Sender: dloot 多特, message area: Joke Title: [Monthly] December issue of Crazy Avatar Sending station: Shuimu Community Tue Jan 19 13:08:30 2010 , within the station . . ^,,^ oo, 乁 December issue of Crazy Avatar Part 1MMJoke [GIF] Learned a trick for entertainment http:www3.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 140 [GIF] Meow said I will come back. Yi spray. Do not eat anything. http:www3.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 134 [PIC] Still a little lion http:www3.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 135 [PIC] Live-action comic book http:www3.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 145 [PIC] Programming languages ​​in the eyes of programmers http: www3.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 148 ^,,^ oo, 乁 2 Part 2 Joke My colleague’s father actually uses Taobao like this. It’s so shocking. by kingduanlian The old man in his family is retired at home. He has just learned to surf the Internet and is said to be able to click. Click, click, click everywhere. Every time you enter Chinese, you have to go to war. At least three points per word. Zhong is so exaggerated He heard that nowadays you have to use Taobao to buy things, so he went to collect one himself, but he didn’t know it at all. How to pay, Wangwang customer service, etc. So I looked around and saved the good stuff in the browser. browser My colleagues use Sogou browser at home and at work. As long as they are logged in ^,,^ With the same account, personal settings and favorites can be automatically synchronized oo, So once the old man collects those things, he will be able to see them, so he will do it for his father. Login Pay Purchase items and have them shipped to your home 3 Part 2 Joke As a result, the day before yesterday, when my colleague overheard his father chatting with those old chess friends, he was actually there. I'm showing off how useful Taobao is and it's very convenient to buy things as long as I save Next, you don’t even have to pay, Taobao will send it to your home. !!! The other elderly people were extremely envious. ^,,^ oo, 乁 4 Part 2 Joke Despised by the community security guard by bhre A classmate works out of town and went back to Beijing on a business trip last weekend. His parents took him home My family has moved to a new community and there is no internet installed yet. After finishing his business, he went home and asked the security guard at the gate of the community whether the broadband installed in the community was provided by telecommunications or telecommunications. China Unicom The security guard saw that he looked dusty and had a computer bag on his back. He said, "Don't ask, just leave." Well, they are arresting you, those of Tietong, for stealing business recently. ^,,^ oo, 乁 5 Part 2 Joke Today I finally experienced the legendary feeling of being thundered by FlawZero I was registering an email just now, and my mother was watching next to me. When I entered several characters such as leipility, My mother was suddenly shocked and turned pale. She pointed at the screen with her trembling hand and said Can these words also be registered? I don't understand Yes, why can’t I register? My mother moved her hand again and pointed to a line of explanation. Isn’t it written here? I looked carefully at the line that said ^,,^ Only the following characters can be registered '0 9','a z','A Z' oo, At that moment, I felt like I was struck by lightning, and I couldn’t help but feel so guilty. Because I finally thought about why my mother’s email address is like this 6 Part 2 Joke A09z90a@leipility.com ^,,^ oo, 乁 7 Part 2 Joke Tell me a joke about the taxi ride last night by JudyFang 1 My master, what time is it? It's half past 12 o'clock I oh so early Si, then get off the car and play more with your friends [coldly] I, I mean, I'm already so tired and so sleepy, I thought it was very late. I didn't expect it. It’s only 12:30 Si, you are getting old. Young people don’t know how tired they are from playing. I was blocked by joke activity [mental activity] ^,,^ oo, 2 Master, you drove too fast and you almost caught up with the rocket. 8 Part 2 Joke Si, those who drive rockets can have my skills. They don’t want to avoid the traffic police at red lights. 3 Let me explain the background. It is not easy to take a taxi near my home. I saw two Chinese people at the door of my alley. young woman standing there shivering Master, please go back from the other side and pick up those two aunties. It’s not easy to take a taxi here. Look at the way they have been waiting for a long time Si, they are not taxi drivers but earn money. I can’t. It doesn’t look like it. Of course, Si, you can’t tell that you are of the same sex but not the same kind. mean driver ^,,^ oo, 乁 9 Part 2 Joke A joke about promoting female cadres and being reported by anonymous letters by FOXPUPU My classmates are in a public institution and they want to promote a department leader, a middle-aged attractive lesbian. Things have been promoted During the publicity stage, various departments received an anonymous letter saying that the woman and a young man's subordinates were often working together. Having sex in the office parking lot and other places The investigation team is set up and everyone goes to have coffee The first two questions: 1. Do you have any opinions on the promotion of department leaders? 2. Do you know anything about the content written in the anonymous letter before? ^,,^ The standard answers to these two questions are as follows: 1. No opinion 2. Don’t know oo, 乁 10 Part 2 Joke My classmate was ranked at the back. I have been asking this question for more than a day. Everyone has these two standard answers. Got it, just answer this Release it in three minutes It was my classmate's turn. When I walked in and saw the senior management of the unit across from me, I was trembling. Question: Do you have any opinions on the promotion of department leaders? Answer: I don’t know. Q: Do you know anything about the content written in the anonymous letter? Answer: No comment Three hours later, my classmate came back from drinking coffee with an ashen face. ^,,^ oo, 乁 11 Part 2 Joke Cup from the workplace BBS by interguner A joke from the workplace BBS Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a cup and asked me if I knew what it meant. I took it Holding the cup, my heart tightened, and I asked her in a low voice with uneasiness, "Does it mean cup?" As a result, my girlfriend gave me a crazy fuck and then told me that this means MD for life. It seems that this website is not Can grow old ^,,^ oo, 乁 12 Part 2 Joke It’s all a dream. Cup.. by stoney Saw it in the company toilet Man A and Man B are hanging out in the park A I dream every night that my monthly salary is 10,000, just like my dad B Wow, your dad’s monthly salary is 10,000 yuan. A No, he dreamed about it too ^,,^ oo, 乁 13 Part 2 Joke The strange and clever version of misleading children by FOXPUPU Reposted from a classmate’s blog My husband came back from capitalism He brought a lot of things, and I've always felt inferior to him when it comes to shopping. One of the gifts is for the 2-year-old child of the Zheng family. It's a dog-shaped English learning machine. According to the local store clerk, it's the most popular in the United States. This thing is used by children from 2 years old and above I did some research and it’s really good. This machine is divided into four modes, such as The first one is for teaching people to learn letters. The second one is for teaching people to learn words. The third one is for teaching people ^,,^ The first one is an English song. The fourth one is because my English is not good and I didn’t understand it. oo, 乁 And in order to match the puppy shape of the machine, these modes are very cute. 14 Part 2 Joke When you turn on any of them, the barking puppy sound will appear. After answering correctly, it will still sound. There is joy, bark, bark, and puppy barking to praise you. Mr. Can gave the gift to little friend Zheng’s father, Comrade Zheng. We studied together again Every time, everyone marveled at the uncanny skills of developed capitalist countries. Then the cup appeared At 9 o'clock in the morning, my husband received a call from Comrade Zheng. He felt so depressed that he couldn't even hear it through the phone. can feel My son only learned how to bark, woof, woof. Comrade Zheng’s voice almost sounded like crying. According to Comrade Zheng's description, he woke up in the morning and turned on the machine for his son. Later, whether he was learning letters or words, his son chose woof woof woof ^,,^ to respond to oo , Seeing that he had no choice, he tried to use English song mode to reverse the situation. He didn't expect it. Little Zheng danced at the beginning of the song. After the song, Little Zheng 15 Part 2 Joke The friend made a joyful sound ^,,^ oo, 乁 16 Part 2 Joke A new girl asked... by Scateu Ask me how to access the Internet I said just go to the library and connect the Internet cable. Then she asked, what is the network cable? Then I took out one and showed it to her.... ^,,^ oo, 乁 17 Part 2 Joke She said, oh, it turns out to be an RJ45 twisted pair. It turns out to be an RJ45 twisted pair. It turns out to be an RJ45 twisted pair. ^,,^ oo, 乁 18 Part 2 Joke Boyfriend says he found a job in Thailand by NewEgg My boyfriend said he found a job in Thailand and told me to work hard in China and not to follow orders. Travel to Thailand ^,,^ oo, 乁 19 Part 2 Joke Are you still a virgin by wangyuanfeng A female classmate told everyone at a dinner