazy to be so damn creative I think so too, so I reviewed a few more that I thought were more creative. . Turn Page . 22 . . . . . . . . . . . . Lazy and sometimes quite creative. Continued by tjttb 2 I am afraid that this excellent quality has been developed since childhood. Once my family asked me to go to the yard and bring some apples into the house, so I took them. There were two or three of them, and one of them fell off, so I took the apple plate that fell to the floor and brought it all the way into the house. My family asked me what I was doing. I said I was too lazy to bend over, so I was beaten violently. Do you think the house has a threshold and we can take off with a ball? 3 My mother has always said that I am lazy since I was a child. She said that I am like a cat when I enter the door. I open a crack and slide in. The width is just enough for me. I am too lazy. Just use your strength. Sometimes you don't even lift your paws, just twist your head and shoulders, and you go in like a picture. My mother also said that after dinner, she would clear the table and watch me go from the living room to the kitchen again and again, taking one plate each time. He scolded me and told me not to take more. I said I was too lazy to wash the vegetable soup. You had to wash it one by one anyway, so I took it one by one. You clean it up . Turn page . 23 . . . . . . . . . . . . Lazy and sometimes quite creative. Continued by tjttb 4 Because I am lazy and more creative. My mother said, how will you find a wife in the future? You must not make others mad when you find a wife. Who wants it? You I think it’s really not the case My previous girlfriend was very kind to me. I would wash the clothes and she would hang them. Of course, if I use the washing machine, why should I think of her cooking? I wash the dishes and turn on the faucet while I eat. My girlfriend started saying, either you come and do the work, or you go back to your room and stop causing trouble. I said I don’t, I just want to watch you work and I’ll be happy. So when she was hanging the clothes, I handed her a clothes hanger and then I rubbed her and asked, do you think it’s the clothes I washed that smelled better? What does your fragrance smell like? So while she was cooking and washing the dishes, I hugged her from behind and asked, "Do you think it's your rice that smells better or you that smells better?" . Turn Page . 24 . . . . . . . . . . . . Lazy and sometimes quite creative. Continued by tjttb 5 I educate my daughter-in-law that men don’t like to work bit by bit. It’s like washing socks. Washing a bunch of socks is more accomplished than washing a pair. feel When I bought sanitary napkins for her, I bought a lot of them. One time I bought more than 10 sanitary napkins. She was shocked whether she was eating them or using them. I said that I will use it sooner or later anyway, and I won’t waste it by leaving it alone. Should I buy it once I use it? The result is evil. Did she get angry in those two months or did I buy it for her? Lan Guiren, the effect is so good. Her relatives are very happy. Come on, she'll teach me a lesson. I'll see if you dare to buy so much next time. I never understood what the connection was with this. . Turn Page . 25 . . . . . . . . . . . . Lazy and sometimes quite creative. Continued by tjttb 6 I also teach my daughter-in-law that only those who are lazy and creative can promote social progress. To prove my point, I once spent a long, long time stealing broken hand generator parts from a company. Make inventions and create things with your buddies Well, it's the kind where when you shake the crank, the board can move up and down through the gear belt!!! Yes. That's the kind I forgot to calculate the force transmission problem of gears with the same diameter. I can't shake the 200 pounds on it, so I have to cooperate with my waist and hands. This is more tiring for him than for me. After a while, I said I was too lazy to do it and just go to sleep. . Turn Page . 26 . . . . . . . . . . . . Lazy and sometimes quite creative. Continued by tjttb 7 Don’t say that you have never done these lazy things. I just said it. For example, who has a penis and dares to say that he didn’t boo at the bottle? Shhh, don’t you dare? I said Where I used to live, the bathroom was right next to my bedroom. I was surfing the Internet and watching DVDs. I forgot. Anyway, I just tolerated it. There was an Arabian story a long time ago. Oh, I’m sorry. I just endured it for a long time. I was too lazy to get up. I saw half a bottle of orange juice on the table, so I drank it all. Then, I happily continued surfing the Internet or watching DVDs. Okay, I'm done. I'm going to drink orange juice. You continue. . . 27 . . . . . . . . . . . . My brother told a joke again today by AA9 Their boss was driving an S600 and forgot what happened. The headlights of the car were cracked and he wanted to replace them. So someone told their boss that if you were in a situation like this, they would definitely not be covered by insurance. You wouldn’t even be able to tell. If you want to save the twenty-five thousand, Just smashed that headlight Their boss quickly called the driver and asked him to smash the headlights. The driver even asked several times, "Really smashed, really smashed. If you smash the headlights, you can save 25,000." Later, their boss asked the insurance company. The insurance company said that hernia headlights were not covered by insurance. Boss, call the driver quickly. Is the headlight broken? The driver said it was smashed The boss angrily scolded you. You usually take your time when asked to do something. Why do you act so neatly when it comes to smashing car headlights? The boss was so angry that he hung up the phone The driver called me again. Boss, I haven't finished speaking yet. I took 3 bricks and didn't even break the headlight. . . 