发信人: ap9 (A片-9|小猪的翩翩), 信区: Joke
标 题: 娇客杀的2011年刊
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon May 21 23:39:43 2012), 站内
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╚|_ˋ `_ ˊ ˋ` _ˊ| 娇客山寨版本:建议本版开设暗恋功能 |║|
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║| \╱-'/ / ╲ 娇客 I 拉里问道:“什么型号的?” |║I
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║| ∠︹< ˋ-< I 莉等人手牌尽收囊中。 |║I
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║| \\| /||/_╱╱| I 一直看,结果发车后一两个小时都没说话。 _|I
║| 紅 ▕\/∟ ̄ ﹨ / | 这时,我突然斜眼一看,此MM正在看短信。 | |
║| ∠︹< ˋ-< I 写的是:“你车上感觉怎么样?”,就听见 |║I
║| 鉆 / |\ˇ╱\ _ \ | 她啪啪啪一阵不耐烦地乱按,我很好奇,就 |║|
║| │|/- *-- ╲_/ | I 又瞥了一眼,结果此M写的是:“这次旁边 |║I
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╚|_ ˋ╲ |╲_- __╱ _ˊ| | 过了一个小时,我突然对此M说:“你……” |║|
I╚|╗ \\ |/ ˋ ﹨╯﹨\ | I 。她转过头噼里啪啦说:“哦,我是XX大学 |║I
| |║ ╲|\ \_| _ |/ ︳ | 的,学XX的,你呢?你学什么的啊” |║|
I |║ ﹨╲ ||)/,- _/ I 我说:“你能不能让一下,我去厕所……” |║I
| |║ /╲`-_/ ︳ | 我是真的想去厕所的说。 ╔ |╝|
I |║ `╲ ̄__ _| I 然后一行20多小时,此M一直没有说话。 ║_| I
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║| \\| /||/_╱╱| I 面一个人出来的时候,我就进去了。刚准备 _|I
║| 紅 ▕\/∟ ̄ ﹨ / | 关门,没想到此大叔也夺门而入。小小的厕 | |
║| ∠︹< ˋ-< I 所一下子有点挤不下了。 |║I
║| 鉆 / |\ˇ╱\ _ \ | 我一下子警觉的说:“你做什么啊!” |║|
║| │|/- *-- ╲_/ | I 大叔说:等很久,憋不住了,一起上吧。 |║I
║| \︳") |") ) ︵ | 我的世界观被彻底颠覆,对他大嚷道:“上 |║|
║| │` 、 ` ╱\>' I 厕所也有个先来后到啊!” |║I
╚|_ ˋ╲ |╲_- __╱ _ˊ| | 他一边解裤带一边说:“怕啥,都是男人啊 |║|
I╚|╗ \\ |/ ˋ ﹨╯﹨\ | I 。”然后他居然就开始嘘嘘了…… |║I
| |║ ╲|\ \_| _ |/ ︳ | 我就惊愕地看着他。突然他看了我一眼,说 |║|
I |║ ﹨╲ ||)/,- _/ I :“算了,你人年轻脸皮薄,一会该说我 |║I
| |║ /╲`-_/ ︳ | 耍流氓了,你先来吧。”说完,刹那间, ╔ |╝|
I |║ `╲ ̄__ _| I 他的小便戛然而止,又穿上裤带出去了。 ║_| I
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║| __ __ I 看着我笑了一下,说:“这回该我了。”然 ║|I
║| 小 /_ ╲∕_ \ /︳ | 后就进去把刚才没有完成的全部嘘嘘了。 ║||
║| \\| /||/_╱╱| I 无比佩服此大叔如此的收放自如啊!其实当 _|I
║| 紅 ▕\/∟ ̄ ﹨ / | 时他就在里面嘘嘘完就行了,我也没说啥啊 | |
║| ∠︹< ˋ-< I 。没必要这样的。 |║I
║| 鉆 / |\ˇ╱\ _ \ | 顺便说一句,我发的都是我亲历的真事。这 |║|
║| │|/- *-- ╲_/ | I 个如果都还没有小红钻石,我的世界观就被 |║I
║| \︳") |") ) ︵ | 彻底颠覆了。 |║|
