Sender: biancr eat a plum and become a superman, message area: Joke Title: [Monthly] Farewell to the December issue of 2008 Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Jan 7 08:53:44 2009 , within the site ﹐ ハ Goodbye 2008 : Part 1MMJoke [PIC] Mi Chong’s second grade graffiti series: Hiking http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 18 10 23 [PIC] Mi Chong’s second grade graffiti series: Mai Ba, http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 10 24 ハ [PIC]It’s time to dry the cat zz http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 18 10 25 [PIC]Stinky tofu zz http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 10 26 [PIC]Beiyou Gymnasium zz http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 10 27 : page 01 Part 1MMJoke [PIC] Genuine copycat http: www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 18 10 28 [PIC]Wall E bento reprinted, http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 10 7 ハ [PIC] The photographer captured a squirrel fighting scene that resembled a Kung Fu performance http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 18 10 16 [PIC]Original Christmas Begging Meow http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 18 10 18 : page 02 Part 2 Joke Warm and happy joke jikhotel My wife’s colleague gave birth to triplets It became news in the whole unit and everyone rushed to congratulate them. I saw the photo of three little guys covering one quilt. They are so cute. So cute ハ Facing everyone's congratulations, the child complained about his mother's happiness. It's so tiring. Below is a short excerpt of a warm conversation: Wife, congratulations. You must be very happy. Colleague lp, haha, thank you, I’m just too tired. My wife, too. If someone else feeds you milk once, you have to feed her three times. Colleague lp, yes, I finish feeding very late every day. In fact, breastfeeding is not the most tiring part: Wife Oh <Go to next page> page 03 Part 2 Joke ﹐ Colleague lp, the key is that sometimes I get up in the middle of the night to breastfeed, and my brain is already dizzy. I often hold a baby in my arms and look hard at it, but I can't remember this. Have you fed me? This is the most tiring thing. : page 04 Attached is the advance screen by biancr Hungry uh huh o o o ξ ξ ξ ﹣﹣ J O K E Do you believe me when I say I'm bottoming out... Attached is the progress screen by chaosmage Dad, why did you wrap me up like a mummy? I'm Superman, I'm Batman, I'm Spider-Man ########## ## ## ## ## 00 00 # 00 # ###### ###### ###### ###### ###### Part 2 Joke Today I experienced what embarrassment is msliu The company was holding an event and wanted to write on the certificate. Somehow, they found me. He insists that my handwriting is good-looking. He insists that the name on my name tag at the last meeting was good-looking. My level is still clear to me and I can write names. I emphasize again and again, You may have remembered the wrong person. My writing is really bad. ハ People didn't believe me and said I had to come. They said I was too modest and unrealistic. In the end, I still I came upstairs with my things. I said so, I’ll write a few for you to take a look at. Pull out a piece of white paper and write down a few Chinese characters carefully. People looked at it and said politely that they seemed to have remembered the wrong person. : page 05 Part 2 Joke A heartwarming joke that just happened touchmyself Calling my girlfriend in the Western Union office building to ask about tomorrow's schedule Said she can't come out tomorrow because she has a tutor I never knew she had a tutor before, but I encourage her to become financially independent. The girl asked ハ What time is there? Talk about last week Well, that's a good thing, but you should have told me earlier. I muttered happily for a while, then hung up the phone. When I left the corridor, I saw the guest. Sister Fu looked at me with warm love in her eyes, but she didn't care. On the way home, I received a call from a friend at Western Union saying that their customer service sister was at: They complimented me in the hall and said I knew my girlfriend After having a responsible person who can still talk and laugh freely man From now on, I call my girlfriend my tutor’s mother. page 06 Advance screen by biancr ' < Just now it was inconvenient for you to tell me directly at the company. From now on, your children will be called Jia Jiao> < In fact, I really have a domestic sweetheart, her mother-in-law Customer service mm, you are a crow mouth * @ @ 00 ゝ o. o o A heartwarming joke that just happened by touchmyself Part 2 Joke