28 . . . . . . . . . . . . I saw the Spring Festival couplets posted on the house downstairs by glock Downstairs is a young couple who have a dog. I went downstairs today and saw a couplet posted on it. I read it for a while and thought, why is it so appropriate? two people prosperous . . 29 . . . . . . . . . . . . Post a few foreign trade jokes haha ​​by fxbcd 1 I have a colleague whose surname is Bai. She is a young lady. A client from Hong Kong called and asked for information. I told him that Ms. Bai would be in charge. I received a fax in the afternoon. ATTN is MISS WHITE. I was very surprised because the company didn’t have such a lady. After thinking about it for a moment, I realized that the email was for Miss Bai's 2 This is a story told to me by an Israeli client who participated in the Middle East war He said that the Arab soldiers were stupid and lazy. When the officers trained the new recruits to walk forward, many soldiers could not tell the difference between left and right. As for the team being scattered and disorderly, an officer thought of a way to ask the soldiers to hold potatoes in their left hand and tomatoes in their right hand. When the officer talks about potatoes, the soldiers step up with their left foot. When the officer talks about tomatoes, the soldiers step up with their right foot. The soldiers in the entire military camp are in order. As he walked forward, the air was filled with the officer's bold and rhythmic command: tomato, potato, tomato, potato, tomato........ . Turn Page . 30 . . . . . . . . . . . . Posting a few foreign trade jokes, haha, continued by fxbcd Arabs are indeed lazy. They were born on a mountain of gold, which gave them the habit of opening their mouths for food and stretching their hands for clothes. I guess most of them do. Everyone in the Middle East knows that Arab customers are stupid and rich. 3. I was entertaining a very familiar European client and suggested eating dog meat. He shook his head repeatedly and said that he would never do it. He also said that his family only had two dogs. It’s hard to imagine a good friend being eaten, so I had to give up. The next day, I slaughtered it first and ordered a plate of white-cut dog meat. I told him it was a plate of donkey meat. He ate it and thought it tasted good. About a week after the customer returned to China, I developed a severe herpes on my mouth. It was painful and itchy. I told her in the email that it might be because of this. He was punished by God for lying and told him that the plate of donkey meat was actually dog ​​meat. He wrote back and said really? my dogs were quite upset by the story! . Turn page . 31 . . . . . . . . . . . . Posting a few foreign trade jokes, haha, continued by fxbcd 4 Our Afghan customer was very annoying and wordy. Later I saw that it was his call and I was too lazy to answer it. Once he asked Can you give me your moblie no? I said I don't use mobile. He said No no i don't believe it, you Chinese everyone has mobile. I'm dizzy There is also a customer in Nigeria who always has power outages and it is difficult to send a fax every time. When sending it, he often says "Hold" for a while, I m making electricity. . . 32 . . . . . . . . . . . . Conditions for choosing a spouse: send an unkind one by Mathilda1114 A friend went on a trip with an old lady and was very interested in her. Talk to her if you have anything to do, whether you want to mention her son or not. The most annoying thing is that he keeps making insinuations and doesn't speak directly, so there is no way to refuse directly. It was like this all the way and it annoyed her. Finally one day the old lady came to talk to her again and asked her what conditions she had for finding a boyfriend. She was too lazy to answer and said she had no conditions. The old lady kept pestering her and said that she must have a car and a house. She probably had good conditions for her son and was waiting for the little girl to come up with the conditions. Then it will be launched grandly She really couldn't stand it anymore, so she pretended to be deep in thought and said later that everything else was fine. She just had one request: her parents were dead. The old lady never harassed her again. . . 33 . . . . . . . . . . . . Let me tell you a story about Cancer MM. Reposted by selena05 zz by PiscesMM A colleague, a Cancer girl, was a newcomer. I chatted with her shortly after joining the company. I, oh, their plants have all died. How are your plants? Every colleague in the company has a potted plant to accompany him. Cancer mm has long since died, but I didn’t know it was real until after it died. . turn page . 