Sender: mmzt beautiful core big volume's mother Mozart Title: The March issue of Brilliant Spring Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Apr 12 15:36:53 2009 The bright March issue Produced by Joke ⌒ The End ⌒ recommend [PIC] If the world became simpler NHivNOiii http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 52168 [PIC] Jianlian’s most awesome turning moves reposted by healight1 http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 52281 [flv] The most stable system in the world Chicken Head Brilliant http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 51859 [PIC]zt’s police badge Azurewrath http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 51242 ⌒[PIC]Evolution WangK http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 51911 [PIC]The tragedy of Earthworm’s house shengbanxia http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 51392 buy dumplings by clary Buying frozen dumplings in the supermarket at night The promotional girl greeted me warmly and even pulled me over. Try it, try it. Alas, it’s hard to refuse such hospitality. I ate one. The promotional girl kept staring at me while I was chewing. When I finished eating, she asked seriously if it was done. If it was done, I picked it up. ⌒ Makeup skills are so good by shulammite When we went there that day, there was a couple taking wedding photos. The men and women had their makeup done separately. After the woman finished her makeup, she sat outside and waited. When the man saw the man coming out, he smiled and waved to him. As a result, the man also smiled at her and continued walking. ⌒ Original I also want an annual by armroe I've been thinking for a long time to tell you something about my childhood for the annual magazine. I don't know if it's a joke or not. In a small city in the last century, when I was a primary school student, I had a classmate and neighbor who loved plums and boiled horses. ppmm She lives on the second floor and I live on the fourth floor. The two study rooms are on a vertical line. I'm quite shy and don't dare to talk to ppmm. But one day she came to me and said that her math score was not good and she couldn't do the questions. It was very hard and she asked me if there was anything I could do to help her. Of course face-to-face counseling would not work. I thought hard for a long time and came up with a good idea. Let her open the window and rush home every day to finish her math homework. Hang her homework book on a fishing rod and put it down. She will take it in. Reference. After the reference is finished, she will hang up the book, pull the check mark three times, and I will close the thread. We had a tacit understanding like this for a long time, and occasionally we could catch a handful of apples, bananas, etc., and everyone would praise them during that time. I felt motivated and went to study as soon as I came back. Little did I know that there were times when I came home late for fun and failed to catch up, and I would be kicked out the next day. Yi stared at her with cold eyes for a long time, but she didn't realize it anymore. Finally one day, I put the line down, but after waiting for a long time, I didn’t come up. There seemed to be some movement downstairs, and I felt something was wrong. ⌒ Finally, the thread moved a few more times. I hurriedly collected it, and found a note in the notebook, which said: I'm her dad. If you dare to seduce my daughter again, tell your dad and see how he deals with you. Yes. Practice your handwriting carefully. You can write like a ghost. Original I also want an annual by armroe !! After being cold for a long time, I took a closer look and saw a small note hanging on the fishing line. I took it off and saw that it said, "I'm sorry." On the third floor, I’ve been paying attention to you two for a long time. You guys finally fell into trouble today, hahaha. It took me several days to see her after that. Her eyes were red and she was staring at me as if she was holding something back. Suddenly I couldn't hold it back and started crying. ⌒ I was troubled by various rumors for a long time and became notorious in school. Gee, today’s boys... by azona1987 Listening to two girls chatting on the bus A: "Are Little C and her boyfriend okay now?" B: "Forget it, forget it. Her boyfriend was crying to me a few days ago." A makes a gesture of regret B then said that her boyfriend was very sad that day, but he just wouldn’t shed tears. A praises "You are really brave" B choked up and said in a low voice: "Well, he said he couldn't cry because his mascara is not waterproof." ⌒ friend’s nephew by fionafzn Nephew is 6 years old and chubby His mother was a member of a cultural troupe when she was young. She always dreamed of learning ballet, but failed to do so. Place your dreams on the next generation I had no choice but to give birth to a son, but I still reluctantly let him participate in ballet classes. a few days later My nephew looked depressed and didn’t want to go. Ask why He said that other little girls are all little swans, and the teacher calls me little penguin. ⌒ Lufthansa’s little girl is so talented by touba A foreigner in the company has been working in China for too long. His mother-in-law said that he wanted to come over and see the great rivers and mountains of China. Our foreign colleague was so anxious that he was sweating because his mother-in-law, an old Italian woman, could not speak English and had never flown on an airplane. I was asked to call Air China and ask if it provides assistance with boarding and customs clearance. Air China said no. Yes, I called Lufthansa and the person who answered the phone was a young girl. My dear, the