║| │` 、 ` ╱\>' I |║I
╚|_ ˋ╲ |╲_- __╱ _ˊ| | |║|
I╚|╗ \\ |/ ˋ ﹨╯﹨\ | I |║I
| |║ ╲|\ \_| _ |/ ︳ | |║|
I |║ ﹨╲ ||)/,- _/ I |║I
| |║ /╲`-_/ ︳ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ `╲ ̄__ _| I ║_| I
| |║ / /| | \﹨ | ║-11-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| Jagbin |―――――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ _|├| |┑|┤┃ |\▏ I ﹢高中老师在聚会上的彪悍语录 ︶ I
║|  ̄  ̄  ̄ | ╰|
║| __ __ I 某次高中同学聚会,以下是其中老师的彪悍 ║|I
║| 小 /_ ╲∕_ \ /︳ | 语录。 ║||
║| \\| /||/_╱╱| I 语文老师是个热心大妈——得知班上曾经自 _|I
║| 紅 ▕\/∟ ̄ ﹨ / | 己最喜欢的语文科代表(女生)已经结婚了 | |
║| ∠︹< ˋ-< I ,她说:怎么这么快啊?生怕自己嫁不出去 |║I
║| 鉆 / |\ˇ╱\ _ \ | 似的。尽管这样的担心不无道理,从你高一 |║|
║| │|/- *-- ╲_/ | I 的时候我也在担心…此女生掩面内奔… |║I
║| \︳") |") ) ︵ | 数学老师对我说:以前每次改你数学卷子, |║|
║| │` 、 ` ╱\>' I 都有种想用它擤鼻涕,擤完鼻涕晾干了再发 |║I
╚|_ ˋ╲ |╲_- __╱ _ˊ| | 给你的冲动。…我想问老师,你擤过没啊… |║|
I╚|╗ \\ |/ ˋ ﹨╯﹨\ | I 物理老师对一成绩较差的男生说:别以为我 |║I
| |║ ╲|\ \_| _ |/ ︳ | 不知道你考试通过右手左手法则和谁谁传信 |║|
I |║ ﹨╲ ||)/,- _/ I 号递答案,我其实每次都想,一个判断受力 |║I
| |║ /╲`-_/ ︳ | 方向电流方向都要用怎么久的人,作弊也 ╔ |╝|
I |║ `╲ ̄__ _| I 不会怎样!全场稍微冷了下,然后爆笑… ║_| I
| |║ / /| | \﹨ | ║-12-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| yutourr |――――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ __ _ _ _ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ |_||_|│|_||_||-< |-< I < 剁交 > 职业水车技,发动剁交后,所有 ︶ I
║| ╱ | 娇客势力女性角色依次选择是否 ╰|
║| ︶ ︵ ╱︳ I 接受鱼头翻牌,直到有一名角色 ║|I
║| 魚 ( ) ╱╱ | 或没有角色决定如此作时为止。 ║||
║| ╭╮︶ ___ I _|I
║| 頭 ╰╯ _/︵ [\ | < 冷藏 > 发动此技能后,其他角色体温跌 | |
║| ○ /_︶_ \|_> I 至绝对零度以下,直接禁手并送 |║I
║| 哥 o ╱_  ̄ ╲ ︳ | 小黑屋由小姨急救。 |║|
║| / (' ) \) )|\>_ I |║I
║| /|╱ > ︶ ▕ )│╲/ | |║|
║| ▕_\╱ ╲___ ╱`-< I |║I
╚|_ \`/> \ˊ` `\ | |║|
I╚|╗︶ \ / |︶/╰I |║I
| |║|| |/|_╱_ | │ ╱| |║|
I |║|| | >- --╭,\| ヽ___(I |║I
| |║\| | `\\_ `< \ \ \ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ ﹨_| | `-╲_ ╲╲_╲/ I ║_| I
| |║ ︳ \_< |  ̄ | ║-13-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| yutourr |――――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ __ _ _ _ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ |_||_|│|_||_||-< |-< I ﹢白雪公主 ︶ I
