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标 题: [月刊]一步一步往上爬的八月刊
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. . ︶︶︶ . -封面 我要一步一步往上爬- ╱ ╱
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智商!这完全是靠智商才解决的问题! ╱ ▁▁)
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-18-13-7-1 ╱ ╱
福原爱接受采访,笑死我了…… ╱ ╱
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-18-13-7-2 ╱ ╱
史上最贱游戏 ╱ ╱
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-18-13-7-3 ▁▁▁ ╱
[PIC]这种逆天的狗狗服装都是谁设计的啊? (▁▁_ ╲
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-18-13-7-6 ╲ ╲
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-18-13-7-7 ╲ ╲
笑S我了…真不厚道的老哥。。 ╲ ╲
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-18-13-7-8 ╲ ╲
一看就是被玻璃伤过的孩子 (转载) ╲ ▁▁_
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-18-13-7-12 ╱ ▁▁)
老婆出差,刚到酒店就拍照给我报平安,放心了 ╱ ╱
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-18-13-7-13 ╱ ╱
改了个图 ╱ ╱
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-18-13-7-14 ● ╱ ╱
http://www.newsmth.net/bbsanc.php?p=872-18-13-7-15 ▁◤╱ ╱- MMJoke -
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苦逼的日本代表团及微博上的神评论 ╰╭╰╭╮╯ ╱ ╱
by Benetanash ╰╯╰╯ ╱ ╱
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@YouTube精选:听说。。 ╱ ╱
这届开幕式里最苦逼的代表团是日本。 ▁▁▁ ╱
他们才在场上走了半圈 (▁▁_ ╲
就被带路的工作人员走错路 ╲ ╲
把整团带到出口走出现场了。。 ╲ ╲
出去之后就再也进不来。。 ╲ ╲
所以。。 ╲ ╲
当全世界的代表团都在看着菊花台点火的时候。。 ╲ ▁▁_
整个日本代表团。。 ╱ ▁▁)
都在。。场外。。思考。。人生。。 ╱ ╱
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@非达人的mac版: 带路的孩子叫王二小! ● ╱ ╱
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配合默契 △ ╱ ╱
by hgoldfish ||♂♂ ╱ ╱
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【转】昨天我们这有雨,特别大, (▁▁_ ╲
我站在路边想打个TAXI。 ╲ ╲
正当我瞭望的时候, ╲ ╲
一小孩子大概是淋坏了, ╲ ╲
掀起我到脚踝的长裙就钻进去避雨。 ╲ ╲
那孩子的爸爸一看孩子钻我裙子底下, ╲ ▁▁_
一边说对不起, ╱ ▁▁)
一边又掀开我裙子把他孩子给拉出来了! ╱ ╱
整个过程动作流畅自然, ● ╱ ╱
尼玛啊!!不会是商量好的吧??!! ◤╱ ╱
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我弟弟找抽!- -!(原创) ︵︵ ╱ ▁▁)
by SundayMore (♀♂) ╱ ╱
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我跟我表弟QQ吐槽: ╱ ╱
你舅舅舅妈成天逼我快点结婚, ╱ ╱
我都快崩溃了… ▁▁▁ ╱
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我弟弟来一句:姐,他倆是不是报复当年你逼他们? …… ╲ ╲
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愣了3秒…懂了… ╲ ╲
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只能让我爹抽他这个目无尊长的东西了… ╲ ▁▁_
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ps:说个笑话太考验人了… ● ╱ ╱
弟弟这个称呼不是亲弟,表弟,堂弟的全集吗… ◤╱ ╱
独生子女不都把所有的表弟堂弟叫弟弟吗?… ╱ ╱
晕死我了 ╱ ╱
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孩子对山谷喊了声“喂” ┌──┴┐ ╱ ╱
by orz ▕╭─╮=│ ╱ ╱
