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But when I saw the baby rushing into the kitchen and asking for a pot from his mother, his mother also listened to my teaching, so she was very pleased to give it to the baby. took one , The inheritance of scientific research spirit Echo Body by SHENOK pan pan bottom pot pot .... , < I teach my apprentice to record data by diamonddust I am a boiler engineer and my apprentice. I asked him to record data yesterday and he recorded a time of 1 57. I said no. If you are seen by the leader at this time, you will be criticized. The time must be postponed for at least 10 minutes. He understands this clearly. Nod, note it down As a result, this morning the leader came to me with the data records and said that my apprentice recorded false data. I said, how did you know? I said that was fake data. I took it over and took a look. 1 57 was crossed out and 1 67 was written next to it. I fainted on the spot , < one joke by glisten A man asked the girl on the street how much it cost to pay for a night. Return 200 yuan Let me ask again, is it okay no matter what? Reply Yes The man is very happy. Please help me queue up at the train station to buy tickets tonight. , < The romance of two kicks by luanma Last night I came out of the subway at about 10 o'clock. There were no people around and there were very few cars. I saw a couple. A couple was rubbing their hands on the curb. Since the surroundings were quiet, they could hear their words more clearly. Female: Today is my birthday. What romantic gift have you prepared for me? Man, how about I ask the building opposite to light up the lights for you and all the cars to honk their horns for you? Female, you are so capable of lying. Without saying anything, the man took out a two-kicker from somewhere and put it on the roadside and lit it. Just listen to the two thumps, which are particularly loud in the quiet night, and then all the voice-activated lights in the building opposite They were all shaken. The whole building was brightly lit. The alarms of the cars parked downstairs were shaken and screamed. The result is that the woman smiles wildly and happily falls into the man's arms. , < The consequences of following famous brands by iq2000 A well-known local milk powder factory in our house was also found to contain Sanpolymer during the tainted milk powder scandal. However, cyanamide was not found during subsequent tests. This time, a relative who worked in the factory told me the reason. When they heard that random inspections were going to be conducted, they quickly bought some brand-name milk powder from the market and put it into their own packaging. I didn’t expect that those famous brand milk powders have problems, but my own milk powder is actually completely qualified. , < Just now lp told me by nf She defined a group for me on Kaixin.com called Husband. I am the only one in this group. Then next to this group it says Invite more husbands to join this group , < This is so smart by SHENOK There was a child who traveled through time and lived in the Warring States Period. He was miserable and became a beggar. Once I heard a powerful man say on the roadside: Worry first when the world is worried, then rejoice when the world is happy. Many people criticized him. The author has no common sense As a result, the next time the child deduced from this that the powerful man also traveled through time, and deliberately walked on the carriage road of the powerful man. When the time comes, I shout, God has treated me, Han Xin, unfairly. Sure enough, the powerful have raised him as a big cow. , < There are so many people in the New Year by KPI After the New Year, the streets are full of people and cars. It’s so lively. I'm talking about a colleague who went out to eat on a motorcycle. When she got to the roadside, she found that there were many motorcycles parked. After wandering around for a long time, I finally found a small space and forced my motorcycle into it. But I found that I couldn't reach the front wheel position. This girl is used to locking the front wheel with a chain lock. So I had to go around a few cars and walk to the side of the sidewalk to lock the front wheels. After eating and walking around, it took about two hours. My colleague mm returned to the motorcycle and found that the chain lock had been stolen. So I stood on the street and yelled at the quality of thieves nowadays. They even steal car locks. At this time, a man walked by and said to his colleague mm Your lock wasn't stolen. You locked it on the front wheel of my car. I stood here waiting for you. two hours , < I just had Malatang at 14 by jerryc When my portion was brought out, I told the chef that I would like just a little sesame paste. As a result, the buddy who came with me queued up behind me and asked me if the only seasoning was sesame paste. I said there is also chili Master said okay A spoonful of chili goes into my Malatang Fortunately there are only these two spices ft , < The best public security song for Chinese New Year by xiaoban8318 don't don't don't don't grab don't don't don't don't grab don't don't don't grab don't grab don't grab , < Cross Bridge Rice Noodles by hhill Back home, I went shopping with my sister yesterday and had rice noodles for lunch. There are several types of rice noodles, regular rice noodles are 4 yuan, and cross-bridge rice noodles are 10 yuan. I just don't understand why Cross Bridge Rice Noodles are so expensive. My sister said maybe the 10 yuan includes the bridge toll. , < A great way to win votes by svmgg This morning, two classmates from the lab went to Beijing Railway Station to buy tickets. They didn't buy a single ticket, but they saw a giant bull. How to queue up: As soon as you enter the ticket hall, you see a guy sleeping in front of a ticket window, and there is a message posted in the window Notice: No tickets will be sold at this window at 9 o'clock. Result As a result, when it was almost nine o'clock, this guy woke up, tore up the notice, and started to stand there and be the first in line. Only then did everyone realize that this window used to sell tickets and this window also sold tickets... , < Tell me something very embarrassing by hyposulphite zz yellowdream When I was shopping in a mall in the United