Tell a joke about illegal electrical appliances NDH ﹐ Due to frequent fires since the beginning of winter, schools have begun to strictly inspect illegal electrical appliances ハ A teacher came to a dormitory and saw that the door was unlocked, so he pushed it open and entered. I saw a male classmate who was focusing on the game So I asked if there are any illegal electrical appliances The answer is, it’s in the drawer and you can take it yourself. : page 07 Part 2 Joke Interesting facts about expansion training... limyg0306 Last week, the company organized an expansion training and there was a project called Island Survival. I don’t know if you have played it before. Blind Island, a Mute Island, a Pearl Island. As the name suggests, the blind cover their eyes and the mute cannot speak. You can do anything on Pearl Island, everyone. ハ People on the island have their own tasks and rules. The ultimate goal is to save all the blind people. Go to Pearl Island I am from Dumb Island. I don’t know how to convey information to Pearl Island. I have a girl. I thought of an idea, turned around and gestured, meaning come and write on my back. Show them and I nodded, come on... : <Go to next page> page 08 Part 2 Joke But... everyone knows that mm's back is not as smooth as that of men. There is something called a bra. There is a belt on the face. I am anxious because I can't speak. I don't care about the severity when I write. Wow mm The bra buckle was pulled open by me... The coach probably saw from the front that it was originally tight. The tight bra suddenly collapsed.. The smile was quite happy..mm, the snake waist twisted ハ Turn around and say to me, you are quite skilled... From then on, the quiet Mute Island became boiling... Embarrassed... : page 09 Attached is the page entry screen by freshtime people people people people . . . . . . . . . . . Ω I heard about today’s expansion training. Huh, a group of WSNs are not afraid. Mute Island is crowded with people. I have changed them all to front-button ones. Part 2 Joke Spicy Life - Universal Mandarin tomatotiny The school wants to evaluate the Mandarin model school. My colleague Ronaldinho failed to pass the second grade in Mandarin. The school wants Ronaldinho to take the Mandarin test. Ronaldinho asked me to test his Mandarin proficiency before taking the exam. I asked Ronaldinho to read a passage and then asked him to say a few sentences. I found that Xiao Luo's pronunciation is actually quite accurate. I have no problem reading articles, but as long as I speak, He immediately resumed his dialect accent ハ The last question in the Mandarin test is an oral composition, which accounts for 40 points. People like Ronaldinho Situation: It’s almost impossible to pass the Mandarin exam. See Ronaldinho’s confidence. I sighed in my heart Unexpectedly, a few days later, Ronaldinho actually passed the exam and scored 90 points. Xiao Luo Ronaldinho reported the good news to me. I asked him how he passed the exam. Ronaldinho said embarrassedly: "In advance." I memorized an essay in Mandarin and then messed up a bit during the exam and passed: <Go to next page> page 10 Part 2 Joke A set of questions? How is this possible! You know, there are so many questions for oral composition, and they are all drawn on the spot. See you. I didn’t believe it. Ronaldinho asked me to give him a test. I happened to have this intention, so I found a Mandarin training material. Start testing him, My wish My wish is to raise a dog This wish ハ It has been realized. My dog’s name is Pangpang. The most impressive memory for me is that I was with my dog ​​that year go...... People I respect. I respect people who are caring. My father is He is very caring. He is very good to my dog. I have a dog named Pangpang. Childhood memories: When I was a child, the thing that impressed me most was the dog: The family once had a dog <Go to next page> page 11 Part 2 Joke My spare time My spare life is raising dogs. Me and sports My favorite sports activity is playing with dogs ハ race The inspiration given to me by a proverb: Dogs are mankind’s friends I like this motto very much. My family has a dog named Pangpang. Let’s talk about hygiene and health. I didn’t know about hygiene and health before. Relationship: Ever since I got a dog at home : page 12 Part 2 Joke About bra sljj When I saw the joke in the latest edition, I suddenly wanted to try how to relieve bra with one hand. I put my hands on my back. I realized I didn’t wear this today haha It brought back countless memories about bras. One of them was so embarrassing. I’ve never dared to tell anyone else before ハ It is said that winter is very cold in the south and there is no heating in the house. I take off my clothes during nap time. Bras are so tiring. Legend has it that wearing a bra while sleeping is bad for your health. One day I was taking a nap. When everyone started talking about this again, a girl from the dormitory said, "Here, I'll tell you a way." Wear your bra outside your autumn clothes. Although... it's a lot more convenient. You don't have to take it off. Wear autumn clothes to sleep after you are naked... This is a good idea for lazy people. I don't hesitate. Yu's followed suit: Hmm, it seems like the premise is a bit long. Let’s move on. Main topic <Go to next page> page 13 Part 2 Joke The next day is the time for us to take photos of our ID cards. It’s background knowledge again. You can’t wear a turtleneck or white in your ID photo. As a result, I The white coat and turtleneck sweater I wore outside that day were completely unqualified. At the same time, Xue said next to me, "Take off your coat and change it to this one. Okay, I'll take off my turtleneck sweater." It's not up to standard either. Okay, I'll take it off again. This is a critical moment. God, I forgot. Yesterday, I wore my bra outside my autumn clothes because of my sister’s teachings. ... It’s all the fault of being too lazy. If mm hadn’t told us this the day before, okay: Solution: If I walk a little further and go to the bathroom to change clothes If... It's a pity that there are no what-ifs, embarrassment, at that moment page 14 Part 2 Joke Word Solitaire made by my second grade daughter Joecaa My second grade daughter made word solitaire, father, relatives, life, stranger, life, stranger, ハ See, see, good, great, awesome, life, stranger racket shoot people life strangers life strangers Snowflake Peanut Stranger Life Stranger Life : page 15 Advance screen by biancr father, relatives, life, strangers, life, strangers See, see, good, great, great person, life, stranger racket shoot people life strangers life strangers snowflake peanut .person. O person O person person Students who got the questions wrong, please help the teacher and tell your parents. Don’t let your children go to Joke version at a young age Part 2 Joke mm's foot is broken fabis mm's left foot was fractured. I took her to Mr. Kong to take a X-ray first. The little toe of her left foot was broken. I heard that she was seeing an orthopedic surgeon in Jishuitan. It was better, so I went to check it out the next day. The doctor said that I just need to rest and recuperate. In the hospital The crutches are relatively expensive. I will settle my sister down first and then go to the shop at the entrance of the hospital to buy a crutch alone. ハ Sister-in-law, how much does this kidnapping cost? 70. Oh, how much does it cost for a crutch? My friend only has a broken left foot. Sister-in-law said : <Go to next page> page 16 Part 2 Joke ﹐ That’s right. If you break both feet, you don’t need to buy a crutch. ハ I was stunned for at least 10 seconds, then I spent 70 yuan to buy a pair and took them away. : page 17 Part 2 Joke I'd better find a chicken, forget it ziniu My senior brother and I were watching a tall PPMM in school. As I looked at him, I couldn’t help but sigh. He really stood out from the crowd. ﹐ Then I test the single senior brother to see if he is interested. ハ The senior brother smiled bitterly and said, I'd better find a chicken. Everyone was speechless : page 18 Part 2 Joke Color War Part 2 ByBYoung one more day At night, I was lying on the bed and dozing off while waiting for my lp to finish taking a shower. lp came out and struck a pose under the ambiguous bedside light. Look, am I beautiful? ハ I left my glasses in the living room, so I just looked at this beauty in the dim light, and my heart in ecstasy Could it be that you bought the brown version of Taobao Link just to please me? Suppressing the urge to kiss Fangze, I salivated and answered. Dear, you look really tanned when you wear brown... Don’t want to cause anger: What? I'm not wearing anything at all. The moonlight was like water that night and the sofa was so narrow TT page 19 Advance screen by biancr I'll give you another chance tonight. Go to bed and add a pillow tonight. Do you think I'm beautiful? The sofa should be better for sleeping. * @ @ 00 00 o o o Advance screen by Dio . Who pity sleeps alone on the sofa . Thin quilt, short pillow, no chaff Looking up, the moonlight outside the window is cool . . " ヽ 00 Bright skin under bedside lamp The outer skin of the mandarin duck quilt is like frost Just wear seductive clothes Part 2 Joke What are the favorite words that men and women shout during different stages of joking? slowboywyf 0 1 month Woman, haha, so funny Man, haha, that’s so funny. 