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@从我浴室滚出去: └───┘ ╱ ╱
孩子对山谷喊了声“喂”, ▁▁▁ ╱
四面八方传来阵阵的“喂”。 (▁▁_ ╲
孩子很惊讶:“你是谁?” ╲ ╲
山谷:“你是谁?” ╲ ╲
孩子:“告诉我!” ╲ ╲
山谷:“告诉我!” ╲ ╲
孩子:“正宗好凉茶正宗好声音 ╲ ▁▁_
欢迎收看由凉茶领导品牌加多宝 ● ╱ ▁▁)
为您冠名的加多宝凉茶中国好声音 ◤╱ ╱
喝启力添动力 ╱ ╱
娃哈哈启力精神保健品为中国好声音加油! ” ╱ ╱
山谷:“。。。。你麻痹。” ╱ ╱
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原创 高手在民间 ^ ̄~\/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ╱ ╱
by SHENOK ╱ ╱
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刚才跟某临床医学毕业班学生 ▁▁▁ ╱
在一实习所在医院外的一个小餐馆吃饭, (▁▁_ ╲
某食客摸出一诡异便携式医疗设备, ╲ ╲
我与该医学生都不认识, ╲ ╲
正疑惑间, ╲ ╲
但闻某手持抹布,满面尘灰, ╲ ╲
民工打扮的服务员断喝: ● ▁▁_
“胰岛素先别打! ◤╱ ▁▁)
今天人多,可能15分钟没法上菜, ╱ ╱
你现在就打一会儿低血糖我们不负责。” ╱ ╱
我拜服,他惭愧。 ╱ ╱
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桃儿入学记:中关村四小面试现场实录 ╱ ▁▁)
by garffey ╱ ╱
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原文地址:http://bbs.eduu.com/thread-356189-1-1.html ╱ ╱
【准备工作】 ╱ ╱
收到嘟妈线报,嘟嘟13号面试, ▁▁▁ ╱
试题包括跳绳、看图说话。 (▁▁_ ╲
只是内容着实令人沮丧,桃儿的弱项正是跳绳, ╲ ╲
看图说话则从未练过。 ╲ ╲
(一)跳绳准备 ╲ ╲
我紧急教导:宝贝儿,跳绳的时候如果跳两个就坏了, ╲ ╲ ●
别看老师,继续跳哈。 ╲ _■▁
桃儿:要是又跳两个就坏了呢? ╱ ▁▁)
我:没关系,你瞪大眼睛,眨巴两下装可爱,说: ╱ ╱
“老师,我今天没发挥好,平时能跳100多个呢。” ╱ ╱
桃儿不干:我不骗人,我说鞋不跟脚吧。 ╱ ╱
也行。战术制定后,让桃儿试跳了几次, ╱ ╱
还成,能跳小60个。 ▁▁╱ ╱- Joke 6 -
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(二)看图说话准备 ╱ ╱
从网上迅速找了小学的看图说话,先挑幅最简单的, ╱ ╱
公园里,孩子在摘花,妈妈在制止。 ╱ ╱
桃儿看了一眼,说:不要摘花。 ▁▁▁ ╱
这也太言简意赅了。但我硬是端出一脸惊喜: (▁▁_ ╲
宝贝儿啊,你太天才了,一语中的, ╲ ╲
立刻就高度总结了这幅图想表达的中心意思呀。 ╲ ╲
我的天哪,是不是幼儿园老师天天训练你们看图说话啊。 ╲ ╲ ●
桃儿:没有练过,不过我喜欢看图说话, ╲ ╲◥
妈妈你再给我找多几幅图。 ╲ ▁▁_
行了,信心建立了。 ╱ ▁▁)
我又花20分钟逐步引导桃儿把图里出现的内容都描述出来, ╱ ╱
并加上少许拓展。 ╱ ╱
在我疯狂的赞美炮弹袭击下,一个小时的功夫, ╱ ╱
桃儿可以声情并茂地从人物讲到动物讲到景色讲到环境 ╱ ╱
讲到动作讲到表情讲到心情了。突击速成基本成功。 ▁▁╱ ╱- Joke 7 -
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(三)其他场景准备(吸收九一的教训) ╱ ▁▁)
我郑重交代了自己和爸爸的职业, ╱ ╱
并将其浓缩在四个字以内,确保桃儿不忘。 ╱ ╱
同时扩展了家庭住址。 ╱ ╱
我:宝贝儿,老师要是问你住哪里,怎么说呀? ╱ ╱
桃儿:北医三院对面 ▁▁▁ ╱
我虚汗:别,那是对出租车司机说的, (▁▁_ ╲
你要说:学院路40号。 ╲ ╲
(这听着多么书香多么门第呀) ╲ ╲ ●
【考场纪实】 ╲ ╲◥
6月14日,阳光明媚,一家人迤逦南行,进了中关村四小。 ╲ ╲
家长面试10分钟,孩子面试20分钟。 ╲ ▁▁_
面试完毕后,我发现自己在道具准备方面犯了极其严重的错误, ╱ ▁▁)
该带的没带(小提琴),不该带的带了(她爹桃树)。 ╱ ╱
四小给我的感觉不错,门卫很和蔼。 ╱ ╱
接待的都是男老师,还都很帅, ╱ ╱
其中一位皮肤微黑头发微卷的更是极品, ╱ ╱
很阳光很灿烂很英俊。 ▁▁╱ ╱- Joke 8 -
我被桃树怨恨地掐了好几把才回神。 (▁▁_╱
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(一)家长面试 ╱ ▁▁)
我和桃树走进家长面试教室,3个老师左右, ╱ ╱
面试我们的是一位比较成熟的男老师。 ╱ ╱
然而,比较成熟同时意味着比较狡猾,我心里咯噔一下, ╱ ╱
坏了,忘记问嘟妈家长考什么了。 ╱ ╱
老师查过户口、学历、工作证明后,和蔼地问: ▁▁▁ ╱
你们为什么选择四小呢? (▁▁_ ╲
你知道我们的教学理念是什么吗? ╲ ╲ ●
我不知道。不过这并不妨碍我侃侃而谈, ╲ ╲◥
侃学校硬件,侃朋友口碑,侃老师素质(真的很帅),侃学生风貌,╲
只是刻意绕过了教学理念。 ╲ ╲
最后一句出了问题“四小具有国际化办学眼光, ╲ ▁▁_
与其他国家交换学生, ╱ ▁▁)
对孩子的视野、能力、素质都极具好处。” ╱ ╱
老师微笑:您说的这些,我们还没有。 ╱ ╱
桃树头低下去了。我脸色不变,大手一挥: ╱ ╱
