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For pornographic jokes that appear repeatedly within a period of time, the police can issue a warning without warning the person who sent the message. Detention and punishment at any time Welcome to the Approaching Science Edition Why can't you understand what's in the print? It doesn't matter, the answer lies below 16 last night’s real joke by wuggy Yesterday before get off work, I browsed a friend's blog. I haven't heard from this friend for a long time. I recently learned about his blog from his msn I browsed the blog and found out that he bought a house and got married this year, so I left a few words casually. I used my real name, but the message was still obscene. I was lying in bed reading a book at night when I suddenly received a call from him because he hadn’t contacted me for a long time. I was surprised why he called me. What was even more puzzling was that he had to let me Tell me your name, so I did. then There was a shout from the other end of the phone: Wife, did you hear it? This is a man. Note: I am a man and my name is relatively unisex. 17 I was so embarrassed this morning by bar1ey Our boss, who is a returnee from overseas, speaks with a bit of e-text. I had a meeting last week and was told to arrive on time at 8:30 this Monday, wearing dirty clothes. I thought I had to move things again, so I wore a work jacket that I hadn’t washed in 5 years. nnd I was squeezed into the bus when I arrived. The mm next to me is disgusting When we got to the office, everyone was wearing suits. You also make fun of people, this is not the way to ruin clothes. Shit, after a while a bunch of old men came and pointed, our boss nodded and bowed behind him, and looked at him by the way. Killed me a hundred times, a hundred times Embarrassing...it turned out to be a well-dressed one I'll wait for my walk in the afternoon... 18 Half asleep and half awake by coolgrass Last night I dreamed about a colleague, mm, who has a very good relationship with me. My wife used to live in her place. I dreamed that she was beaten by her husband. She was so bruised that she ran to my house crying and said she was staying for a few days. I applied medicine to her there. Looking at her beautiful skin, which was scarred and bruised from beatings, I felt... I felt really bad, and I cursed in my heart, "What the hell kind of man are you? This move is too dark." I told her to sleep with my wife and I would sleep with my mother. Then I woke up in the middle of the night and found my wife next to me, so I asked her where xx was. She almost whipped me in the middle of the night. I couldn't tell the difference between my dream and reality. 19 Whichever one is the ugliest is me... stoney There is a sister in the office who is a sales admin... I often have phone calls with dealers, transportation departments, and I heard her say this on the phone today. Ah, you are coming over today. We have called each other so many times and we haven’t seen each other. Then come over here. It's me. Oh, I'm so shabby. Hehe, he smiled shyly. Whichever one is the ugliest is mine... smile modestly After hanging up the phone, I asked Sister X, why are you so modest? She said that modesty is a virtue. I can't always say I'm the most beautiful, right? After a while, people came There were six or seven women in the office at that time. But the man went straight to her and walked over and said, "Just do it." It's so and so... Everyone was sweating profusely... 20 Malatang by Poissrnd In Taoliyuan, several people were waiting for the Malatang to come out. A girl said to the master, "Master, you can give me a lot." Would you like to add some chili oil? The chef didn't reply. He poured 3 more spoons of chili oil into a plate. That one. The girl said again, "Master, I want to order more chili oil," so the master added 3 more spoons and put the plate on When we got to the window sill, the girl still refused to leave. Then she said, "Master, I want to order more chili oil, Master." Fu was confused and said, I added a lot for you. The girl shook her head and pointed to the other plate and said, That one. It's mine. At this time, a buddy squeezed in from behind and took away the spicy dish with 6 more spoons of chili oil. I don’t know if he will be able to do it next time. twenty one My poor LCD monitor by wababajin My wife has been complaining about her laptop for a long time. No wonder, after using it for more than 4 years, the keyboard is no longer working and the screen is damaged. My son sat down with a red line that was several centimeters long. I was so cruel that I bought a DELL desktop computer last Monday. The new machine is really comfortable to play games on. Today she started playing games happily again. After playing, she shut down the machine and said "pop". She quickly placed the 22-inch LCD monitor on the table and treated it as a laptop again. Poor my monitor! twenty two The other side of adidas by pangshuaige I