, The distant land of mud, , A nuclear leak accident, It also affected Shuimujiaoke, , ノ ﹨ I can't afford to be hurt. I'm everywhere. I care about each other without salt. Ah, there is nothing but a thousand lines of tears , So awesome Ah, you are so young in children's shoes. Under the influence of nuclear radiation What's wrong with times? Mizuki Jiaoke Syndrome appears frequently. ﹨ ; ! Under nuclear radiation The March issue of Syndrome Frequency < , , ; ; ! 01 ﹨ ﹨ 丿 ㄟ ⅰ Roaring Syndrome ﹨ ー ﹨ Representative figure leader symptoms we are I can't afford to be hurt. Yes. do not have ﹨ 02 1. You can’t afford to hurt people who learn French. topgenius I took a French course two years ago ⅰ Roaring Syndrome So we embarked on the road of no return. Who told me that French is the most oily language in the world? Nima, what French language from outer space did you hear? It's the same as spitting. Is it true? Who will tell me that French is the most oily language in the world? I will kill you with my thick phlegm. The number of French people is really great. 76 Don’t read seventy-six Say sixty plus sixteen 96 Don’t read ninety-six Say four twenty plus sixteen The French are extremely good at math. Is it true? I don’t need a calculator to do the addition and subtraction within one hundred. I just read it out directly. Is there any? 03 Read the phone number two by two. How to pronounce 176988472 Don’t think about waist seven six nine eight eight four seven two ah Say one hundred plus sixty plus sixteen. Four twenty plus eighteen. Four more twenty plus. ⅰ Roaring Syndrome Four Sixty plus twelve Are you still asking for the girl’s phone number? I’ve finished watching one episode of Calabash after calling me. Is there any? All nouns are divided into male and female. The beard is female The hair is male The keys and locks are both female. The French are so lively when they open the door. Is there any? I can never sleep in bed again. Because the bed is for men Chiguoguo's stirring base ah Remember the gender of all words Because the articles for men and women are different. 04 The adjectives are also different. All kinds of different, different Each verb has six conjugations per tense. Ah ⅰ Roaring Syndrome There are a total of 23 tenses in French. I have to carry it all I have an exam to take, is there any? I haven’t studied for the whole exam. It’s irregular. What a scam Think I am Google Translate There are lots of prepositions, are there any? You can't afford to get hurt just by showing the direction. The ones used for arrival and departure are different. Cities and countries use different ones. Men's countries and women's countries use different ones. Other countries use them differently. Mainland Chinese men and women use different ones. Other states use different methods for male states and female states. Words that start with vowels and words that start with non-vowels all use different words. 05 There are also various islands, provinces, and regions that are all different. There are also a dazzling array of personal pronouns. There are six kinds of subjects. Are there any? ⅰ Roaring Syndrome. Are there six types of direct objects? There are six types of indirect objects. Are there any? There are six types of objects of prepositions. Are there any? There are six types of antinominal pronouns: Yes, Yes Put it into sentences in various orderings: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, yes or no, yes or no Is it possible to omit the following three thousand words? In short, the older generation who learned French spitted thick phlegm all over their mouths. Men and women had to look through the dictionary 10 times to speak a sentence. Angel Your ne hurts pas complete 06 2. You guys can’t afford to be hurt by joking! frs Labor 10 registered an account on joke ⅰ Roaring Syndrome From then on, Nimata was on the point of no return. They say joke’s zt is mm As a result, mm all look like zt, okay, okay, okay? They say jokers are divided into aunties Why is there no me, no me, no me? One or two hundred jokes a month tell remove more than half of it Too cold accounts for a small part. Is there any? Is there any? It’s hard to find a good joke, right? Learned to talk it out and make fun of mm The result is all cryptic, x and e After I finish speaking, there will be nothing more. 07 Is it possible that he is still regarded as a gangster? In the previous life, every joker was an angel who stayed up late watching jokes even though his wings were broken. You can't afford to be hurt, you can't afford to be hurt. ⅱ Sales Promotion Syndrome Fainting Line 3. Today my GF asked me why I