我了解四小是有走国际化路线的想法的, ╱ ╱
等我的孩子进来了,就都有了。 ▁▁╱ ╱- Joke 9 -
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老师继续:你能用几个词概括一下孩子的优点吗? ╱ ▁▁)
我斟酌一下,反正孩子的面试官是别的老师, ╱ ╱
我虚构了一个招老师喜欢的学生形象, ╱ ╱
总结:漂亮、乖巧、勤奋、认真、多才多艺。 ╱ ╱
老师:那你觉得你的孩子有什么缺点呢? ╱ ╱
这可太多了,脾气大、记性差、学习磨磨蹭蹭、 ▁▁▁ ╱
吃饭挑三拣四、关键时刻经常掉链子。 (▁▁_ ╲ ●
我狠狠咬了一下舌尖,双目泛出水光: ╲ ╲◥
我们孩子,就是有点儿胆小。 ╲ ╲
老师:哦?那作为家长你们怎么克服这个问题呢? ╲ ╲
我等的就是这句话(这也是我做面试官的时候常用的招数): ╲ ╲
我们会多给她安排一些社会活动,增加见识,锻炼胆量。 ╲ ▁▁_
包括经过多层选拔成为小鬼当佳的签约模特、 ╱ ▁▁)
参与多支广告拍摄、 ╱ ╱
多次参加仁爱慈善基金会的慈善活动, ╱ ╱
并接受媒体采访balabalabala。 ╱ ╱
(我太喜欢这个多字了,不具体,没数量,但是有事实基础)╱ ╱
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老师:除了幼儿园的课程,你还给她报过什么课外班吗? ╱ ╱
强项来了:哦,两年前开始报班, ╱ ╱
包括绘画、舞蹈、钢琴、小提琴、英语、数学、轮滑、游泳。 ╱ ╱
老师有点儿傻:啊?这么多?一直没间断吗?能上得过来吗?╱ ╱
我:没有间断,一直在上的。 ▁▁▁ ●
虽然学得多,但是我们从不给孩子压力, (▁▁_ ╲◥
只是希望她能多多接触各种技艺, ╲ ╲
培养对生活的热情及健康的情趣。 ╲ ╲
所以您看,我从来没让孩子考级。 ╲ ╲
当然,这并不妨碍孩子获得全国性钢琴比赛北京赛区的二等奖, ╲ ╲
别的我也就不一一列举了。 ╲ ▁▁_
(成功解释了家长贪多嚼不烂、 ╱ ▁▁)
丫头没有硬证书的明显缺陷, ╱ ╱
还重点指出了丫头唯一成绩, ╱ ╱
隐喻还有N多成绩。 ╱ ╱
桃树事后很敬畏地对我说:你可真能掰。) ╱ ╱
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此时,餐具出现了,一直一言不发的桃树突然张嘴拆台: ╱ ▁▁)
轮滑我们没有一直上,上了一段。 ╱ ╱
我飞过去两记眼刀, ╱ ╱
您老人家可以不帮忙,但是别扯后腿呀, ╱ ╱
脑子可以没货,但是别进水呀。 ●╱ ╱
我一口打断,从容地说: ▁▁■
孩子一直在幼儿园额外报着轮滑班呢, (▁▁_ ╲
学费是我交的,你可能没在意, ╲ ╲
下周六不是还要代表幼儿园参加轮滑比赛吗? ╲
(趁机再甩出一个亮点) ╲ ╲
老师:爸爸妈妈平时工作是不是都很忙呀? ╲ ╲
我小算盘一划拉,不能说都忙,谁管孩子? ╲ ▁▁_
也不能说都不忙,谁挣学费? ╱ ▁▁)
于是谨慎回答: ╱ ╱
爸爸比较忙,我还好,平时的教育也是我跟得比较多。 ╱ ╱
但是爸爸对孩子的教育一直非常配合, ╱ ╱
我们绝不在孩子面前发生争执,有不同意见都会私下沟通。 ╱ ╱
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老师:不知道家长是不是愿意参加学校组织的一些活动, ╱ ╱
例如家长委员会? ● ╱ ╱
我听出味道了,抢答: ◤╱ ╱
毫无问题,我个人在多个社会组织担任重要职位, ▁▁▁ ╱
曾连续两年获得新浪房产、新浪亲子论坛的十佳版主 (▁▁_ ╲
(隐喻我钱多房子多重视教育,当然,仅仅是隐喻), ╲ ╲
同时我还担任一个著名女性团体的领导职务, ╲ ╲
热衷公益,为推动就业、促进社会和经济进步做出过重要贡献。 ╲ ╲
(就是伙着一群败妈抢衣服、玩团购,促进商品流通。) ╲ ╲
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(二)孩子面试 ∧ ◤╱ ╱
家长面试完毕,桃儿比我们多面了10分钟, ╱ ╱
高高兴兴出来了,通报信息: ▁▁▁ ╱
跳绳跳了10几个,老师说行了不用再跳了,停下。 (▁▁_ ╲
单脚蹦,双脚蹦都做了做。 ╲ ╲
看图说话果然有考到;有个看图数数的题。 ╲ ╲
桃儿总结:纸上都是对勾。 ╲ ╲
我松了口气,没问爸爸妈妈干什么的是吧? ╲ ╲
桃儿:没问。也没问咱们家住哪儿,不过我主动说了。 ╲ ▁▁_
我扶住桃树:你说啥? ╱ ▁▁)
桃儿:我说我家住北医三院40号。。。。。 ╱ ╱
(这不是病房么) ╱ ╱
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昨日打完球,开车出停车场, ╱ ╱
一边开一边用车载蓝牙跟老婆打电话。 ▁▁▁ ╱
快到出口的时候我跟老婆说我要交费了, (▁▁_ ╲
先不要说话,于是很安静。。 ╲ ╲
交卡,刷卡,保安说: ╲ ╲
“一共十八。” ╲ ╲
然后电话那头的老婆听见了,吼了一声: ╲ ╲
“怎么这么贵?” ╲ ▁▁_
于是保安的表情很可爱。。。 ╱ ▁▁)
惊吓?惊讶?好奇? ╱ ╱
我实在是不知道怎么描述他当时的表情。。 ╱ ╱
找完钱走的时候,那哥们来了一句: ╱ ╱
“这车还是个女滴。。。 ╱ ╱
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@yelumine:据说,林语堂和廖翠凤婚后商量说 (▁▁_ ╲
结婚证书只有在离婚时才有用, ╲ ╲
烧掉它吧,今后用不着它的。 ╲ ╲
一根火柴将结婚证书烧掉了, ▁▁ ╲ ╲
此后俩人果然相守了一生。 /* / ╲ ╲
看了这个故事我和老婆感动得哭了, /* / ╲ ▁▁_
一冲动也烧掉了我们的结婚证, ∧ ▁/ ╱ ▁▁)
……麻痹! ╱∧\ ╱ ╱