║| ╱ | ╰|
║| ︶ ︵ ╱︳ I 白雪公主逃出王宫,找到一个人问:请问怎 ║|I
║| 魚 ( ) ╱╱ | 么才能找到七个小人。好心人给她指明道路 ║||
║| ╭╮︶ ___ I 。于是她来到森林,看到一间小木屋,里面 _|I
║| 頭 ╰╯ _/︵ [\ | 排列着七张小小的床。白雪公主就躺下睡着 | |
║| ○ /_︶_ \|_> I 了。傍晚七个小人回来了,白雪公主说:“ |║I
║| 哥 o ╱_  ̄ ╲ ︳ | 你们就是我命中的七个小矮人吧。”七个人 |║|
║| / (' ) \) )|\>_ I 面面相觑,然后说:“你走错地方了,我们 |║I
║| /|╱ > ︶ ▕ )│╲/ | 是葫芦娃。” |║|
║| ▕_\╱ ╲___ ╱`-< I |║I
╚|_ \`/> \ˊ` `\ | ﹢黑丝 |║|
I╚|╗︶ \ / |︶/╰I |║I
| |║|| |/|_╱_ | │ ╱| 某男控黑丝,偶获穿越机会,告之曰:“愿 |║|
I |║|| | >- --╭,\| ヽ___(I 有黑丝,日日相伴。”白光闪现,穿越完成 |║I
| |║\| | `\\_ `< \ \ \ | ,睁眼一看眼前一条黑汉子喜道:“醒了 ╔ |╝|
I |║ ﹨_| | `-╲_ ╲╲_╲/ I 。”旁边一众男子哈哈大笑:“你这黑厮 ║_| I
| |║ ︳ \_< |  ̄ | ,对公明哥哥真是忠心不二。” ║-14-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| yutourr |――――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ __ _ _ _ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ |_||_|│|_||_||-< |-< I ﹢毛新宇讲座 ︶ I
║| ╱ | ╰|
║| ︶ ︵ ╱︳ I 毛新宇近日以客座教授身份,担任了广州大 ║|I
║| 魚 ( ) ╱╱ | 学一新生班兼职班主任。据微博透露,毛新 ║||
║| ╭╮︶ ___ I 宇在首次班会上做讲座时,校方通知:谁笑 _|I
║| 頭 ╰╯ _/︵ [\ | 就开除谁。在首次班会课上,毛新宇看大家 | |
║| ○ /_︶_ \|_> I 神情比较严肃,于是说道:“我先讲个笑话 |║I
║| 哥 o ╱_  ̄ ╲ ︳ | ,缓解一下大家的情绪。” |║|
║| / (' ) \) )|\>_ I |║I
║| /|╱ > ︶ ▕ )│╲/ | ﹢老子讲“道” |║|
║| ▕_\╱ ╲___ ╱`-< I |║I
╚|_ \`/> \ˊ` `\ | “道可道,非常道,你心中所追求之物、牵 |║|
I╚|╗︶ \ / |︶/╰I 挂之物、执着之物,就是你的道。有人痴情 |║I
| |║|| |/|_╱_ | │ ╱| 一生,修得便是痴情道;有人至孝,修得便 |║|
I |║|| | >- --╭,\| ヽ___(I 是孝道;有人嗜杀戮,修得就是杀戮道。” |║I
| |║\| | `\\_ `< \ \ \ | 老子转而问一个少年:“少年,你追求的 ╔ |╝|
I |║ ﹨_| | `-╲_ ╲╲_╲/ I 是什么?”“考上一本。”“一本道,” ║_| I
| |║ ︳ \_< |  ̄ | 老子慈祥的说。 ║-15-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| yutourr |――――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ __ _ _ _ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ |_||_|│|_||_||-< |-< I ﹢桃园结义 ︶ I
║| ╱ | ╰|
║| ︶ ︵ ╱︳ I 桃园,刘关张歃血为盟。刘备:今日和两位 ║|I
║| 魚 ( ) ╱╱ | 英雄结为异姓兄弟,有福同享,有难同当。 ║||
║| ╭╮︶ ___ I 然后扎破指尖,把血滴进酒里。关羽大笑: _|I