am not as good as when I chased her before. Boys say to girls, I am the best and I promise to make you happy. Come with me. This is sales. The boy said to the girl, my dad has three houses, be good to me and they will all be yours from now on. This is a promotion. Boys don't express anything to girls at all, but girls are already fascinated by the boy's temperament and demeanor. This is marketing The girl doesn’t know the boy, but all her friends praise the boy. This is the brand. O000O2 The boy picked up all the girl's best friends. This is a pyramid scheme. crowyue I have an identical twin brother. It’s buy one, get one free. The second-generation generation of handsome and talented officials born in the 1990s on the villa and yacht are looking for the irritable, vicious, slutty, punk, dwarf and peaceful women born in the 1960s. This is a jump sale hedge 08 4. There is no salt in caring for each other, only a thousand lines of tears It is said that Su Dongpo and his wife, who are both descendants of the salt wasteland, did not grab the salt. Finally, I wrote with emotion: There is no salt in caring for each other, only a thousand lines of tears famous sentence. captainclaw ⅲ Take care of salt-free syndrome An Neng's humiliation to serve the powerful makes me unhappy!! Victim representative Wuyanmei bingchen Going up to the west building alone without salt, the moon is like a hook. YThunder First Lian Japanese wait for iodized salt amid nuclear radiation Second line: Chinese people grab iodized salt to wait for nuclear radiation ' 'Hengbiao no salt to deal with : , First line: Japan is a nuclear nation ; Second line: China is a descendant of the salt shortage 'Hengpi means iodine font The salt I grabbed is more than the rice you've eaten Gemini23 09 It is said that there is a new way to chase girls now. Buy a bag of salt and get it from her. As you walk by, pretend to drop the salt on the ground. Then she will say, "Your salt." Then you turned around and smiled and said, "No, it's your salt." shichina ⅲ Take care of salt-free syndrome Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan salt test pseudosalt Yan salt-aversion semifinal Uncle, where is Qianlie County? Aunt asked the uncle on the roadside. Why are you asking this? Uncle is shocked. Let me tell you. Don't tell others nonsense. The old man next door said that Qianlie County issued salt. I’m going to check it out @lufeywt Darrell1203 10 Representative figures Tang Bohu and Brother Tuberculosis Typical symptoms: What's wrong with you? Awesome Xiaoqiang. Xiaoqiang, you can't die. ⅳ Awesome Syndrome Oh, Xiaoqiang, what are you doing? Xiaoqiang My Xiaoqiang is all dead . It’s not better than you. ﹨ 亻 '﹨ . ト ﹨ sell oneself ' Selling oneself to bury Xiaoqiang > < ;﹨ ﹨ > Bury the whole family, ; ' ' Λ Xiaoqiang's close-up view 11 5. Also tell some cool things about people around you. naway Taking my girlfriend to ride a bike on campus ⅳ Awesome syndrome. There is an aunt behind who practices driving. The oil-liquid coordination is obviously still in its infancy. The front bumper touches the bike from behind The bike stumbled but didn't fall over. I was about to turn around and complain. Suddenly, he accelerated quickly and knocked the cyclist to the ground. Dude, ruptured Achilles tendon The aunt suddenly braked and used the accelerator. And this aunt is my buddy teacher. 6. If you follow the trend, just follow the trend. dyute When I was a kid, I liked to run around with bare feet. Once, I ran in front of a damp staircase. There were three steps. I started running very far away. I jumped up and prepared to slide down to the ground. As a result, I stepped on something soft when I landed. Then a sharp pain 12 I stepped on a snake Hurry and run to the hospital. The hospital is probably about 1km away from the incident site. When we got to the hospital, the doctor said that the fact that you are here means it is not a venomous snake and you will die. ⅳ Awesome syndrome now I can still remember the feeling that day Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years. This saying is true. 7. Tragic freshman year Dumbledore When I first arrived at Tsinghua University, I was still unfamiliar with the road. One night, I rode a bicycle from Ximen to the dormitory. In order to take a shortcut, I turned onto the stone road in front of the Gongzi Hall. I felt a little regretful as soon as I entered. The road was extremely bumpy and there were no street lights. I have to try my best to imagine the car as an off-road vehicle with human body damping 13 Using the moonlight to identify the path, humming a little tune feels quite beautiful. Sudden The color of the road ahead has changed ⅳ Awesome Syndrome In the middle of the blue stone road, three meters in front of you A pile of black stuff Cover all the roads Before I could react, the car rushed in with lightning speed. Then it solidified That's a big pile of mud Just dug it out from the bottom of the nearby lake. When I got back to the dormitory, it smelled terrible. Even though it’s past the lights-out point, it’s still inevitable to attract other people’s attention. 