States, I met a clothes seller. I asked him if he was from Brazil. I was very happy to tell him about you. Do you play football? So he opened his coat and revealed the Brazilian national team uniform and the Brazilian Football Association logo underneath. I was about to leave when he suddenly asked me which country I was from. I suddenly felt embarrassed. For the first time in my life, I felt ashamed of being Chinese. Then I hesitated for half a minute and said that I am from China, so it’s time for Brazil. NPC embarrassment It was probably the first time that I didn’t know how to answer. I hesitated for half a minute. Your women play quite well... md Never ask a foreigner about football next time you meet him , < Being caught praying for rain during the Spring Festival by CPU zz tymyd It didn't rain all winter in Shandong. The old ladies in the village organized a rain prayer, requiring seven children and seven virgins to participate. The village is relatively small and it was found that there were not enough virgins. I was caught and counted, but I was a bit old. , < I borrowed my popularity to ask someone to help me move, so I moved from upstairs to downstairs by zhouzhouzhou zzAchillesHY When we graduated from graduate school, a girl in our class asked two boys to help her remove five large boxes from the seventh floor. When we moved west to the first floor, the two boys were so tired that they almost died. The aunt who was looking at the building couldn't stand it and said something that moved me. To this day, my boyfriend is reluctant to use it, but other boyfriends use it enthusiastically. , < Whose cow B son by balloon zz linkin . Anyway, I feel that my son has not been innocent since he was born. . When he was a few months old, he was lying in my arms with a milk bottle in his mouth, and his eyes would pass over my shoulder casually. He was glowing with excitement and couldn’t take his eyes off what he was looking at. After several days in a row, I asked him about his son. . What are you looking at? Every time I ask him, he will look away with interest and continue to suck the bottle carelessly. Two meters behind me is a white wall, white paint, nothing else . My son started talking early. His speech was in sentences without baby words such as "guoguo" and "fanfan". He was one year and eight months old. The father of the child. I took him to eat beef ramen. The restaurant was deserted. There was only one table of diners besides him and his son. The father put his son on the table. On the seat next to me, just as I was about to meet, my son said coldly, expressionless, "Boss, turn on the TV and come to the table." Looking at it, Ren Xun Sheng sprayed a mouthful of noodles on the table and kept coughing. It’s better to eat. My son, who was 2 and a half years old, suddenly lost his appetite, so he went to KFC. The father offered some food to his son. Flattery. Made of big cock legs. Run fast after eating. Teletubbies' milkshake < > Baby milkshake cloud. Two minutes later, the child said with a gloomy expression, "Dad, you are too poor." .Whose Cow B Son by balloon .zz linkin My son has not loved cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, Ultraman, The Lion King, and Ice Age since he was a child. The film is barely palatable, but I have loved everything related to dinosaurs since I was 6 months old. I especially love it. I asked to see the dinosaur bone fossils on my 2nd birthday. I put them in the Geological Museum to prevent real digging. On the glass cover at the excavation site, I was extremely excited to see the joints and teeth scattered in the pit. I lay down there 1 For more than an hour, on his third birthday, my grandfather made an unoriginal suggestion to take him to the Museum of Natural History to see dinosaur bones. He pondered for a moment and said, Grandpa, I want to see the bones of dead people, which shocked my dad into a cold sweat. < > The most bizarre car accident I heard today by biu zzz speaker Oh, that guy is really a master of telling stories. He tells them so vividly and vividly, haha. In short, it was a rear-end collision. I ran so fast on the highway that I caught up directly under the truck in front of me. Did you know that the entire carriage roof was flattened? But people are fine why It was a coincidence. It was about ten minutes before the rear-end collision. My sister said she was too sleepy to keep an eye on her. My brother-in-law said, why don’t you put the chair like this and lie down to sleep? So my sister happened to be lying down at that time, so it was fine. Where is my brother-in-law? Yes, if he didn't lower his head to pick up the lighter, he wouldn't be able to catch up. Small Black Room Recommendation 1 Got fucked by China Mobile by Chuckle Yesterday I received a text message from 10086 saying that if you reply to the text message and participate in their survey, you can win a prize. The prize is a ticket to China Mobile’s What Global Art Season I voted via text message and they quickly responded and told me that they would notify me if I won. Today I received the same text message inviting me to participate in the survey. I know that China Mobile always has problems like this. Most likely, my data was not recorded this time. So I patiently replied again Soon I received another text message from them saying thank you very much for paying attention to their research. But if you vote repeatedly, only the first time will be valid for the lottery. I collapsed a hundred times, a hundred times Small Black Room Recommendation 2 Send a mm joke by kimShell I wasn’t in the same school as mm when I was studying. One weekend, my sister came over to play and was about to go back to school. Suddenly she asked me if she could skip school and stay for two more days. How to answer? Say yes, Sima Zhaozhi said. Say no, it would be dishonest. While having an ideological struggle, mm took out her left hand and started to snap her fingers. Go to class, don’t go, go to class, don’t go, go to class...?? Then he paused for a moment, took out his other hand and continued, no, go to class, no, go to class, no. Goodbye Remember to vote Joke Featured biancr MMJoke recommends ygs Small black house recommended yutourr Paint the wall crowyue Special Performance Lantern Festival Big Pants