║| 頭 ╰╯ _/︵ [\ | 理当如此。接过酒杯,扎破指尖,滴血入酒 | |
║| ○ /_︶_ \|_> I 。张飞接过酒杯,看了一会,高兴的大喊: |║I
║| 哥 o ╱_  ̄ ╲ ︳ | 溶了!大哥,二哥,你们的血溶了! |║|
║| / (' ) \) )|\>_ I |║I
║| /|╱ > ︶ ▕ )│╲/ | ﹢西毒北丐 |║|
║| ▕_\╱ ╲___ ╱`-< I |║I
╚|_ \`/> \ˊ` `\ | 欧阳锋父子将洪七公郭靖黄蓉围在山洞里出 |║|
I╚|╗︶ \ / |︶/╰I 不来,欧阳父子也进不去。黄蓉说:“七公 |║I
| |║|| |/|_╱_ | │ ╱| ,你写个:要老叫化屈服,没门。贴在洞口 |║|
I |║|| | >- --╭,\| ヽ___(I ,激励斗志。”七公然之。次日欧阳克看到 |║I
| |║\| | `\\_ `< \ \ \ | ,大怒:叔叔,原来你跑到这儿是来搞基 ╔ |╝|
I |║ ﹨_| | `-╲_ ╲╲_╲/ I 的。欧阳锋说没啊,欧阳克说:还没有, ║_| I
| |║ ︳ \_< |  ̄ | 你看老叫化写的:想要老叫化屁股,没门 ║-16-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| SundayMore |―――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝▃ _ ▁ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╲ |_||\||_)|┤|_︳ I < 真国色 > 出牌阶段,你可以将任何其他 ︶ I
║| ▔ _ _ _┌│ | 角色的恨嫁、逼婚言论当“乐 ╰|
║| |\/||_||-< |- ▔ I 不思蜀”使用。 ║|I
║| _ _ ▔ | ║||
║| >`︿-'< ╲ I < 标点爸 > 锁定技,你的所有与老爸有关 _|I
║| /∕ ̄  ̄╲ ﹨ | 牌均视为带有萌蜀黍属性。 | |
║| ︳/_\|╲_\╲ | I |║I
║| \|_▁ _▁ | | | < 毒舌男 > 此技能可使其他角色均失去一 |║|
║| | (') (') │|| I 点体力,同时失去自身全部人 |║I
║| ﹨︳ 、 ▕/∕ | 品和体力。 |║|
║| ╲_- __╱_ I |║I
╚|_ -<` /∠__>, | |║|
I╚|╗ | /`/╲' │\ I |║I
| |║ │_\|><_\|_ ︳︳ | |║|
I |║ \'│_ _∕'/ | I |║I
| |║ ( '}-<︷ノ\ ▕ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ ` ︳<_> ︳╲│ I ║_| I
| |║ │ | |/\ \︳ | ║-17-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| SundayMore |―――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝▃ _ ▁ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╲ |_||\||_)|┤|_︳ I ﹢大龄剩女的标点爸,伤不起 ︶ I
║| ▔ _ _ _┌│ | ╰|
║| |\/||_||-< |- ▔ I 大龄剩女悠然自得,家有老爸忧心如焚,时 ║|I
║| _ _ ▔ | 刻不忘刺激闺女,处处带刺哭笑不得。 ║||
║| >`︿-'< ╲ I _|I
║| /∕ ̄  ̄╲ ﹨ | ———————背景分割线——————— | |
║| ︳/_\|╲_\╲ | I |║I
║| \|_▁ _▁ | | | 上周回家过周末,下午独自去了外婆家。 |║|
║| | (') (') │|| I 爸爸发来短信,问:你在哪? |║I
║| ﹨︳ 、 ▕/∕ | 我:在外婆家。 |║|
║| ╲_- __╱_ I 爸爸:啥时候改成:‘在外,婆家’就好 |║I
╚|_ -<` /∠__>, | 了…… |║|
I╚|╗ | /`/╲' │\ I 标点爸,伤不起……π_π |║I
| |║ │_\|><_\|_ ︳︳ | |║|
I |║ \'│_ _∕'/ | I |║I
