Sender: Jobs Jobs, message area: Joke Title: August issue in the sea Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Sep 11 00:17:07 2011 , within the station This is a whale This is a whale pig 00 This is a monthly magazine This is a lazy quilt Beaten Wall Painter 3 Sometimes winning the lottery is not a good thingZZ...Laysia Someone enters the college entrance examination room and takes a question. He needs to write the word "favor" but he can't write the word "hui". He thinks about it. No result I was pleasantly surprised when I brought a bottle of drink into the exam room during the exam. The bottle cap had the words "Thank you for your patronage" on it. This benefit is applicable to Favor is the same word. Secretly happy. Pretend to drink water and unscrew the bottle cap. Dizzy, I saw clearly printed on the inside of the lid, "One More Bottle" The neighbor is a 90-year-old man...cuco My neighbor is a 90-year-old man. He rides his bicycle to the nursing home on the beach every day. I happened to meet him when I went out that day. I fuck him and ask you where you ride your bike every day. Is there anything fun? He pushes his bike. The car answered: There are many young and single women in their 70s and 80s. Like The real acquisition process is like this...orz@PocketLife Google CEO Larry Page is sitting in his office chair, eating chocolate beans and having a video conference with his subordinates. The company is short of mobile phones. Buy a Motorola. After 15 minutes, someone said on the other end of the video. If Motorola bought it, Larry asked, what model is it? No. Model ztMy wife asked me...fly188 My daughter-in-law asked me, assuming you had a harem, which dynasty system would you use? All count as level 1. The experience points are calculated based on the number of lucks. If you are lucky N times, you can upgrade or change your job to a female Taoist official. Know the expert. Skilled people can also exchange skill points and props. After having sex, my wife said, if you use this kind of palace system, you will be miserable. Those concubines will call affectionately in the Forbidden City every night. Sisters, form a team to go to the Hall of Cultivation of Heart tonight. Brush the emperor Free drinks ...weizhuangzhe The drinks on the handheld machine are free, but the cups are too small. Even if you add them repeatedly, they often won’t be enough after several rounds. It’s enough to drink, so I sometimes bring an empty KFC large Coke cup on board the plane and take it out when drinks are served. He came out and said to the flight attendant seriously, "Orange juice, thank you." Sometimes I get not only orange juice, but also a little more attention from the stewardess. The above is the background One day, a buddy called me from the airport and excitedly informed me that he was about to make his first flight. One time I was on a plane and saw him so jittery, so I decided to take his pleasure to the next level. Cup told him his glorious deeds. After hearing this, he immediately said that since it is advanced experience, he must borrow it. I checked it out and bought a large Coke on the spot. He was probably too impatient. After boarding the plane, he held a big empty cup without waiting for the crew to provide him with a drink. I ran to the food preparation area to find the stewardess. The stewardess had seen the world, so she gave it to him first without saying anything. A very professional smile. This smile made this guy's heart and blood surge with laughter. He immediately put the cup away. I handed it to the flight attendant and suppressed the turmoil in my heart and said, thank you. The flight attendant didn't change her expression and her heart didn't beat. She just threw the empty cup into the trash can and replied to him. You're welcome < < I met Teacher Cang in class...as95812 The teacher used a projector to teach us and the Internet was connected to Thunder. When we were getting into the lecture, the screen suddenly popped up. A dialog box will pop up. Sora Aoi 763M has been downloaded. Do you want to open it? At this time, the students in the audience Shouting in unison, open, open, open, open, open Leadership physical examination...nightwizard The unit organized a physical examination. The nurse said that the leader's heart rate had been abnormal, so she asked the chief physician to reexamine. After the reexamination, the chief physician Ren said to the nurse kindly: From now on, fastening the buttons on the chest can improve work efficiency. > joke...VampireJax There is a factory opposite the unit, and there is a slogan on the door: The company depends on me to survive, and I rely on the company to develop. Yesterday there was a strong wind, and a few words were blown off the slogan