我儿子现在还没上成户口…… \/。)\ ╱ ╱
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去学校的学生街买水果,好几家卖水果的店都连在一起, ╱ ╱
不知道要去哪一家,lz在一家店挑苹果的时候, ╱ ╱
听到了对面水果店的阿姨训她儿子。 ▁▁▁ ╱
街很窄,两家店离得很近。。。。 (▁▁_ ╲
他儿子好像是初中or高中的摸样,是个小正太, ╲ ╲
但也不小,低着头, ╲ ╲
委屈得像一个做错事的小媳妇。。。。。。 ╲ ╲
阿姨:你知道为什么我们店都没人来买水果么? ╲ ╲
正太:摇头。。。。 ╲ ▁▁_
阿姨:为什么让你看一会儿店,没几个人来买? ╱ ▁▁)
正太不吭声。。。。。 ╱ ╱
阿姨:刚刚有一个来了又走。。。。 ╱ ╱
正太继续不吭声。 ╱ ╱
阿姨:你为什么叫每个学生都叫大姐!!! ╱ ╱
大姐你要什么!!!人家谁愿意买你的水果!!! ▁▁╱ ╱- Joke 17 -
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正太默默说了一句,不然叫什么。 ╱ ╱
阿姨:当然叫美女啊!!西瓜要帮你切么?!! ╱ ╱
再不行你也不能叫人家大姐! ╱ ╱
然后我看小正太被骂的好可怜,好无辜的样子, ╱ ╱
就从这边转战到他家去照顾他家生意。 ▁▁▁ ╱
我挑了几个苹果,拿了半个西瓜, (▁▁_ ╲
小正太红着脸对我说, ╲ ╲
美女,要不要削皮。 ▁▁▁ ╲ ╲
我说削。 / \ ╲ ╲
然后小正太就很认真地在削皮, / ○ ○ \ ╲ ╲
完了递给我,大姐,您的西瓜。 \ (( (( / ╲ ▁▁_
然后,我听到了大姐两个字,当然一点都不介意,\ )) )) ╱ ▁▁)
就是想到刚刚他妈妈训他的样子,觉得好好笑,  ̄ ̄ ̄ ╱ ╱
就对着他笑出来了。。。。。真心觉得搞笑、、、、 ╱ ╱
然后然后然后,小正太哇地一声哭出来了!!!! ╱ ╱
他拿着一把西瓜刀哭出来, ● ╱ ╱
然后全街人都在看我。。。。。。。。 ▁■╱ ╱- Joke 18 -
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前两天和女朋友聊天, \\__// ▁▁▁ ╱
她冒了据xxx很牛B的。 (oo) (▁▁_ ╲
我教育她说要文明用语,  ̄ ╲ ╲
说话遇到这种粗鲁的词 ╲ ╲
可以学电视节目里面用消音代替。 ╲ ╲
于是她重新说了一遍那句话: ╲ ╲
xxx很牛哔的 ╲ ▁▁_
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昨天晚上一个人待办公室 选好一堆电脑配件后 │ / ╱ ╱
网上随便看看几个小清新视频 ╰-╯ ╱ ╱
居然被一个记不住名字记不住情节的小视频打动了 ▁▁▁ ╱
说不上是触目伤怀 或是悲从中来 (▁▁_ ╲
反正就是 虽然我不愿意承认 哭了······ ╲ ╲
用一句相当烂俗的话来说 就是几滴泪划过脸庞 当然这不是point ╲
我是感觉挺不好意思的 当然我这么厚脸皮也没脚得有啥 ╲ ╲
考虑到第二天要跟老板交待工作 还是再准备下程序吧 ╲ ╲
我把鼠标轻轻一滑 打开了vs 按住了f5 ╲ ▁▁_
就在这个漫长的编译时刻 在我怔怔的看着屏幕 ╱ ▁▁)
思考着接下来养的狗是叫哈密瓜还是爆米花 ╱ ╱
这个纠结的问题时 ● ╱ ╱
一个朋友跑过来找我 他先是微微一愣 ◤╱ ╱
然后 我就听到了那句划破了整个办公室节操的 ╱ ╱
撕心裂肺的呐喊 ▁▁╱ ╱- Joke 20 -
“我操 兄弟 你居然写mfc写哭了!!!!!!” (▁▁_╱
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一同事钻桌子下,不一会儿惨叫: │ \ / │ (▁▁_ ╲
“完了,我按错钮了, ╰───╯ ╲ ╲
我按了所有电脑插线板的总开关!” ╲ ╲
大家诧异: ╲ ╲
“但是我们的电脑还都亮着啊?!” ╲ ╲
同事苦逼的声音从桌下传出: ╲ ▁▁_
“我手还没抬起来呢,全办公室沉默两秒!!” ╱ ▁▁)
“关机!!快关机!!!” ● ╱ ╱
“保存!!” ◤╱ ╱
“你挺住,挺住啊!!!” ╱ ╱
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娶了一名叫余娴的女生。 ▕ ╲ ╲ ╲
后来,他们有了个孩子, ▕ cos(α) ╲ ╲ ╲
叫余切。 ▕ sin(α) ╲ ╲ ╲
大家问为什么孩子随母姓啊, ▕┐ α(╲ ╲ ▁▁_
俩人说:  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ● ╱ ▁▁)
这个和当天的情形有关… ◤╱ ╱
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冰岛新闻 ╲ ╱ ╱
by hemlock \○/ ╱ ╱
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Eldgjá火山附近一旅游团报告有一名 ~~ ▁▁▁ ╱
“身高160公分、 (▁▁_ ╲
身着深色衣服、 ╲ ╲
英语流利的亚洲女性” ╲ ╲
失踪了,搜救行动进行了好几天都没有找到人, ╲ ╲
结果…… ╲ ╲
是她集合时换了件衣服 ● ▁▁_
然后车上的人都没认出来! ◤╱ ▁▁)
她本人都还一起参加了搜救活动, ╱ ╱
搜了两天后才意识到好像找的是自己…… ╱ ╱
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by amosryan ╱ ╱
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中午华联地下一层吃饭,我正喝着南瓜汤 ╱ ╱