| |║ ( '}-<︷ノ\ ▕ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ ` ︳<_> ︳╲│ I ║_| I
| |║ │ | |/\ \︳ | ║-18-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| SundayMore |―――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝▃ _ ▁ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╲ |_||\||_)|┤|_︳ I ﹢问年龄 ︶ I
║| ▔ _ _ _┌│ | ╰|
║| |\/||_||-< |- ▔ I 部门招了个小mm,脸嫩,肯定是85后,具体 ║|I
║| _ _ ▔ | 哪一年不是很清楚。 ║||
║| >`︿-'< ╲ I 毒舌男同事问:mm你哪一年的? _|I
║| /∕ ̄  ̄╲ ﹨ | 大家纷纷说:哪有你这样的,太直白了吧, | |
║| ︳/_\|╲_\╲ | I 女孩子的年龄不要随便打听 |║I
║| \|_▁ _▁ | | | 毒舌男,顿了顿,说:“好吧,呃,那mm你 |║|
║| | (') (') │|| I 出生那年开始搞改革开放了吗?” |║I
║| ﹨︳ 、 ▕/∕ | |║|
║| ╲_- __╱_ I - -! |║I
╚|_ -<` /∠__>, | |║|
I╚|╗ | /`/╲' │\ I 大家都很无语,尤其是几个70年代的,低沉 |║I
| |║ │_\|><_\|_ ︳︳ | 而恶狠狠地发出了一个音:靠 |║|
I |║ \'│_ _∕'/ | I |║I
| |║ ( '}-<︷ノ\ ▕ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ ` ︳<_> ︳╲│ I ║_| I
| |║ │ | |/\ \︳ | ║-19-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| SundayMore |―――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝▃ _ ▁ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╲ |_||\||_)|┤|_︳ I ﹢深圳是个好地方 ︶ I
║| ▔ _ _ _┌│ | ╰|
║| |\/||_||-< |- ▔ I 我们有个主持人,年假去了巴黎度假。 ║|I
║| _ _ ▔ | 在卢浮宫拍了照片,发在了自己微博上。 ║||
║| >`︿-'< ╲ I 结果她有一粉丝这么给她留言的: _|I
║| /∕ ̄  ̄╲ ﹨ | 哇,你又去世界之窗了啊?你们深圳的人好 | |
║| ︳/_\|╲_\╲ | I 幸福啊,时不时就能去一次世界之窗玩 |║I
║| \|_▁ _▁ | | | |║|
║| | (') (') │|| I 大家都很无语。。。 |║I
║| ﹨︳ 、 ▕/∕ | |║|
║| ╲_- __╱_ I |║I
╚|_ -<` /∠__>, | |║|
I╚|╗ | /`/╲' │\ I |║I
| |║ │_\|><_\|_ ︳︳ | |║|
I |║ \'│_ _∕'/ | I |║I
| |║ ( '}-<︷ノ\ ▕ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ ` ︳<_> ︳╲│ I ║_| I
| |║ │ | |/\ \︳ | ║-20-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| lyklykkkkkkk |――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ I < 原创 > 每使用此技能,即视为一次笑点。 ︶ I
║| __ | ╰|
║|╰| /) (| _ ╱> I ║|I
║| | ╮ │|﹀'>ˊ /| \ ╱ | < 宅男 > 对每位技术宅男角色造成伤害。 ║||
║| ▔ ▕ ﹨╱ _╲V/ I _|I
║| |_︳ \ /╱_ ̄ ▔ | |
║| ╭│ ( ╲_ _/ _ /)) |║I