remember a classmate bought an Adidas training vest. Orange red with adidas written on the front He always thinks it's cool to wear these clothes backwards so Every day we watch him running around happily with the word sabiba on his chest twenty three Acronyms are killing me nowadays by GGxMM In the afternoon, my college classmate who was about to get married sent me a text message saying XXX Are you free on the weekend? I sincerely invite you to come to my new home and meet my wife. I was busy going to class and I quickly replied to a text message. Originally I wanted to write it like this OK I'm in class. She's back. That's great. She wants to play with you. 3Q Then quickly confirm and send but I Not only are there no punctuations, In a hurry, I changed Q to P, and 3Q became 3P. sweat My image as a lady is ruined twenty four Since the subsequent plot is even more embarrassing, I won’t talk about it today. Go to bed and have a good night. Beat that mage by ygs During a 5V5 game, there was a very powerful group. At that time, they were a standard 2345 fighting Safa, Muqi and Cavalry. Configuration. Their warrior is named "that knight", the knight is named "that shaman", and the shaman is named "that mage". The mage's name is "that priest" and the priest's name is "that warrior". Then trouble came. At that time, UT looked like this: Captain: Beat that mage! Some of the group of people were fighting mages and some were fighting shamans, it was a mess. Captain <roar>: Damn, beat that mage!!! Those who fight shamans have been replaced by those who fight mages, but those who fight mages have been replaced by those who fight shamans. Captain <angry, roaring>: Damn it! That profession belongs to the mage, not the one named the mage! Do you understand?? Everyone: Captain, we are all dead. You can watch and fight by yourself. 25 There was a lot of confusion at the dinner table *^o^* by OnTheTree I met a netizen for dinner two days ago. He asked me to do something. It was just a small favor, not enough to treat me to dinner. So the situation became a bit awkward. He didn't pay for it and I had no reason to treat him to dinner. Consume, consume, we spray each other Suddenly, I felt that spending my life like this was really a waste. It would be better to go home and spend time with my wife, so I came up with a plan. I changed the subject and asked: Where is the place you mentioned? Draw me a map. I am a road addict. He nodded fiercely, grabbed the napkin next to him, and prepared to draw a map. But I searched around and found that I couldn’t find the pen b So this guy turned around and yelled at the waiter, waiter, get a pen. Unfortunately, the scene was very noisy. The waiter stretched his neck and listened carefully. Next page 26 There was a lot of confusion at the dinner table *^o^* by OnTheTree Continued from previous page Then this guy raised his right hand and made a gesture of writing with a pen in the air and echoed "pen pen" As expected, the waiter had an epiphany and shouted to the cashier: Table 19 pays. 27 Jokes encountered while traveling in Thailand by lixh After arriving in Thailand, the tour guide taught everyone some commonly used Thai words. For example, a certain eldest brother is called P. The tour guide’s surname is Luo. Let’s call him P Luo. In the hotel room at night, I suddenly remembered that I needed to find a tour guide. I didn’t know which room the tour guide was staying in. Think about it. There are a lot of people in our group. The receptionist should know. We spent a long time talking to the receptionist in our half-hearted English. He said he was looking for P Luo, but the person behind the reception desk didn’t understand what he was saying, so the call was disconnected. After a while, someone knocked on the door. I thought it was a tour guide. When I opened the door, the waiter gave me a hug. Pillow pillow was delivered 28 I also said it was cold by docbean I bought a new bicycle and I take good care of it for fear of getting bumped. There was a strong wind a few days ago. When I parked the car, I probably put the car down for fear that the wind would blow it over and damage it. When I got out of class, I saw that the car had backed up in the other direction and was knocked upside down. Could any kind person help me? Helped me up 29 Here’s a good old warm erotic joke by Rumba It is said that many, many years ago, there was a Qingdong restaurant opposite the store in Building 8 of your school. Of course now None of the children here know about it anymore Qingdong Restaurant is most famous for its fried chicken wings, which are delicious, tasty and cheap. At that time, I was still an innocent Xiaoshuo. One day, a classmate and I were eating fried chicken wings in Qingdong. It was raining heavily. I was eating chicken wings and enjoying the rainy scene outside. At this time, a man and woman dressed as a couple were running towards Qingdong holding an umbrella. The woman was in a hurry. He hurried into the