Sender: Jobs Jobs, message area: Joke Title: A New Year's Eve issue for good luck in the Year of the Dragon Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon Feb 20 00:03:32 2012 , within the site Factory  Jiao Ke ﹤ ﹤ 卐卐卍 Post ^ ^ < > 卐卍卐 ﹥ ﹥ >﹥﹥ 丿 '丿ゝ ' < ㄟ ノ ﹥ ﹤ <0灬0>﹥ , < ⺁ v v 乀 < < 乛ヽ <大吉 卐 ﹤ ﹤ > ﹤ 卍卐 ^ ^ ﹨ ﹥ ﹥ New Year's Eve issue 卍卐﹥ > < ゝ PART I 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 MMJOKE This mother is so awesome by tesing http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 12 10 2 Inverted duck by luckydog0304 http: t.cn SqfdAg Yu Dan’s uncensored tertiary film, just endure it and it will pass by emerstar http: v.youku.com v show id XMjUyODI4NzQw.html Drying the quilt by phage http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 12 10 8 Wenger is surprised that he can’t get in here by lolocat http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 12 10 10 The scale is so big. Li Ai is a good man by ap9 卐 http: t.cn SJe1KN F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 01 PART I 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 MMJOKE Silla map by topjoker http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 12 10 12 The husband storage area in the supermarket is so cute, the ladies can enjoy shopping!!! by boboOss http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 12 10 14 Xiamen University’s final exam paper, the teacher is so cute!!! by shanaW http: img1.douban.com view photo photo public p1372199100.jpg Zunbai tea by cayman http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 118638 swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 02 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 If you have a piece of land by babyhex Yesterday at noon, I was talking about house prices with my colleagues. I also said that house prices are so expensive now. If I had A piece of land. That’s really developed. He said, if you have a piece of land, I’ll let you do it right away. Godfather, just after I finished speaking, the little girl at the front desk called me XX, do you have express delivery? My godson didn't want to talk to me the whole afternoon. swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 03 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Micro fairy tale by yutourr #微仙仙#The woodcutter next door suddenly became rich. Yutou went to ask about his experience. The woodcutter said that day I was passing by a lake and my ax fell. The goddess in the lake came up and asked me where I had dropped it. Is it a silver ax or a gold ax? I said it was an iron ax. The goddess said I was honest. A golden ax. Both the fish head and the silver ax were given to me. The fish head was very envious when he heard it, and he also brought an ax to that place. After throwing the ax into the lake, the body of the goddess floated up for a moment, with a knife stuck in her head. an iron ax swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 04 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 CSDN Cup My Favorite CSDN Password Selection by wendyyjw ppnn13%dkstFeb.1st Pingping Niao Niao is more than thirteen years old. Cardamom tips are in early February. This is still a cultured programmer swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 05 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Taobao service is too boring... by AcerAdult zz by i3721pp I said thank you and the other person said you're welcome. I'm just a mean person. I put on a smiley face or something, but it's just an icon. The other party responded with a smile I thought to myself that the seller was too polite, so I replied with another cheers, which meant the business was done. That's what you mean The other party continues to smile I wanted to sincerely thank him, so I sent him a big female finger or similar icon. The other party made a crying face and replied, "Dear, we have an assessment for me." We must reply to the customer's last swastika messages.... F F 卍 ''< ^< 卐卍I never posted " ヽ﹨" 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 06 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 How to pretend your iPad accidentally fell out at a class reunion by VampireJax I heard that there is a high-end restaurant where everyone uses iPad2 to order food while waiting for the food to be served. Guests can also use iPad2 to play games online. Later, the restaurant was regarded as useless Zhaohei Internet Cafe has been closed down swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 07 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 I also write a short novel by LilacWine December 17, 2016 Deyunshe performance backstage The young apprentice handed Yu Qian a pair of sunglasses It was the fat guest who sent it again. Lao Guo asked him Yes, it is this day every year. Counting this time, it has been the fifth year in a row. Just like in the past, I put a deposit certificate worth RMB 100,000 underneath and asked me to wear sunglasses and say a one-liner. After saying that, Yu Qian came on stage with his sunglasses case. Lao Guo opened the curtain and looked at the strange guest. Disciple, you should keep that one. There were two men in suits next to the table who looked like bodyguards. They didn't even let us have tea. Swastika See next page swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 08 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 I also write a short novel by LilacWine Continued above When the staff went to pour it, they all drank what they brought with them. This guy is really weird. The young apprentice said, I don’t think he came here to listen to the master talk about cross talk. The master shook off his burden. He didn't even smile. Even the other guests at the table laughed and he wasn't even smiling. After a short one-liner, the strange guest hurriedly left under the escort of a man in a suit. Lao Guo sighed, "It's so easy for Lao Yu to earn 100,000 yuan. When did I have this?" What a blessing Big news in 2020: North Korean head of state Kim Jong-un