34 . . . . . . . . . . . . The practice of jokes about the mouse and boobs on the board by FOXPUPU A colleague with whom I have a close relationship just got married and moved from the dormitory to live with my husband. I once complained that my husband played games until midnight, but he seldom listened to his advice and always forced her to go crazy. I whispered to her the joke on the page Just a girl said to her husband that her husband’s breasts are more comfortable to touch than a mouse. It made her so happy She looked bad at work today I carefully asked if it worked? She got angry and said she beat her husband last night due to domestic violence. At night, she was charming in every possible way and said, "Husband, my breasts are more comfortable to touch than a mouse." Her husband was stunned and then said with joy that the mouse is bigger. . turn page . 35 . . . . . . . . . . . . Re: I saw Premier Wen in line at the West Railway Station this afternoon. Reposted by Watier zz by liveon The following text is reproduced from the TrafficInfo discussion forum Sender: Watier Really, message area: TrafficInfo Title: Re: Saw Premier Wen in line at the West Railway Station this afternoon Sending site: Shuimu Community Fri Jan 25 21:32:42 2008 , within the site Premier Wen waved his hand and said, "No more, no more, it's all gone." mentioned in tommyarron's masterpiece: : In the afternoon, I was in the ticket hall on the first floor of the West Railway Station. I was depressed with my head down. Suddenly I felt a little commotion in the crowd. I looked up towards the ticket sales place. Go. Premier Wen is waving to the people waiting in line through the glass. He still has the same smile as before. When I come back to my senses, Premier Wen He left accompanied by everyone : It’s a pity that I didn’t get the votes in the end. I’m so angry. . . 36 . . . . . . . . . . . . Re: Please tell me about the stupidest thing you have ever done emotionally. Reposted by Busan zz by xihai When I was a senior in college, I confessed my love to a girl I really liked and was rejected. We still kept in touch after that. She heard my voice was hoarse during a phone call, so she sent some Pang Dahai and Ophiopogon japonicus to me. I was so happy that I told her It feels like I have paid 5 million, and I feel that the happiest thing in the world is this. It’s just that I have never used Pangdahai before, and I can’t bear to do it just like that. After drinking the water, I picked the largest one and strung it into a necklace. I treasured the others. It wasn't until I went to take a shower that I finally saw for the first time what Fatty looked like after being soaked in water. It was so fat hanging on my chest. Now I still have the remaining Pangdahai and Ophiopogon japonicus, but that girl is already married to someone else. . . 37 . . . . . . . . . . . . An original joke Keywords Nude photos Surrender Dayan... by SHENOK Keywords: Wuji, pornographic photos, Chinese football, Hengyuanxiang, surrender, Dayan A flock of wild geese flying in vain returns from the south to the north Passing by the stadium, two Chinese men's football forwards shot down 1 meter from the empty goal. The rest continued to fly. I passed by an Internet cafe and saw a nude photo. A female wild goose covered it shyly and fell to death. The male wild goose showed it off very proudly and laughed to death. The rest continued to fly. Passing by a radio station, I heard someone saying that those who have seen pornographic photos should surrender. The honest one went to surrender. So beautiful The rest continued flying and passed by an outdoor cinema and watched The Promise. Everyone said that they would not have gone to the South after watching this movie. The leading wild goose regretted it to death The rest finally returned to the north and caught up with the whole country to watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve. Suddenly, the constant sound came from the TV in every household in the city. Yuanxiang's advertising slogan All the geese are disgusting to death . . 38 . . . . . . . . . . . . Recommended small black room Queen Training KimsHell One day I was passing by a street and saw a big sign opposite with the words "Queen's Training" in big red letters. There are also some patterns, chains, belts, hooks, etc. I thought I was really good this year when I took the exam x I have training for this stuff When I came back, I deliberately walked to the other side to see what was going on. Suddenly I noticed that the four words "Queen's Training" are unusually consistent. If you look closely, there is a mark on the word Queen. I could vaguely identify "宀" and "人", . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Recommended small black room Queen Training Continued yutourr There used to be a work shed next to the Sixth Education School of Tsinghua University with the slogan "Quality First, Safety First" I don’t know who removed a few arms from the last sentence and turned it into “quality first, women first” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Recommended small black room Just know how to fight purplewolf When I was in high school, the school was under closed management and students were not allowed to go out. We usually climbed over the wall to go online. Only one classmate walked out directly from the gate. He was not tall, a little fat, liked to wear suits, and had a lot of beard. Zi never shaves Every time he went out, the security guard asked him how his talk with the teacher went. He slapped his thigh. I'm a kid who only knows how to fight and worries a lot. Come on, have a cigarette. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Production of this issue Jokeeditor calvinx MMJoke editor iseva&zhaodc Edited by XiaoHeiWu bignetbig Paint the wall freshtime . . . . . . . This bi-monthly publication ends Press V to vote on the forum