头脑发散一脸憋屈地想那个五六七八姨该叫什么名字, ╱ ╱
只听得“澎”的一声…… ▁▁▁ ╱
我回拢心思低头一看,一杯饮料躺在地上…… (▁▁_ ╲
扇形泼洒区间的末端是我裤腿上满满的像卡布其诺一样的沫沫 ╲
一位大妈在旁边一个劲儿的道歉…… ╲ ╲
5555,阿姨,您这搭讪技术含量也太低了吧,还不如送我给喝了呢 ╲
比如像酱紫:“这位壮士,见你满面愁容,定是心中苦闷, ╲ ╲ ●
来,请你喝杯黯然销魂汁如何?” ╲ _■▁
说过两声没事我继续埋头苦吃… ╱ ▁▁)
过了一会儿,大妈乙过来跟刚才那位大妈甲汇合, ╱ ╱
大妈甲开始念叨:唉,刚才想换个座位 ╱ ╱
谁知一抬餐盘杯子就掉下去了…blablabla… ╱ ╱
唉我老洒东西,上回还洒过一碗面… … ╱ ╱
我想像了一下满头热气腾腾的面条菜叶外加一个荷包蛋的情形 ╱- 小黑屋 1 -
赶紧嘴里含着最后的半块玉米饼尿遁了 (▁▁_╱
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“现在这姑娘的裙子是真心短啊… ╲ ╲
只是这扶梯倾角…” ╲ ╲ ●
小E无奈的叹了口气, ╲ ╲◥
“我要是有小四那么高就好了…” ╲ ▁▁_
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Title: [Monthly] The August issue of climbing up step by step
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IQ. This is a problem that can only be solved by IQ.
http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 18 13 7 1
Fukuhara Ai’s interview made me laugh to death
http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 13 7 2
Cheapest game ever
http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 13 7 3
[PIC]Who designs these outrageous dog costumes?
http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 13 7 6
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You made me laugh. You are such an unkind brother.
http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 13 7 8
At first glance, it looks like a child who was injured by glass. Reposted
http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 13 7 12
My wife was on a business trip. When she arrived at the hotel, she took photos to report that she was safe. I felt relieved.
http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 13 7 13
Changed the picture
http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 13 7 14
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The bitter Japanese delegation and the amazing comments on Weibo
byBenetanash
@YouTube Featured Heard
The most miserable delegation in this opening ceremony is Japan
They only walked half a circle around the field
The staff member who guided me took the wrong path.
We took the whole group to the exit and walked out of the scene.
Once you go out, you can never come back in.
so
When delegations from all over the world were watching the Chrysanthemum Terrace being lit,
The entire Japanese delegation
They are all thinking about life on the sidelines
@飞达人的mac版: The child leading the way is called Wang Erxiao
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tacit understanding
by hgoldfish
It rained very heavily here yesterday.