2 6 months ハ Woman, haha, so funny man tooooooooooooooooooold 7 months 1 year Woman, haha, so funny Man, it’s time for the protagonist’s son in this joke to go to college. 1 year 2 years : Woman, haha, so funny man tooooooooooooold zt I want to enter xhw, no one cares <Go to next page> page 20 Part 2 Joke 2 years 3 years Woman, haha, so funny man 3 years 4 years Woman, haha, so funny ハ Man X 5 7 12 4 31 4 years 5 years Woman, haha, so funny Man, haha, it’s so funny, he was chopped into xhw Conclusion: Women’s laughter is unique and men’s laughter is weird: page 21 Part 2 Joke Tell some jokes around you imyongyi I see someone who wants to hear a joke. Let me give you a few taps. 1 I like to read the magazine Mina. In one issue, it published several matching pictures named Mi. I read Najiro when I was watching it. The girl who lived with me was surprised and confused ハ Ask me, don’t they all talk about the nano era? Why has it become the Mina era? Haha, I laughed. one night 2 Our salary details are on a separate web page of the company and have not been printed. When I checked for the first time, I asked my colleague next to me for the website address and checked the total number, and then I saw a lot of Many small subjects are 0, such as subsidies, monthly bonuses, and more than a dozen items: It was 0, so I couldn’t help but say, there are so many 0’s. As a result, everyone came over to see how much you posted this month. Not a huge sum of money, so much 0 <Go to next page> page 22 Part 2 Joke 3 My cousin’s child is 2 years old and can’t speak yet. He can only make simple sounds and is not mute. Once my mother and I went to her house. When I saw her, I asked Yueyue, where is your mother? As a result, the child made gestures for a while, first making backpack movements, then shaking his head, sighing and waving his hands. At the end, I laughed twice. My mother and I were very confused. Her grandma started to explain. At the same time, Yue Yue cooperated with what she just did. Yue Yue means Mommy goes to work, Auntie. I don’t even know this. It’s so funny. I’m sweating. : page 23 Part 2 Joke Liaozhai classical Chinese version Re: My little girl now wang2xc A wolf's rice comes back. The meat in the bowl is gone. Only the bones are left. He is sent to the closing place. He lifts the curtain and goes out. On the way, the two women walk a long way. The wolf's body shook and he cast lustful eyes. One woman knocked against the curtain to stop, but the other still followed. ハ The second daughter cried out in pain, "It's very hard." The first daughter stopped and said, "You really like hardness. If you can't get tired of it, you must." Pain and pleasure The woman was so lustful that she immediately twisted into a ball Yishi said: How many jokes does little girl have to make her smile? page 24 Part 2 Joke Re: Just now at the entrance of the Thermal Energy Department, a girl from a foreign school rushed over to me and said l0010l The frog man is holding the cart and is about to move on Suddenly I heard the sound of mm finding my way, May I ask where the electronics department is? Hazy distant point to Zhongguancun Aunt Sixi sighed Constantly in heat energy, incapable of heat Now there is no camera: mm Even if there are millions of things that are good How does the bright moon shine on the ditch? page 25 Part 3 Little Dark Room Memories from childhood 3P GGxMM A family of three moved in next door. I don’t talk much to my neighbors ハ The little girl with the pink bow Chubby, very cute, very cute Sometimes I go out to play in a melancholy way We couldn't quite understand what was being said. So I can’t even play with one piece. : <Go to next page> page 26 Part 3 Little Dark Room ﹐ I feel sorry for her ハ Because almost every morning I woke up to her crying My parents said angrily How can there be such a parent? Beating children every day : <Go to next page> page 27 Part 3 Little Dark Room Finally one day Another neighbor couldn't stand it. I went to the police station and invited the police uncle ハ The uncle and aunt opened the door with a happy face. The police uncle asked why the child kept crying The aunt said no Just as I said this, the little girl's cry started again. The policeman got angry and said, aren't you crying again? Auntie was also angry. She was practicing singing bel canto: page 28 production staff Editor of this issue, ハ Joke:yoo MMJoke:ygs black room : yutourr Wall Painting: Kieslowski : See you in 2009 page 29