14 8. After seeing something awesome, I felt muyangzhu When I was a kid, my grandma lived in a bungalow with a single courtyard. ⅳ Awesome Syndrome For me when I was young, that yard was big enough and could be considered my childhood home. One of the paradise Once I was racing in the yard with my neighbor's children from the east courtyard wall to the west courtyard wall. I've been a fast runner since I was little, and I've been a good athlete ever since, leaving the kids far behind. I turned around and wanted to know how far apart we are. While looking at the pride in my heart, I still push forward with all my strength. Then I shook my head proudly in the spring breeze and straightened my head. Bang, my head hit the wall of the west courtyard My running speed plus the speed of shaking my head made me cry bitterly on the spot I have a big bruise on my head. I haven’t been down for a long time. 15 9. I will make up one too planning Let’s talk about the impact first ⅳ Awesome Syndrome When I was a child, I lived on the edge of the park. The children in the compound often climbed over the fence. wall to the park Otherwise, because the city center is on the other side, you have to go around in a big circle when you go out. The wall is about 2 to 2.5 meters high. Generally speaking, there are not many places to climb up. I often climb up in one place and have to walk more than ten meters on top of a ten centimeter wide wall. You can climb down to another place The first time I walked well on my own, the second time I fell off the wall. The next day was the sports meet, and I went to compete with a red forehead. Have photos as evidence The point is, I was three years old and in the small kindergarten class I still don’t know how I climbed the two-meter-high wall in the first place. Let’s talk about electric shock Before elementary school, I always wondered what turned on the TV. 16 After observation, both electrodes of the plug need to be inserted into the jack. So my understanding is to use one wire to bring the electricity in and another wire to take it out. So if I directly plug the two ends of a wire into the two poles, no Did it directly contribute to the current? ⅳ Awesome Syndrome I am a practitioner. Thank you for the invention of the fuse. I only have it on my index finger. There's a blister on the inside In addition, he used a wet aluminum pipe to touch the socket in the bathroom. I know what it's like to be a conductor 17 10. I also talk about what happened when I was a child. googlehk When I was a kid, my neighbor was building a house. I played with it and it slipped and fell. ⅳ Nostalgia Syndrome When my foot hurt, I endured the pain and said it didn’t hurt, but the kid next to me said it was bleeding. I burst into tears when I saw my toenail fell off. Fortunately, it was with It’s different from the brothers above. My toenails have completely grown back and there’s no sign of any injuries. 11. When is the earliest thing you can remember? htK When I was three or four years old, my twin brother and I went to play on the street. I entered a department store and my brother was at the door. Peeing outside An aunt came in from outside the door, looked at me strangely, walked out of the door, and then came in again, right. I said you and the person outside the door are twins I burst out laughing and dislocated my jaw. This is the earliest thing I can remember 18 12. There was no danger when I was a child dadou The one time I have an impression is that children in the Northeast may wear one that is connected with a rope. ⅳ Nostalgia Syndrome Cotton Gloves Once on the roof I threw an ice truck down. My mother was watching from below. As soon as I took off my hand, I lost consciousness. When I woke up, I was lying on the kang. Mom said that the ice cart had a glove rope hanging on it and brought me down. I was originally going down with my head upside down. But there is a rope to dry clothes in front of my house, which helped me adjust my posture and cushion it a bit. But he still hit the ground face first The most unforgettable time was when my mother was working outside. I had just learned to walk and walked out on the road. There was a farm cow nearby. It got violent and kicked and picked me like a ball. My mother didn't dare to step forward for a while. I was rescued only after calling the cowherd. If the cow stepped on me, I would be like a persimmon. Another time, I have no recollection at all. The second uncle’s house was demolished and everyone was emptied out. I didn’t even notice. I slipped in and the house collapsed. When people came in and saw me, I stood motionless in the inverted window... 