║| ▔_ |\ `-' .-'︳⌒ ) |║|
║| |/ | ╲ ╱二\/ ╱︶ |║I
║| |╲╮ ╱ \ ︶ ╲ | |║|
║| ▔ ╭<_ˊ \ \ I |║I
╚|_ ╱`' \ ╲, ︳ | |║|
I╚|╗︿<╱ |- ╲ __ _| I |║I
| __╱')╮ ╱ __ ╰﹨ | |║|
\ / _\╯ | ╲ _| I |║I
/\_/ / ╰-︿╯ ╲ \ | ╔ |╝|
︳ ╱ ︶ I ║_| I
\__╱ | ║-21-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| lyklykkkkkkk |――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ I ﹢搜索引擎聊天 ︶ I
║| __ | ╰|
║|╰| /) (| _ ╱> I 谷歌:I'm google~ If you wanna know me ║|I
║| | ╮ │|﹀'>ˊ /| \ ╱ | , just google~ ║||
║| ▔ ▕ ﹨╱ _╲V/ I 百度:I'm baidu~ If you wanna know me, _|I
║| |_︳ \ /╱_ ̄ ▔ just baidu~ | |
║| ╭│ ( ╲_ _/ _ /)) 搜搜(心里骂这群王八蛋):你们聊,我先 |║I
║| ▔_ |\ `-' .-'︳⌒ ) 走了。 |║|
║| |/ | ╲ ╱二\/ ╱︶ |║I
║| |╲╮ ╱ \ ︶ ╲ | |║|
║| ▔ ╭<_ˊ \ \ I |║I
╚|_ ╱`' \ ╲, ︳ | |║|
I╚|╗︿<╱ |- ╲ __ _| I |║I
| __╱')╮ ╱ __ ╰﹨ | |║|
\ / _\╯ | ╲ _| I |║I
/\_/ / ╰-︿╯ ╲ \ | ╔ |╝|
︳ ╱ ︶ I ║_| I
\__╱ | ║-22-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| lyklykkkkkkk |――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ I ﹢被打了一顿 ︶ I
║| __ | ╰|
║|╰| /) (| _ ╱> I 和女友在百脑汇卖场溜达,她接了个电话, ║|I
║| | ╮ │|﹀'>ˊ /| \ ╱ | 卖场太吵,总是听不清对方说什么。 ║||
║| ▔ ▕ ﹨╱ _╲V/ I 我跟她说,戴耳机吧。 _|I
║| |_︳ \ /╱_ ̄ ▔ 她没听清。 | |
║| ╭│ ( ╲_ _/ _ /)) 我就提高音量重复一遍,戴耳机吧。 |║I
║| ▔_ |\ `-' .-'︳⌒ ) 然后附近戴尔电脑的柜台那边冲出一群人, |║|
║| |/ | ╲ ╱二\/ ╱︶ 把我揍了一顿。 |║I
║| |╲╮ ╱ \ ︶ ╲ | |║|
║| ▔ ╭<_ˊ \ \ I |║I
╚|_ ╱`' \ ╲, ︳ | |║|
I╚|╗︿<╱ |- ╲ __ _| I |║I
| __╱')╮ ╱ __ ╰﹨ | |║|
\ / _\╯ | ╲ _| I |║I
/\_/ / ╰-︿╯ ╲ \ | ╔ |╝|
︳ ╱ ︶ I ║_| I
\__╱ | ║-23-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| lyklykkkkkkk |――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ I ﹢你愿意吗? ︶ I
║| __ | ╰|
║|╰| /) (| _ ╱> I 在我还不知道什么是宅男的时候,我有一个 ║|I
║| | ╮ │|﹀'>ˊ /| \ ╱ | 宅男朋友,叫R,他家住五楼,通过各种偷 ║||
║| ▔ ▕ ﹨╱ _╲V/ I 窥,看中对面楼里新搬来的一MM。 _|I
║| |_︳ \ /╱_ ̄ ▔ 在我撺掇之下,他准备了喇叭,要告白。 | |
║| ╭│ ( ╲_ _/ _ /)) 现在那个MM在窗前,好机会啊。但就像你身 |║I
║| ▔_ |\ `-' .-'︳⌒ ) 边闷骚宅男一样,R真遇到事儿也畏缩。 |║|
║| |/ | ╲ ╱二\/ ╱︶ 我不住地给他鼓劲,他终于大声喊道:“对 |║I