in the morning. Looking at the slogan again, it became The company depends on me to survive. I depend on it. What just happened...jngw I received a task yesterday. A certain colleague, Wu**, had a problem. The leader asked me to fix it. Then I made a PPT report to the boss today. I was very annoyed at the time and created a new folder called Wiping Wu**’s butt. Then I put the relevant files in it and then the work was done. I forgot to change the folder name. The PPT presentation at the meeting just now opened this folder gorgeously. Wu**’s face turned green at that time, and the leader sprayed it. Why do I feel like my son is a profiteer...wxzero@无名Space My son is over one year old. Apart from being able to call mom, he can only yell. Today I found out that he can still do it if he can’t speak. Expressing his wishes so clearly I just went to pick up my son from the nursery. The teachers were all chatting in the corner. At the same time, they were watching a few guys themselves. In order to prevent them from making noise, the teacher probably gave everyone a lollipop while they were playing. The little ones were all on the carpet. Play with those big, interconnected plastic tubes that kids can crawl around in. I didn't go in. I hid at the door and saw my son dragging a big stool. He was taller than others. It can be dragged. I was still wondering what he was doing. I found that he moved two stools and blocked two exits. Then he actually sat down at the third hole. When other children wanted to come out, he wouldn't let them out and kept pointing. Holding the candy in other people's hands, yes, yes, yes. Finally, the first child probably couldn't stand it in the tube. After giving the candy to my son, he actually stood up and let him come out. When the second child wanted to follow him out, he He blocked the hole with his butt again and started pointing at other people’s candies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The teachers were all laughing. I couldn't help it anymore, so I went in and took his candy and gave it to the other children. He felt so wronged. No. He kept chatting with me, which seemed to indicate that he was also relying on his brainpower to make money. I'm so dizzy. Why don't I let him come to ebiz to hang out? What should you do if you encounter the Chinese underworld...feelthesame@NewExpress Chatting with a friend who just returned from Japan, he said that the Japanese underworld is very powerful, but there are other Institutional system: Thieves also have their own ways. Chinese gangs are also very powerful there, but they are quite chaotic. They never follow the rules. Common sense plays the cards. I asked curiously, what would happen if the Japanese underworld encountered the Chinese gang? My friend hesitated a little and said, Japan’s underworld will call the police. ............................ < < zz I'm so cute...NaughtyAngel Confucius meets Lao Tzu Confucius asked: How are you recently? I said it's okay Confucius asked: How is your academic research going? I said that Chen Chenxiangyin is not clear anymore. Confucius said, I heard that you also give lectures. Lao Tzu said that by using one's faintness, one can become enlightened. [ ] [ ] When Confucius heard this, he said, "I am an expert. Every sentence is an idiom with overlapping words." So Confucius said, "I would like to drink wine and talk with you." I said, Hey, where is my cup? I want to lose weight and I was despised by the driver today...elf Tragic experience of taking a taxi today. I hailed a taxi, parked on the side of the road, opened the door and got in. I found that the door could not be closed. It turned out that Come on, when I got on the bus, the door got stuck on the curb. The driver said I was too heavy. He told me I was going west. Let's go. I'll pull you to the third ring road for free. Then you can take another car there. Mobile...NeoBLW@PocketLife In response to the further impact of Xiaomi's 1999 value-for-money mobile phones on the market, it is said that ZTE and Huawei will soon Datang, Bird and Meizu will merge and the new name will be Chinese Big Wave Girl When I was on a business trip, I encountered something that made me laugh...liarpoker I'm on a business trip in Ordos these days. Last night I went to have a barbecue with my colleagues on the street. There were two in the washbasin at the entrance of the barbecue restaurant. There was a mother and son watching the little turtle. The little boy was about 2 years old. I walked over and watched. After a while, the little boy stretched out his young hands and held my wrist, letting my fingers touch the shell of the turtle. The mother asked, "Why don't you touch it with your hands?" 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