party last night Female: I used to have a night chat among sisters in the dormitory. Whoever loses will send a text message to a boy in the class. You are still a virgin. ? Unfortunately, I ended up being the one who texted with my back. I was so excited that I used my hands while texting. I shook my head and pressed OK again. This text message was sent to the first address in my address book, my dad. It scared me for three days. Power on ^,,^ oo, 乁 20 Part 2 Joke Copenhagen Dasmida, please follow the link by Jrz Brussels defied Author orz ^,,^ oo, 乁 twenty one Part 2 Joke Sound like nature by largebird I got acquainted with a girl from Guangzhou by chance. One time I went to her house for something, and I happened to catch the girl hugging her. Singing with guitar Petite body, big guitar, sound like the sound of nature, melodious and graceful Although I don’t understand her Cantonese songs at all, I am addicted to them When the song ends, I praise it ^,,^ It’s so nice. It’s as nice as the song sung by my idol. She’s also a girl, oo, But she only sings in Mandarin 乁 twenty two Part 2 Joke Oh, whose song is it? Let’s play it and listen to it. The girl asked very interestedly. So I took out my phone and called up the ringtone The tail of July, you are a Leo............." ........... BYW, does anyone know what kind of gift can buy a girl after this happens? Child's forgiveness ^,,^ oo, 乁 twenty three Part 2 Joke Grandpa’s classic deedszz by Anubis Let me share my grandfather’s classic deeds By the way, my grandma passed away when I was five years old. Grandpa spent the next ten years of loneliness alone. When he was in his eighties, Tired of the mortal world He reminds us every day that he doesn’t want to live anymore We have nothing to do with him. If you want to say that the old man is complaining, forget it. Unexpectedly, one day he went to a photo studio to take a photo of his body ^,,^ Even the frame is drawn oo, It was hung next to the photo of grandma’s funeral hall and she nailed the bridge position herself. It doesn’t matter what the adults say twenty four Part 2 Joke Maybe if you deceive the Lord of Hell, you will live longer. One day my brother brought his junior high school classmates to play at home He casually asked his brother who the two photos on the wall were. Brother replied, Grandpa and grandma Unexpectedly Grandpa actually walked downstairs silently at this time He walked out quietly again, presumably to go to the vegetable market. After a moment of silence, my classmate asked: Did you just see that? ^,,^ oo, 乁 25 Part 2 Joke Liar zz by Mathilda1114 I was singing karaoke tonight and the phone rang and hung up 1892848xxxx As soon as I saw it was an unfamiliar number, I responded to a text message and sent the number. A message came back in a moment 2009 11 28 22 17 33 This is a scam call. I apologize for disturbing you. Guaiguai, your quality is too high, better than the state cadres. I immediately became curious. Hurry up. Called back a phone number. After three rings, the other party answered with a Chinese accent and asked me who I was. I said you just called me and hung up after one ring. He said oh, I was trying to get money. ^,,^ I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I said it's okay. I'm a reporter from Nandu Weekly oo, The author is currently working on a special topic on telecommunications fraud and Internet pornographic information. Can I use it? I want to visit you. He hesitated for a long time and I said, I will message you later... 26 Part 2 Joke After a few minutes, I sent a message 2009 11 28 22 22 08 Hello, I am Nandu Weekly reporter xxx. I currently want to conduct an interview on the subject of telecommunications fraud. I will carefully protect your privacy. I will call you next week if it is convenient for you. After a while, the news came back 2009 11 28 22 33 23 No, there are too many scammers now. ^,,^ oo, 乁 27 Part 3 Little Dark Room Master Jiu said that I didn’t tell the truth, so he banned me until I couldn’t take care of myself by JudyFang If you're afraid, let me tell you something. Another person called me today You didn't go to the construction site today. What's your business? I haven't eaten yet. What does it have to do with me? What did you eat for lunch? It’s none of your business I have a cold. What does it have to do with me? What time do you get off work? It’s none of your business. ^,,^ I feel like a repeater oo, The colleagues around me burst out laughing. 28 December 2009 editorial team MMJoke editor yoo Jokeedited by dloot Black House recommended trek Paint the wall crowyue wall painting aotian ^,,^ Friendly reminder 1. For more exciting content, please see the joke version x 14 oo, 2. Voting after reading the monthly magazine is a virtue... 乁 4. I said the above last month...