passed away due to illness December 17, 2020 Yu Qian didn’t earn high-end sunglasses or 100,000 yuan In 2021, there is a person who dresses conservatively 卍A woman brought a child to see Guo De F F 卍卍 Gangshuo stand-alone bid 200,000 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 09 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 I was so weak in front of my children today by pigisme2010 zz by beibeimaomia In view of the two-letter problem that has been causing headaches recently, I said to him, now it’s grandma’s room. There are ten biscuits in it. Haven't you already learned to write numbers? Just write 1 in the notebook. You can only get one cookie. Write 2 to get two cookies. He thought for a while, picked up the pen, and wrote seriously 10 Then I fainted from depression Then I took the opportunity to say that if a little mouse stole one piece, it would only have nine pieces at most. Then how many do you choose to write? swastika nine swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 10 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 I was so weak in front of my children today by pigisme2010 Continued from above zz by beibeimaomia Then I held his hand and taught him how to write 9, and so on. When he reached number 6, he was impatient. Go to the room quickly and take out his biscuits and eat them all before you feel relieved. swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 11 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Friendship worth a thousand gold is worth four taels to the chest by plumbingboy A few classmates were playing cards and chatting together. One of them casually asked, "What do you mean?" Friendship is worth less than four ounces of breasts. What kind of cup size are those four ounces in? Then the other child immediately picked up a pen and paper and started to calculate. The calculation process was four taels. 200g, then the mass of an rf is m 100g. The density of human rf is based on the density of human fat. 0.79g cm³, then the volume of one rf is V 126.6cm³ Approximate the shape of rf into a hemisphere 1 2*4 3 r³ 126.6cm³ Find the radius r of rf 3.92cm. The difference between the upper and lower circumferences is approximately the circumference of the two ellipses. The difference between the ellipse perimeter formula is L a b , where the b values ​​of the two ellipses are equal a Swastika See next page swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 12 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Friendship worth a thousand gold is worth four taels to the chest by plumbingboy Continued above The difference between the values ​​is equal to the radius r of rf. Find ΔL r 12.3 According to the division of the cup AA approximately 7.5cm A approximately 10cm B approximately 12.5cm C approximately 15cm D approximately 17.5cm E About 20cm, it can be understood that the chest is only a small B at most. In other words, the friendship is thousands. Gold is not worth a small B. Everyone was impressed after hearing this. The child who is good at math was hurt. I'm sorry swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 13 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Let’s also talk about an incident on the Spring Festival Transport train. Personal experience by Jagbin A few years ago, when I went home during the Spring Festival travel rush, I was sitting by the window with a seat for two people, and there was a girl. Sit next to me. I like to look out the window and keep looking. It turned out an hour or two after departure. No one spoke At this time, I suddenly glanced sideways and saw that this girl was reading a text message. It said "You are in the car." How do you feel? I heard her slapping and pressing impatiently. I'm fine. Oddly, I glanced at it again and found out that the M was written as This time there was a log sitting next to me. What should I do if I haven't spoken a word? I'm a little unhappy, but I still haven't spoken. After an hour, I suddenly said to M, you. She turned her head and sighed. Swastika See next page swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 14 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Let’s also talk about an incident on the Spring Festival Transport train. Personal experience by Jagbin Continued above Pa La said, Oh, I am from XX University, studying XX. What about you? What are you studying? I said, can you please let me go to the toilet? I really want to go to the toilet. say Then we stayed together for more than 20 hours, and this M never spoke. swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 15 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 121227 by yanzg A story told by my Chinese teacher in middle school Back then, a reporter wrote a National Day article, which was so brilliant that the editor was very impressed. Satisfied. It’s just that the writing is a little illegible. I read it somewhere and saw a string. The number 121227 is very confusing. I think it may be the number of a certain movie. Unable to contact the author, for fear of violating confidentiality rules, I finally reluctantly parted ways. Failed to record Later, I had the opportunity to ask myself. It turned out to be Jianghan Factory. swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 16 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Every time I meet a beautiful nurse giving me an infusion, I have to ask this question by Jarod What is that rubber tube wrapped around your wrist? In fact, the main reason is to listen to the phrase "tourniquet" swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 17 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 A cripple who runs a chess stall next to Guomao Bridge made 1,000 in 15 minutes! by Lariat Aren't you the stupidest? The stupidest person I've ever seen stood aside and didn't take the bait. He thought about the chess game seriously and then got kicked out. People cut off their bags Mentioned in gaofei 高飞's masterpiece: : I was stupid once and lost 50 swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 18 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Today’s new post: Shocking words I encountered by Jagbin 1. I participated in a physics competition in junior high school and had to take the school selection test one night. I didn’t perform well. Great. On the second day of school, in the corridor, the female physics teacher said about your performance last night. I'm so disappointed. I thought you were pretty good. The whole class was in an uproar. 