I stood on the roadside and wanted to take a TAXI
Just when I was looking around
The child is probably wet
Lift up my ankle-length skirt and get in to take shelter from the rain
The child's father saw the child crawling under my skirt
While saying sorry
At the same time, he lifted up my skirt and pulled out his child.
The whole process moves smoothly and naturally
Damn, it couldn’t have been agreed upon, right?
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My brother wants to get fucked!! Original
by SundayMore
I complained to my cousin on QQ
Your uncle and aunt are always forcing me to get married quickly.
I almost collapsed
My brother wants to say, sister, are they taking revenge on you for forcing them?
I was stunned for 3 seconds. I understand.
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I can only let my father whip him for this disrespectful thing.
ps: Telling a joke is too testing.
Isn't the title "brother" the complete collection of "brother", "cousin" and "cousin"?
Don’t only children call all their cousins younger brothers?
I fainted
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The child shouted to the valley: Hello
by orz
@Get out of my bathroom
The child shouted to the valley: Hello
There were waves of hello coming from all directions.
The child was surprised. Who are you?
valley who are you
child tell me
valley tell me
Children Authentic Good Herbal Tea Authentic Good Sound
Welcome to Jiaduobao, a leading herbal tea brand
The Jiaduobao Herbal Tea China Good Voice named for you
Drink Qili to gain strength
Wahaha Qili mental health products support China’s good voice
Valley you numb
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Original master among the people ^
by SHENOK
I just talked to a graduating student of clinical medicine
Eating at a small restaurant outside the hospital where the internship is located
A diner pulled out a strange portable medical device
I don’t know the medical student
In doubt
But I heard that someone was holding a rag and his face was covered with dust.
The waiter dressed as a migrant worker stopped drinking
Don’t take insulin yet
There are so many people today that we may not be able to serve food in 15 minutes
If you take a nap for a while now, we will not be responsible for your hypoglycemia.
I admire him and he is ashamed
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Taoer's Admission Record, Zhongguancun Fourth Primary School Interview Record
by garffey
Original address http: bbs.eduu.com thread 356189 1 1.html
Preparation
Received information from Dudu’s mom. Interview on Dudu on the 13th.
Test questions include skipping rope and talking by looking at pictures
It’s just that the content is really depressing. Taoer’s weakness is skipping.
I have never practiced speaking by looking at pictures.
1. Preparation for skipping rope
I urgently teach you, baby, if you jump twice when skipping rope, it will be bad.
Don't look at the teacher and keep dancing.
Tao'er, it would be bad if I danced two more times.
I, it’s okay. You widen your eyes and blink twice to pretend to be cute.
Teacher, I didn’t perform well today. I can usually dance more than 100 times.
Tao'er quit. I won't lie. I said the shoes don't fit your feet.
Okay. After formulating the strategy, let Taoer try jumping a few times.
Still able to jump 60 Joke 6
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二 看图说话准备
从网上迅速找了小学的看图说话 先挑幅最简单的