║| |╲╮ ╱ \ ︶ ╲ | 面的同学,你愿意和我交个朋友吗?” |║|
║| ▔ ╭<_ˊ \ \ I 我们激动地看着对面,MM说了什么,但她没 |║I
╚|_ ╱`' \ ╲, ︳ | 喇叭,嗓门也没那么大,听不到啊…… |║|
I╚|╗︿<╱ |- ╲ __ _| I 但是宅男有宅男的办法,R灵机一动,喊道: |║I
| __╱')╮ ╱ __ ╰﹨ | “要是愿意,就挥一下手,要是不愿意,就 |║|
\ / _\╯ | ╲ _| I 挥两下。” |║I
/\_/ / ╰-︿╯ ╲ \ | 我们更加激动地看着对面,MM挥了一下手 ╔ |╝|
︳ ╱ ︶ I !!! ║_| I
\__╱ | 等等… ║-24-|
| ―【Clan1.猪头 & 写手】― | ――| lyklykkkkkkk |――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ I (续上页) ︶ I
║| __ | 她又挥了一下。。。 ╰|
║|╰| /) (| _ ╱> I 我默然。 ║|I
║| | ╮ │|﹀'>ˊ /| \ ╱ | 可是只见R兴高采烈地边跳边说, ║||
║| ▔ ▕ ﹨╱ _╲V/ I “哇,她说,‘愿意,愿意’!” _|I
║| |_︳ \ /╱_ ̄ ▔ 我悄悄退散。。。 | |
║| ╭│ ( ╲_ _/ _ /)) 让宅男开心一会儿吧…… |║I
║| ▔_ |\ `-' .-'︳⌒ ) |║|
║| |/ | ╲ ╱二\/ ╱︶ |║I
║| |╲╮ ╱ \ ︶ ╲ | |║|
║| ▔ ╭<_ˊ \ \ I |║I
╚|_ ╱`' \ ╲, ︳ | |║|
I╚|╗︿<╱ |- ╲ __ _| I |║I
| __╱')╮ ╱ __ ╰﹨ | |║|
\ / _\╯ | ╲ _| I |║I
/\_/ / ╰-︿╯ ╲ \ | ╔ |╝|
︳ ╱ ︶ I ║_| I
\__╱ | ║-25-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――――――――――――――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╮ I < 黄花鱼 > 鱼纲石首鱼科的脊椎动物,可 ︶ I
║| ╭─╮│╮ | 食,肉质鲜美,该技能可通杀 ╰|
║| │││ I 文科生玩家。使用方式如下: ║|I
║| ││╯ | | ║||
║| ╭─╯├╮ | I ╲P3,s3 P4,s4╱μ time _|I
║| ╰─╯╯╯ | | ↖︵ ︵α︵ ↗ ↑ | |
║| | I ↗ ︶γ︶ ︶↖ │ |║I
║| ╭──┼╮ | | ╱P1,s1 P2,s2╲μ │ |║|
║| ╭──╯ | I 4 (s3) (s1) |║I
║| ╰──┼╮ | | (2π)∫[ν(p3)(i√4παγ)ν(p1)] |║|
║| ╭──┼╮ | I |║I
╚|_ ╯ | ) | < 鲜橙多 > 一种饮品,尚未检测出含有三 |║|
I╚|╗ ______| ╯ I 聚氰胺鞋拔子地沟油等成分, |║I
| |║ __ ( ╰╮ | 多#多漂亮,口感##,#汁富含 |║|
I |║ <╲╱>°) ) I ##,使用此技可变为任何角色 |║I
| |║ ((| ╱.< | 。 | ╔ |╝|
I |║ <╱╲> I < 3Re必x > 此技能分三次使用,第二次还║_| I
| |║ °_||_ °。 | 是纯洁无瑕的,(下删三千字)║-26-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 个人篇·万贱齐发| ――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ▕\ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱/ ▕\ I < 万贱齐发 > 锦囊牌,人至贱则无敌,此 ︶ I
║| ↖ / / ╱/ | 牌以其无以伦比之傻事、糗 ╰|
║| ╲ __ ↖\ / / I 事号令天下 ║|I
║| 万 ↖ ┋ \ ╲ __ │\ | ║||
║| ╲ __ ヘ ╲ ┋ \| \ I _|I
║| 賤 ┋ \| \ ヘ ╲ | | |
║| ヘ ﹨\╲ | \ ╲ I |║I
║| 齊 ▁▁_ \ |│/╲ ﹨\╲ | |║|
║| __ ╲ _|│_ |│ ╲ I |║I