direct air ticket from Milan to Shanghai is too expensive. Why don’t I exchange it for you? A round-trip air ticket with a connecting flight from Frankfurt. Cheaper than your one way trip Oh, let me ask. It’s okay to transfer, but I’m an old man who can’t speak English and has never flown before. Madam, how can you help? Oh, little mm, how about this? You ask her to go to our service desk to ask for a wheelchair, sit in it, and take the ticket to check-in. Taiwan. In this case, our waiter will think that she is incapable of action and will help her with everything. How about I get on the plane and go through immigration and other customs? ⌒ There will be no problem for little mm, but you must remind her not to stand up from the wheelchair. I ok As a result, the old lady came to Shanghai in a wheelchair, and the Lufthansa stewardess helped her get the accommodation. Some procedures pushed her to the international arrivals exit. The old lady stood up impatiently. He rushed to his smiling son-in-law who had been waiting for a long time, leaving the stewardess stunned. I’ve seen too many Mizuki jokes, so I’ll post my own real joke by forgme The first time I went to MM's house, when everyone was having dinner together, MM's mother asked, "Do you usually drink?" I don't drink MM Mom, do you usually smoke? I don't smoke MM mother, do you usually drink tea? I don't drink MM Mom, what’s the point of living for you? What's the point of my life? ⌒ Jiong Yi: The circuit board I debugged by Huanlesong I recently made a new set of circuit boards After testing and comparison, I found that there was a bug in what I had done before. So I recorded in my notebook that my boss has a problem The notebook had been spread out on the test bench and was discovered by the boss. Ask me what's my question ⌒ I have a cold, mm, let me take medicine by cush I'm watching TV. I haven't recovered from my cold yet. mm brought over a box of medicine and a glass of water and said, eat it soon or else I feel grateful mm Eat it soon or the medicine will expire. Embarrassing ⌒ Knocking on the door at night by flybox Absolutely true My coworker's grandma lives with my coworker's parents in a very small town. One night, my colleague’s parents went out after dinner, and grandma was alone in the room doing housework and resting. My parents had just gone out for a while when grandma heard a knock on the door. Grandma went out to open the door. She opened the door and took a look. There's no one outside the door ⌒ Grandma was a little strange. She went out and looked around, but she still didn’t see anyone. So grandma went into the room After a while, I heard someone knocking on the door again. Duoduo, Duoduo Grandma went to open the door again. She opened the door and took a look. Knocking on the door at night by flybox Still no one Grandma wondered if the child was joking with her and entered the room again. After a while, the knock on the door rang again. Grandma was a little panicked and a little angry. She went out and opened the door. But found outside the door Still no one ⌒ Grandma entered the room and wondered if her colleague’s parents had recently had a conflict with someone and someone was here to cause trouble. In the following time, the knocking on the door continued intermittently, but grandma stayed in her room. Didn't open the door until Knocking on the door at night by flybox A few hours ago, my colleague’s parents came home Grandma went to ask Mom and Dad, have you had any conflicts with anyone recently? Someone kept knocking on the door tonight, but I went When I opened the door, there was no one outside. It almost scared me to death. Mom and Dad think about it carefully. It seems that they are not in conflict with anyone. Could it be that someone's child is bored and causing trouble? That's not so good. Just be patient and knock for a few hours. Suddenly, my father remembered something and saw him walking behind grandma. Go to the computer, open the screen and take a look ⌒ He turned around and said, I forgot to turn off QQ when I went out. I felt naked sympathy today by barley I cleaned the table in the morning, sorted out a few expired newspapers, crumpled them into a ball, and prepared to throw them away. I just went to defecate, so I grabbed the newspaper and took it to the big trash can at the door of the toilet to throw it away. I just threw it away and remembered No reading material while defecating... Bad habit... I took the newspaper out of the trash can and flattened it... folded it... Halfway through, the cleaning lady happened to come over. When the aunt saw me, she silently put down the broom in her hand. Go into the back storage room Got a big bag Empty beverage bottles, cans...................... It's not easy to say it in a low voice... Put down the bag and leave... ⌒ But book by orv My wife sings in the tune of a sloppy king Little pretty So beautiful I am the beautiful king everyone likes me When I sang this, I looked at my husband with some pride. My husband smiled implicitly Sing along. Suddenly one day A violent beating! ⌒ A joke about the dish by killfast It was quite windy on Saturday night After dinner, Xiaomei went to the window to draw the curtains. When she looked up, she saw a luminous object hovering over the small square in front of her home. Turn Xiaomei turned around and shouted to her husband who was watching TV, "UFO". Her husband didn't look away from the TV screen and said, "What's flying?" Xiaomei raised her voice and said UFO. When her husband went to the window to look, Xiaomei had already run to the clothes rack, took the coat, put it on and said to her husband, "Hurry, get the camera." Go to the