Sender: NotBusy Youyou Ice and Snow Combination, message area: Joke Title: [Monthly] Early Spring February Issue Sending station: Shuimu Community Mon Mar 9 09:35:28 2009 , within the station > < The plan for the year lies in spring! , , " " " @ > < MMJoke [Pic] Clock for math geeks Marzi http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 49810 Re: [Pic] Clock for math geeks Azurewrath http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 50056 [PIC] 15 mmjoke Jtr with trembling flowers http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 50074 [PIC]This dress is awesome mumford http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 50347 [FLV] Cruel Angel Action Plan College Entrance Examination Version tRNA http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 50416 http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 50417, , " " " @ Page 01 > < MMJoke [GIF]Sorry Bill, I'd rather kiss my new Boss rancid http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 50478 [PIC]Zhongguancun Train Reprinted by shandali http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 50875 [FLV]Don’t think blindly wendyyjw http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 51124 , , " " " @ Page 02 > < Joke Four Rhymes of Nostalgia by westgua When buying a ticket, when catching a train Nostalgia is a narrow window Nostalgia is a small backpack I'm outside I'm outside The ticket seller is inside, and the temporary residence permit is inside. When I couldn't buy a ticket, I got on the bus. Nostalgia is a pink ticket Nostalgia is a full carriage I'm at the back I'm at the end And the ticket seller is in the front and the toilet is at the other end, , " " " @ Page 03 > < Joke About driving original x? by NHivNOiii A bunch of old classmates were having a dinner together, and they were all boys. One of them, Mr. A, was newly married, so everyone started teasing him. Mr. B, who is still in a marathon love relationship with his girlfriend, is different. Now he has a driving license. But Be careful not to kill anyone casually Others, you should be more careful when driving without a license. It will be even more uncontrollable if you cause lives. As a single Mr. C, I think it’s much better to walk. Not only does it cost money to buy a car, but it’s even more troublesome to maintain a car. A just smiles and doesn't say anything B Yes, yes, but no matter how troublesome it is, sooner or later you have to buy it and get a certificate, right? At this time, Mr. D had just come back from the bathroom. After hearing the conversation, he quickly agreed with C. What kind of car should I buy? Well, there are so many taxis on the street, why don't you just reach out and hail one? After two seconds of silence, the whole room burst into laughter, D was confused and innocently said to A, "What do you mean? It really means something." It's okay if I touch your car for a while." " @ Page 04 > < Joke What I just heard at the dinner table by energy0 When paying for a meal Waiter, Miss, our tableware is all custom-made. A spoon is missing from this table. Please compensate according to the price. Customer A has been looking for a long time but to no avail. What a bad luck. How much does it cost? Waiter: 200 for the meal and 200 for the spoon because it is custom-made Customer A pays 400 on the way home Customer B. It’s delicious. How much did it cost? Customer A more than 400 Customer B, it’s so expensive. Thanks to me for stealing a spoon for you. Customer A, " I recall that when I was paying the bill, Little B went to the bathroom. " " @ Page 05 > < Joke zzHey, raising a male cat can also produce an extra kitten 囧 by wenziwang Because my mom thinks that raising a female cat to give birth to kittens will cause trouble because she can’t afford to raise them and is reluctant to give them away. Sorry, so both cats and dogs at home are male. But it's so embarrassing The brief story of what happened is that one morning a colorful female cat took a cat about 2 months old with her. The little white cat came to my house. Later, the mother cat went back and the kitten was left behind. During this period, more than half of the little white cat disappeared. Days and half a day later, the colorful female cat came to my house again, and the kitten was left behind again, and it has stayed with me for more than 1 month. It’s been months My mom has been depressed for a while. She never expected that raising a male cat would produce an extra kitten. The female cat came to the door with her kittens and threw the kittens to the male cat. Alas, if God does evil, he will live, but if a cat does evil, he will not live. " " " @ Page 06 > < Joke Retelling mm jokes by aRiStonyUan My colleague’s sister told her mother’s story 1 My mother’s wallet was stolen on the bus. She felt it right then. She covered her mouth with her hands and followed her in a very low voice. The pickpocket said, "Take it back." The pickpocket said, "Auntie, don't say anything. I'll give it back to you." So he took it back. 2 The mother and daughter were in the northbound business district and saw two Xinjiang children running around in the crowd. The mother told her daughter He said, it looked like these two children had stolen someone's money. After a while, the two children turned around and ran away when they saw the mother and daughter. I touched my wallet and it was gone I told my daughter to stay here for a while and look for those two kids. My daughter said it was definitely out of control and she called her dad. I reported the situation and asked him to come over. Dad replied, "I don't need to go. Your mother can handle it." As a result, after wandering around for a while, my mother stretched out her hand and grabbed someone. It was the elder of the two children. The mother grabbed the child's neck with her arms and said, "Auntie, I know you will definitely transfer the money," Come, take me there quickly." " to be continued @ Page 07 > < Joke In the end, the wallet was really found. My mother took out one hundred and gave it to the child. My aunt came here every day. If you see me in the future, don’t steal from Auntie. Steal from the person in front of Auntie. 