公园里 孩子在摘花 妈妈在制止
桃儿看了一眼 说 不要摘花
这也太言简意赅了 但我硬是端出一脸惊喜
宝贝儿啊 你太天才了 一语中的
立刻就高度总结了这幅图想表达的中心意思呀
我的天哪 是不是幼儿园老师天天训练你们看图说话啊
桃儿 没有练过 不过我喜欢看图说话
妈妈你再给我找多几幅图
行了 信心建立了
我又花20分钟逐步引导桃儿把图里出现的内容都描述出来
并加上少许拓展
在我疯狂的赞美炮弹袭击下 一个小时的功夫
桃儿可以声情并茂地从人物讲到动物讲到景色讲到环境
讲到动作讲到表情讲到心情了 突击速成基本成功 Joke 7
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三 其他场景准备 吸收九一的教训
我郑重交代了自己和爸爸的职业
并将其浓缩在四个字以内 确保桃儿不忘
同时扩展了家庭住址
我 宝贝儿 老师要是问你住哪里 怎么说呀
桃儿 北医三院对面
我虚汗 别 那是对出租车司机说的
你要说 学院路40号
这听着多么书香多么门第呀
考场纪实
6月14日 阳光明媚 一家人迤逦南行 进了中关村四小
家长面试10分钟 孩子面试20分钟
面试完毕后 我发现自己在道具准备方面犯了极其严重的错误
该带的没带 小提琴 不该带的带了 她爹桃树
四小给我的感觉不错 门卫很和蔼
接待的都是男老师 还都很帅
其中一位皮肤微黑头发微卷的更是极品
很阳光很灿烂很英俊 Joke 8
我被桃树怨恨地掐了好几把才回神
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一 家长面试
我和桃树走进家长面试教室 3个老师左右
面试我们的是一位比较成熟的男老师
然而 比较成熟同时意味着比较狡猾 我心里咯噔一下
坏了 忘记问嘟妈家长考什么了
老师查过户口 学历 工作证明后 和蔼地问
你们为什么选择四小呢
你知道我们的教学理念是什么吗
我不知道 不过这并不妨碍我侃侃而谈
侃学校硬件 侃朋友口碑 侃老师素质 真的很帅 侃学生风貌
只是刻意绕过了教学理念
最后一句出了问题 四小具有国际化办学眼光
与其他国家交换学生
对孩子的视野 能力 素质都极具好处
老师微笑 您说的这些 我们还没有
桃树头低下去了 我脸色不变 大手一挥
我了解四小是有走国际化路线的想法的
等我的孩子进来了 就都有了 Joke 9
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老师继续 你能用几个词概括一下孩子的优点吗
我斟酌一下 反正孩子的面试官是别的老师
我虚构了一个招老师喜欢的学生形象
总结 漂亮 乖巧 勤奋 认真 多才多艺
老师 那你觉得你的孩子有什么缺点呢
这可太多了 脾气大 记性差 学习磨磨蹭蹭
吃饭挑三拣四 关键时刻经常掉链子
我狠狠咬了一下舌尖 双目泛出水光
我们孩子 就是有点儿胆小
老师 哦 那作为家长你们怎么克服这个问题呢
我等的就是这句话 这也是我做面试官的时候常用的招数
我们会多给她安排一些社会活动 增加见识 锻炼胆量
包括经过多层选拔成为小鬼当佳的签约模特
参与多支广告拍摄
多次参加仁爱慈善基金会的慈善活动
并接受媒体采访balabalabala
我太喜欢这个多字了 不具体 没数量 但是有事实基础
Joke 10
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老师 除了幼儿园的课程 你还给她报过什么课外班吗
强项来了 哦 两年前开始报班
包括绘画 舞蹈 钢琴 小提琴 英语 数学 轮滑 游泳
老师有点儿傻 啊 这么多 一直没间断吗 能上得过来吗
我 没有间断 一直在上的
虽然学得多 但是我们从不给孩子压力
只是希望她能多多接触各种技艺
培养对生活的热情及健康的情趣
所以您看 我从来没让孩子考级
当然 这并不妨碍孩子获得全国性钢琴比赛北京赛区的二等奖
别的我也就不一一列举了
成功解释了家长贪多嚼不烂
丫头没有硬证书的明显缺陷
还重点指出了丫头唯一成绩
隐喻还有N多成绩
桃树事后很敬畏地对我说 你可真能掰
Joke 11
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此时 餐具出现了 一直一言不发的桃树突然张嘴拆台
轮滑我们没有一直上 上了一段
我飞过去两记眼刀
您老人家可以不帮忙 但是别扯后腿呀
脑子可以没货 但是别进水呀
我一口打断 从容地说
孩子一直在幼儿园额外报着轮滑班呢
学费是我交的 你可能没在意
下周六不是还要代表幼儿园参加轮滑比赛吗
趁机再甩出一个亮点
老师 爸爸妈妈平时工作是不是都很忙呀
我小算盘一划拉 不能说都忙 谁管孩子
也不能说都不忙 谁挣学费
于是谨慎回答
爸爸比较忙 我还好 平时的教育也是我跟得比较多
但是爸爸对孩子的教育一直非常配合
我们绝不在孩子面前发生争执 有不同意见都会私下沟通
当然 孩子入学后 我们也会坚持和老师统一教育要求的 Joke 12
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老师 不知道家长是不是愿意参加学校组织的一些活动
例如家长委员会
我听出味道了 抢答
毫无问题 我个人在多个社会组织担任重要职位
曾连续两年获得新浪房产 新浪亲子论坛的十佳版主
隐喻我钱多房子多重视教育 当然 仅仅是隐喻
同时我还担任一个著名女性团体的领导职务
热衷公益 为推动就业 促进社会和经济进步做出过重要贡献
就是伙着一群败妈抢衣服 玩团购 促进商品流通
Joke 13
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二 孩子面试
家长面试完毕 桃儿比我们多面了10分钟
高高兴兴出来了 通报信息
跳绳跳了10几个 老师说行了不用再跳了 停下
单脚蹦 双脚蹦都做了做
看图说话果然有考到 有个看图数数的题
桃儿总结 纸上都是对勾
我松了口气 没问爸爸妈妈干什么的是吧
桃儿 没问 也没问咱们家住哪儿 不过我主动说了
我扶住桃树 你说啥
桃儿 我说我家住北医三院40号
这不是病房么
Joke 14
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不知道这事儿写出来还好不好玩
by nighost
昨日打完球 开车出停车场
一边开一边用车载蓝牙跟老婆打电话
快到出口的时候我跟老婆说我要交费了
先不要说话 于是很安静
交卡 刷卡 保安说
一共十八
然后电话那头的老婆听见了 吼了一声
怎么这么贵
于是保安的表情很可爱
惊吓 惊讶 好奇
我实在是不知道怎么描述他当时的表情
找完钱走的时候 那哥们来了一句
这车还是个女滴
Joke 15
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Lin Yutang and Liao Cuifeng burned their marriage certificate with a match
by Radwanska
@yelumine It is said that Lin Yutang and Liao Cuifeng discussed it after their marriage
Marriage certificate is only valid in case of divorce
Burn it. You won't need it in the future.
A match burned the marriage certificate
From then on, the two of them stayed together for a lifetime*
My wife and I were moved to tears after reading this story*
I also burned our marriage certificate on impulse.
paralysis
My son hasn’t registered a registered permanent residence yet.