square to take pictures of flying saucers Xiaomei ran to the small square at a speed no less fast than Liu Xiang's hurdles. She used her mobile phone to point at the rotating luminous object in the sky. He started taking pictures on the ground. Then my husband came panting and pointed his digital camera into the air and started taking pictures. While Xiaomei and her husband were busy chasing the luminous object, they heard a male voice not far away saying, "Qingqing, the wind is so strong. Leng, let's go back. It's only been 20 minutes. Your glowing kite has already attracted 5 groups of photographers. ⌒ Original Bad Joke II by kettlenose one Xin Qiji's boss was killed by a traitor. Xin Qiji rushed into the enemy camp to capture the traitor alive. According to a passerby, a passerby irresponsibly told what happened at that time. The shape is like this Xin Qiji raised his sword and rushed into the Chinese army's tent. The guards were about to capture the assassin. The traitor Zhang Anguo shouted, "What day is the week?" The guards were stunned, thought for a long time, and said in unison: The traitor Zhang Anguo has been killed. two Why is Xin Qiji so good at writing poems? Because there are so many love-breaks. Why is he always love-break? According to passerby B, he is neurotic. Said that the situation at that time was like this ⌒ Xin Qiji and mm fell in love at first sight. The first date mm felt good. He took Xin Qiji’s little hand and said Xin Qiji, Xin Qiji counted the fingers on his other hand and said, "How old is mm?" Angry, shy and furious Original Bad Joke II by kettlenose three Xin Qiji was unsuccessful in his life because the emperor didn't like him when they first met. According to passerby C's spitting remarks about the situation at that time, The situation is like this The emperor summoned Xin Qiji and admired his talent very much. He couldn't help but admire Xin Qiji, Xin Qiji, Xin Qiji didn't dare Neglect and answer truthfully 2. The emperor was furious and never summoned him again. ⌒ Tell me something by Ade6ayor zz farBravo In Computer City, a girl asked the little boss if the price could be more favorable. Profiteer, the price is already the cheapest. Why don't I give you another section? ⌒ I was so happy that the hundred yuan I got was gone by calle The day before yesterday, I just entered the house and found a one hundred dollar bill on the table in the living room. I usually don’t have much pocket money. Could it be that this time my mother showed mercy and gave me a hundred yuan pocket money? I can't help but feel happy But when I picked up the one hundred dollar bill, I found a note underneath. It says: Today is grandma’s birthday. Wait for me at home. Let’s go to celebrate grandma’s birthday together. Note that the hundred yuan is not for you. It is to attract your attention. Please put it back where it belongs. ⌒ Recommendation of a small black room here Y one by bluecloud These are all the fun things that happened around the Spring Festival this year The middle-aged uncle’s baggage When I returned home during the Spring Festival, sitting on the lower bunk across from me was a middle-aged man in his early 40s. He was doing business in Nanyang in the south. I followed him all the way. We talked about the customs and customs of various countries in Southeast Asia. The uncle said that we have basically visited all Southeast Asian countries, including Myanmar 3 times and Thailand 4 times. times: 2 times in Cambodia and more than 20 times in Vietnam Me: Is your business mainly in Vietnam? Uncle, hehe, Vietnam is not my main market. I have been to Vietnam more than 20 times, 19 of which were in 1984. me Uncle, I was trying to catch my tongue. My uncle was a scout back then. Profound lesson ⌒ On this same train, a girl from Peking University Medical School had a medium-sized school bag as her carry-on luggage. Then he held a large travel bag in his hand. After getting in the car, he opened the travel bag and saw nothing else inside. It is food. There are N instant noodles in total N>5 N boxes of biscuits N dried vegetables N cups of milk tea N bags of bread, 2 large bottles of mineral water and 1.5L Coke. I found out after chatting in the past. My mm was trapped on the Beijing-Guangzhou line for seven days during a snowstorm last year. This year she followed this lesson and prepared supplies. 7 days of food rations Recommendation of a small black room here Y one by bluecloud It’s all beans and so on Still on the train, returning home after the Chinese New Year, there are two girls across from each other, one is okay, the other has more pimples on his face. Train TV Which program is showing a pure actress? Doudou’s sister sighs with emotion. Her makeup is so beautiful. She looks pretty. Reply Go ahead and let me try dressing up like this too. It’s okay, mm said. It’s useless for you to imitate her. If you do the cardamom makeup, it’s also black bean makeup. ⌒ Black Room Recommendation 2 A colleague said 3 minutes ago... by stoney He used to be in a sports school. He was sent there when he was five or six years old. Then the older kids bully the younger kids Generally speaking, the older children stay in the lower bunk and the younger children stay in the upper bunk. Before going to bed, the older child ties a rope to the younger child's penis and puts the other end in the older child's hand. Then at night, if the big kids want to drink water, eat, etc., they just pull the rope, 囧rz... ⌒ We were all treated like dishes MMjoke recommended.......yoo Joke Featured......ap9 Recommended small black room......yutourr wall painter............crowyue Contractor......biancr ⌒ Finished reading See you next time ⌒