3 mm There is a dog named Michael at home. It’s Michael’s birthday. My mother invites relatives and friends to come over to celebrate his birthday. o o Everyone was here in the evening, and my mother was still outside, saying she was buying food for Michael, but she came back later to buy some. It's McDonald's burgers and wings o o Mom said Michael likes to eat this. Besides, don’t kids also eat this on their birthdays nowadays? Dad said, then you don’t have to buy so much. Mom brought two bags to him. I was afraid it would make you uncomfortable when he eats it. , , " " " @ Page 08 > < Joke outrageous fax by solorist When I arrived at the office this morning, I found several pieces of paper typed completely black on the fax machine. Someone must have sent it last night and it was automatically received. I checked the phone number, and damn, it turned out to be a company that sells toner for fax machines like ours. It's really cruel. If you post dozens of photos like this, this whole thing will be useless. This company now is so outrageous , , " " " @ Page 09 > < Joke family joke by gentboy The baby's mother and I were lying on both sides of the baby. When the baby's face was facing her, she ordered to look at daddy. The child didn't turn her head. She said happily, "It's great. It's better to kiss my mother." The child turned to look at me. She was still happy. It’s great to say, listen to mom, I think the kid’s damn IQ is pretty good zz from slow man's blog , , " " " @ Page 10 > < Joke About my nickname by plough A few days ago, I went hiking with a group of outdoor people. I had chatted in the Q group before. It was my first time to participate in the event. Everyone reported to the team leader one by one. I said loudly that I am a spider. I heard the two girls next to me whispering, "He is a pig. Why is he called that?" , , " " " @ Page 11 > < Joke Tell a joke by BASH One day I took the bus When I was approaching the art museum, an American guy next to me asked me in e-text Have you arrived at the Forbidden City? At that time, I thought I should just go to the art museum to confirm. I asked an old lady next to me. This stop is an art museum, right? That old lady is so talented Tell that American guy yes yes yes The American guy got out of the car immediately. Later, the bus driver chased the young man and honked his horn wildly, but it was useless, " I don’t know if it really took me two stops, haha.” " @ Page 12 > < Joke The embarrassing incident at my boyfriend’s house during the Chinese New Year shocked a whole room of relatives by FOXPUPU I'm five years younger than my boyfriend. I have a baby face and look like a college student. My boyfriend looks like an uncle and looks very old. I often call him uncle and he doesn't object to this title. I went to his house for the first time during the Chinese New Year. Many relatives came over for dinner. I went to get some wine. I didn’t know the specific location. He stood at the door and wanted to ask his father I just called uncle Both the boyfriend and his father answered loudly in unison, "Oh." , After a moment of silence, there was a sound of coughing in the room, " Finally my boyfriend got up and told me where I put the wine." " @ Page 13 > < Joke Jokes between mm Original by janehappy My roommate mm complained to me after receiving a call from her family. My dad has gained weight again. My mom said his breasts are now as big as those of women. After hearing this, I said Is that so? If your family is ranked according to breast size, You can only barely rank third. Wait with a meal of pink fists , to be continued , " " " @ Page 14 > < Joke This mm’s family is from a small city, so it’s difficult to buy train tickets during the Spring Festival travel season. If I really can’t buy a train ticket, why don’t you just take a plane back? Her It's not convenient for me to fly. I have to transfer. There is no airport in our house. I looked at her and said seriously, "How could it not be possible?" When she reacted, she was punched again. Hey, how can such a word be so tragic? , , " " " @ Page 15 > < Joke Hehe, let me change it by wzzf A woman set out the conditions for marriage 1. Be individual and dare to be the first in the world. 2 courageous Computer search shows xinghe The woman is unwilling to re-enter the conditions 1 has a house and can accommodate many people Computer search shows xiaoheiwu , The woman changed her conditions again, " 1 To have rights, it is best to be a civil servant " " to be continued @ Page 16 > < Joke 2 Be courageous and act resolutely Computer search shows mmzt The woman was furious and entered all the conditions at once 1. Be individual and dare to be the first in the world. 2 courageous 3 There is a house that can accommodate many people 4 To have rights, it is best to be a civil servant 5 Be courageous and act resolutely After a long search, the computer showed that xinghe is serving mmzt in xiaoheiwu, , " " " @ Page 17 > < Joke Tell me a joke that has been circulating in the company recently by pigdidi Say HR opened a conference room One employee comes in and one goes out, one employee disappears A leader comes in and out, and a department is gone. A CEO comes in and out . . , Press space, " . " " @ Page 18 > < Joke HR is gone , , " " " @ Page 19 > < Joke Bad joke Pleasant Goat and Gray Taro by candypig By the way, a sister’s daughter in our work unit is super obsessed with Pleasant Goat and Gray Taro. Forced her mother to change the ringtone of her mobile phone to the theme song of Pleasant Goat and Gray Taro Every time I get a call, I’m very happy As a result, someone suddenly sang along that day and everyone got excited Found out there were quite a few adult Pleasant fans throughout the department Everyone started chatting and one person asked how many sheep there are here. Pleasant Goat, Lazy Goat, Happy Goat, everyone started counting in a hurry. Then , Everyone fell asleep," " " @ Page 20 > < small dark room Tell a New Year’s joke by janehappy Visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year, one family entertained everyone at a restaurant By the time our team arrived at the door of the reserved hotel, I just happened to see my uncle coming out of it He didn't eat much after dinner But I said depressedly, "Didn't xxx's family treat us just now? No wonder I didn't recognize the people at the table." , , " " " @ Page 21 MMJoke editor: yoo JokeEditor: NotBusy Little Black Room Editor: yutourr Wall Painting: Kieslowski , , " " " @ Page 22