2. One time when I was riding a bike, my mom called me. I answered the phone and she asked me if I was riding a bike. Answer the phone. I knew she said she couldn't answer the phone while riding, so she said I didn't. She said, "Why did I hear the whistling wind? The reason why I prepared it was because I was blowing the fan." Continue. If it worked out, I was riding a fan and was scolded until I stopped. Swastika See next page swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 19 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Today’s new post: Shocking words I encountered by Jagbin Continued above 3. At Watsons, a shopping guide sold me facial cleanser. She talked for a while and I interrupted her. After saying that I just came to buy JS Bond, my face twitched and I immediately flashed I was originally going to buy a Kiespie. 4. On the subway, I mentioned the shoes I bought last time, and three people in my class also bought them. I was very depressed. A friend said it was really good-looking. I said, hey, I have never been imitated. I have been surpassed all the time. This buddy immediately said, "Aren't you too miserable?" See next page swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 20 PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Today’s new post: Shocking words I encountered by Jagbin Continued above 5. The kid downstairs is a policeman. The police station is right next to my school. We often We were playing mahjong together. One time we were playing mahjong and he was messing with me too much. He said he would give me ten shots next time. So one day after school, I rushed to his police station and shouted to him, "You still owe me ten Where is Pao? Go back early tonight. I’ll be waiting. After saying that, his colleague burst into laughter. I have no idea why I was kicked away by him swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ twenty one PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 Tell an embarrassing story before going to bed About Shen Jiayi by crazyracer At the end of last month, the department brought in four or five auditors in their 30s and 40s to conduct year-end audits. Women of one color, everyone calls them audit aunties Dividing line Then one day I was the first to go to the theater to watch those years later, and I was so excited that I replied When I got to the office, I sighed, Shen Jiayi is so beautiful. I suggest you all go see it. A colleague who just walked in quickly asked which one? I'm confused. How many more are there? 卐 Then I understood. Let me strangle you F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ twenty two PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 The next generation will still be coders by EStar The baby is very good at math and can count to 10 by the age of 2 Later I told him that 0 is smaller than 1 I'm eating dumplings today. I said, baby, count how many dumplings you want to eat. 0,1,2,3.... As he spoke, he picked up a dumpling. This is the 0th one. My wife yelled that the next generation will still be programmers. swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ twenty three PART II 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 JOKE 卐卍卐 New Year's money by zhaojk During the previous Chinese New Year, we would give money to our parents, and then our parents would give their children lucky money. If we give 100, they will give 200 to their children; if we give 200, they will give 400 to their children. We gave 500, and they gave 1,000 to their children. Until last year, we gave 1,000. They gave the child 2000 This year, I discussed it with my wife and decided that everyone would be happy, so we gave it to her. 20,000, but I didn’t expect that they didn’t give the child 40,000 this time. It’s still the same as last year. 2000. My daughter-in-law couldn’t hold back her face at that time. If she didn’t get home, she would become anxious with me and insisted. Ask me to get the money back, but how can I say it? swastika swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ twenty four PART III 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 Little black room 卍卍卐 Top 21 fish head jokes of 2011 by yutourr 2. Xiao Ming said, you know, every card has a story, such as a In fact, she is a princess who was cursed by her jealous mother and turned into a bird, imprinted on the card. Just kiss it and push it down and it will turn into a princess. The fish head listens. I was dazzled, it was real or fake, so I took out the one-of-a-kind card, kissed it, and turned to the card. Push on the table Xiao Ming Hu 16 Taoyuan Liu Guan and Zhang became a blood ally Liu Bei and two heroes today Brothers with different surnames share blessings and share hardships. Then they prick their fingertips and drip blood into the wine. Swastika See next page swastika F F 卍 ''< ^< 卍卍 " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 25 PART III 卍卐卍卐卍卐 卐卍卐卍 Little black room 卍卍卐 Top 21 fish head jokes of 2011 by yutourr Continued above Here, Guan Yu laughed, as it should be, took the wine glass, pricked his fingertip, and dripped blood into the wine. Zhang Fei took the wine glass, looked at it for a while, and shouted happily, "It's melted, big brother, second brother" Your blood is dissolved Editor list Swastika JOKE Editor mmzt 卍MMJOKE editor weiwu F F 卍卍小黑屋editor cu0 ''< ^< 卐卍 wall painter percyshelley " ヽ﹨ 卍卐丿 卍卐 ㄟ ノ 丿 ノ 26 へ :: " :: :: へ :::: :: :: : " ::: へ Where can I find my lost paradise among steel and concrete? " "