Joke 16
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When I went to buy fruit, I heard the fruit seller scolding her son.
by tdat
Go to the student street of the school to buy fruit. There are several fruit shops connected together.
I don’t know which one to go to. Liz was picking apples in a store.
I heard the aunt at the fruit shop opposite scolding her son.
The street is very narrow and the two stores are very close to each other.
His son seems to be in junior high school or high school, a young young lady.
But not too small. Keep your head down.
Feeling aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law who has done something wrong
Auntie, do you know why no one comes to our store to buy fruit?
Shota shook his head
Auntie, why did I let you look at the store for a while? Not many people came to buy.
Shota remained silent
Auntie, someone just came and left
Shota continued to remain silent
Auntie, why do you call every student Sister?
Sister, what do you want? Who is willing to buy your fruit? Joke 17
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Shota said silently, otherwise what would it be called?
Auntie, of course I call you Beauty. Do you want to cut the watermelon for you?
If it doesn't work, you can't call me eldest sister either.
Then I saw how pitiful and innocent the young lady was being scolded.
I moved from here to his house to take care of his business.
I picked some apples and half a watermelon
Xiao Zhengtai said to me with a red face
Beauty, do you want to peel it?
I said cut
Then Xiaozhengtai was peeling the skin very seriously.
When you're done, hand it to me, sister, your watermelon
Then I heard the word "eldest sister" and of course I didn't mind at all.
Just thinking about the way his mother scolded him just now makes me feel so funny
I just laughed at him. I really thought it was funny.
Then, then, the little shot burst out crying.
He cried while holding a watermelon knife
Then everyone in the street is looking at me Joke 18
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silence
by guestking
I was chatting with my girlfriend two days ago
She took the risk and it is said that xxx is very awesome oo
I taught her to use civilized language
Talking about such rude words
You can learn from TV programs and use silence instead.
So she said that sentence again
xxx is awesome
Joke 19
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Cried
by tangzx
Last night I was alone in the office and selected a bunch of computer accessories.
Just watch a few fresh videos online
I was actually moved by a short video that I can’t remember the name of but the plot.
I can’t say that it’s shocking or sad.
Anyway, even though I don’t want to admit it, I cried
To use a rather vulgar expression, it was just a few tears running down my face. Of course, this is not a point.
I feel quite embarrassed. Of course, I have nothing to do with being so shameless.
Considering that I have to explain my work to my boss the next day, I’d better prepare the procedures.
I slid the mouse lightly to open VS and held down F5.
During this long compilation moment, I stared at the screen blankly
I’m thinking about whether the next dog I’ll get will be called Cantaloupe or Popcorn.
When this tangled issue
A friend ran over to me. He was slightly stunned at first.
Then I heard the sentence that broke the moral code of the entire office.
Heartbreaking Scream Joke 20
Damn it, brother, you actually made me cry while writing MFC
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Hahaha I just saw it on NetEase
by czqs2000
A colleague got under the table and screamed after a while.
It's over. I pressed the wrong button.
I pressed the main switch on all the computer power strips
Everyone is surprised
But our computers are still on
Colleagues’ bitter voices came from under the table
Before I even raised my hand, the whole office was silent for two seconds.
Shut down Quick shutdown
save
Hold on, hold on
Joke 21
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cotangent
by hmp
A boy named Zheng Xian
Married a girl named Yu Xian
Later they had a child cos α
called cotangent sin α
People ask why the child takes his mother’s surname α
Two people said
This is related to the situation of the day
Joke 22
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Help
iceland news
by hemlock
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A tour group near the Eldgjá volcano reported a
Height 160 cm
wearing dark clothes
Asian women fluent in English
Missing. Search and rescue operations were conducted for several days but no one was found.
result
She changed her clothes during the gathering
Then no one in the car recognized them
She herself also participated in search and rescue activities
After searching for two days, I realized that I seemed to be looking for myself.
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Joke 23
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Lunch Ecstasy
by amosryan
At noon, I was eating pumpkin soup on the basement floor of Hualian
With my mind wandering and a frustrated look on my face, I was thinking about what the name of that aunt should be.
Only a surging sound was heard
I thought about it and looked down. There was a drink lying on the ground.
The end of the fan-shaped splashing area is full of cappuccino-like foam on my trouser legs.
An aunt stood next to her and kept apologizing.
5555 Auntie, your pick-up skills are too low, you might as well give me a drink.
For example, Jiang Zi, a strong man, must be feeling depressed when he sees your sad face.
How about I buy you a cup of ecstasy juice?
I said twice that it was okay and I continued to work hard.
After a while, Aunt B came over to join Aunt A just now.
Auntie A started to say, "Oh, I just wanted to change seats."
Who would have thought that the plate and cup would fall down as soon as I lifted it? blablabla
Alas, I always spill things. Last time I spilled a bowl of noodles.
I imagined a head full of steaming noodles and vegetables with a poached egg. Little Black Room 1
He quickly ran away with the last half of the tortilla in his mouth.
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#小E#小E goes up the escalator End of season clearance
by amosryan
Now this girl's skirt is really short.
It’s just the inclination of the escalator
Little E sighed helplessly
If only I were as tall as Xiaosi
Little black room 2
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