19 13.After sprained foot oldbug In fact, the heels I wore that day were not too high, and I was walking on a flat road. ⅴ Original Syndrome However, hll’s ankle sprained. When I tried to continue walking forward calmly, my back Then came the laughter of two men. Look, the woman who lost her footing #duanzi 14. Received the ferry ticket abh Today the phone rang. A sweet female voice said hello sir. You have issued a boat ticket to you. Please pay attention to check Brother was confused at that time. God, I have never won a lottery ticket since I was a child. God's eyes are open I'm thinking about telling me how to get to Qiu Ming Valley next. Just listen to what she said next Please go to the court to handle relevant procedures according to the content of the summons. If you have any questions, please call xxxxxxx 20 15. When I saw a joke in the magazine, it reminded me of someone I met Silmarillion Once on the subway, I saw an old lady being enthusiastically attracted by someone as soon as she got on the train. ⅴ Original syndrome Passenger gives up his seat The old lady refused again and again and sat down helplessly. After one stop, the old lady couldn't sit still anymore. She stood up and took out a dozen maps of Beijing from her bag... 16. Funny things about my GG christyliu I was in a bad relationship for a while, so I went to the Eight Great Halls to have my fortune told. When I wanted to make a wish, the elder gave me a red string. My wife told me whoever I like, I would tie this rope around his waist and keep it for a few days before we can get married. When I came back and thought about it, I didn't particularly like it, so I just put the rope in the drawer. A few days later, GG came to visit and saw the rope. I told him what it meant and he listened. It was so funny that he tied it around his waist. I panicked and asked him what he wanted to do. 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Then my mother said quietly next to me: I don’t like children either, but I still gave birth to one and gave her After I was raised, LG gave me a very sympathetic look. It was so cold. 18. Be cautious when reading books 2 stulip The background knowledge of this tragedy is this: I accidentally went to a futures company for an interview last month After BLABLA talked for a while, the interviewer said that there are regulations now, but the futures practitioner qualification examination is If you are not able to join as a formal employee, registration will begin soon. If you are interested, Just hurry up and get ready So I signed up quickly at the beginning of the month and quickly found a nearby store on Taobao to buy the designated product. Books: Since all the exams I took in the past were bought on Taobao, I didn’t have them. twenty three What's the problem? So I took it lightly. So this Taobao store sent me the wrong book, and I didn’t send it either. Now, because that book also indicates the futures practitioner qualification examination book ⅶ Little Dark Room Syndrome is also two different books. The exam announcement also said they are two books. So I have no doubt that he is there. After taking the book, I started studying hard. But, this book is not actually about the basics of futures. It is called futures investment analysis, and it is full of information. A lot of calculus, probability theory, statistics It's a pity that I am a pure liberal arts student studying law. After being tortured like this for a month, I finally After reading the book, I started looking for questions to practice my skills. Suddenly, I sadly discovered that I, I, I, I It turns out I read the wrong book I feel that if this company knew the reason why I failed the exam, they would immediately decide not to recruit me. Use an unreliable person like me twenty four Shoot you \ Get real out , Mao Mei sick quilt Is the core spoke ; ; , , castellio If any beautiful or handsome man has the above symptoms, please send your photo to the following people for examination as soon as possible. mmjoke editor ap9 black room editor cu0 joke editor biancr paint wall percyshelley 25