restaurant. The man was still outside quietly closing his umbrella. The woman looked back. Said coquettishly I'm already wet. Come in quickly. Since then, whenever it rains again in Qingdong, we will always think of her 30 Size S by magnificent Once when Big S and Little S were shopping, they suddenly heard someone calling their names. Xidi Xidi Xiyuan Xiyuan When I responded, I turned around and saw only a vendor setting up a stall. The sign read Various CDs 11 yuan per piece Sorry, it's cold 31 The person inside takes a breath by EricYangH Time: around 8 a.m. Location Shangdi Metro It’s so crowded that many people can’t get on the bus. At this time, the aunt in the yellow coat shouted loudly and squeezed again, and the people inside took a breath. 32 Last night’s joke 0.01x by golia By the way, last night my wife and I were cuddled up in bed watching TV. My wife looked down at me and said When I see you, I think of a person from the Han Dynasty I asked who it was Wife Ma Yuan I thought about it hard and said, "You're right? It seems to be the person who was shrouded in horse leather." Wife, yes, but he is still a general. Do you know what kind of general he is? So I was embarrassed 33 Recommended by xiaoheiwu Tell me about visiting the small commodity market when you first went to the United Arab Emirates by coolgrass When I was in the UAE, I worked in a small fishing village on the Saudi border, 350 kilometers away from Abu Dhabi. A small fishing village. There are only a few people here. To purchase goods, you have to go to Abu Dhabi, 350 kilometers away. I heard about Sila town the other day. There is a large supermarket just built. It sells all kinds of small Arabic products. I thought to myself, it was just built. It's a big supermarket. Well, it's worth a visit. When I got there, I saw that there was a greenhouse, just like our domestic farmers. Just like a trade market, there are a lot of carpets and pots and pans outside the door. They are all placed there. When you come in, take a look. It suddenly dawned on me that there were small commodities everywhere. It was as if I had entered the foreign goods market in Tianjin. There was everything. There were all kinds of colors. Clothes, various accessories, hairpins, earrings, scarves, toys, etc. I think it’s really easy to catch up. Let’s buy some things from Rab’s collection to give as gifts to my friends when I return home. So I started to choose. I picked up a bracelet and it felt good. I looked through the brands and saw the little swallow jewelry. I was dizzy. Put it down. While shopping some more, I saw a gauze scarf, which had local ethnic characteristics. I took it off, looked at it for a long time, and discussed it. After haggling for a long time, I was about to pay when I suddenly realized that Made in China is crazy. Hurry up. Throw it down and continue shopping. There are some clothes that are good and feel good. Open them and see if they are right. It's made in china. It's not written. Well, it shouldn't be. Let's try it on and look in the mirror. Yeah, not bad. Suddenly I saw a sign in the mirror that said "Certificate of Qualification". I fainted. Take it off quickly and run away 34 Hey, it’s really difficult to buy non-Chinese products in Arabia. xiaoheiwu serial reading recommendation by yutourr Popular serials in Little Black Room. Now I recommend one article. If you want to read it, you have to fight for the chance. Those Things in the Black Room Author My1999 Dou Dou, a billionaire, and Xiao Wu, a well-born man, are about to get married, but they travel to the chaotic Black House Town. What kind of adventure will greet them? Xinghe, Sister Zhen, Fei Wu, Big Boobs, Bi Yingjiu, Bian Chaoren, and hundreds of named jokers. All on stage Dou Dou's extraordinary talent and Xiao Wu's stunning appearance are either jealous or coveted. They will influence the situation. Will the fate of the Black Room disrupt the situation in the Black Room? Who are the four great beauties of Zhu Yaoma Pei? Who will bring beauty to ruin? Who will bring disaster to the sky? Who is a human, who is a ghost, whose true love with whom moved God, who has a bad fate with whom, the fate of heaven cannot be tolerated. Who is the villain Dezhi of Black House Town? Who is the return of the king of Black House Town? Who is playing tricks in front of the stage, who is giving advice behind the scenes, and whose conflict with whom triggered the chaos in Black House Town? Peak showdown 35 xiaoheiwu serial reading recommendation by yutourr Novel: Things in the Black Room, a collection of erotica, abnormal love, ethics, violence, martial arts, intrigue, and comedy It combines thriller, fantasy, suspense and other elements into one absolutely original and dedicated product. 36 Just finished reading the November issue. Remember to vote for the original joke. MMJoke recommended by iseva Joke⑤彩jin版 by biancr etc. Joke original selection by mmzt xiaoheiwu recommended by yutourr monthly art by crowyue