║| 發 ﹨╱│/_ ╲ |│╱ | |║|
║| ︵╮ //▕/ ╲ \│/ I |║I
╚|_ ╲_│╭︵╮ ﹨︳ _▁ | |║|
I╚|╗ (.)▕(_/ ╲_) |︳╱ I |║I
| |║ ╮ | (.(. )╯ |// | |║|
I |║灬0_)|╭︵╮ │╭︵╮I |║I
| |║ ︵│|(0灬0_) ▕(_/ ╲ | ╔ |╝|
I |║︶︶▕|| ︵│ | (.(. I ║_| I
| |║ \ ︶︶ /|╭︵╮ | ║-27-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 万贱齐发·connect | ―――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ▕\ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱/ ▕\ I ﹢程序员入 ︶ I
║| ↖ / / ╱/ | ╰|
║| ╲ __ ↖\ / / I 据说某俄国特工九死一生偷到了NASA太空火 ║|I
║| 万 ↖ ┋ \ ╲ __ │\ | 箭发射程序源代码的最后一页,代码是: ║||
║| ╲ __ ヘ ╲ ┋ \| \ I _|I
║| 賤 ┋ \| \ ヘ ╲ | | |
║| ヘ ﹨\╲ | \ ╲ I |║I
║| 齊 ▁▁_ \ |│/╲ ﹨\╲ | |║|
║| __ ╲ _|│_ |│ ╲ I }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} |║I
║| 發 ﹨╱│/_ ╲ |│╱ | }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} |║|
║| ︵╮ //▕/ ╲ \│/ I |║I
╚|_ ╲_│╭︵╮ ﹨︳ _▁ | |║|
I╚|╗ (.)▕(_/ ╲_) |︳╱ I |║I
| |║ ╮ | (.(. )╯ |// | |║|
I |║灬0_)|╭︵╮ │╭︵╮I |║I
| |║ ︵│|(0灬0_) ▕(_/ ╲ | ╔ |╝|
I |║︶︶▕|| ︵│ | (.(. I ║_| I
| |║ \ ︶︶ /|╭︵╮ | ║-28-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 万贱齐发·forz |―――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ▕\ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱/ ▕\ I ﹢地铁里看见的真事 ︶ I
║| ↖ / / ╱/ | ╰|
║| ╲ __ ↖\ / / I 地铁里,男A和女B因为一点碰撞吵了起来, ║|I
║| 万 ↖ ┋ \ ╲ __ │\ | 到一站停了,女B下车了,刚下车犹豫了一 ║||
║| ╲ __ ヘ ╲ ┋ \| \ I 下,冲上来挥手给了A一个耳光,然后转身 _|I
║| 賤 ┋ \| \ ヘ ╲ | 就跑,结果涌上来一群人,又把B给挤回来 | |
║| ヘ ﹨\╲ | \ ╲ I 了,没下去车。然后A就冲上去踢了B一脚。 |║I
║| 齊 ▁▁_ \ |│/╲ ﹨\╲ | B还手。之后开始一直动手打架,还互骂。 |║|
║| __ ╲ _|│_ |│ ╲ I 然后过了N站,还没停止。这时候突然一个 |║I
║| 發 ﹨╱│/_ ╲ |│╱ | 壮汉站起来了,大吼:别TM打了,cao!老 |║|
║| ︵╮ //▕/ ╲ \│/ I 子看你们打架都看过站了! |║I
╚|_ ╲_│╭︵╮ ﹨︳ _▁ | |║|
I╚|╗ (.)▕(_/ ╲_) |︳╱ I |║I
| |║ ╮ | (.(. )╯ |// | |║|
I |║灬0_)|╭︵╮ │╭︵╮I |║I
| |║ ︵│|(0灬0_) ▕(_/ ╲ | ╔ |╝|
I |║︶︶▕|| ︵│ | (.(. I ║_| I
| |║ \ ︶︶ /|╭︵╮ | ║-29-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 万贱齐发·jackieand | ――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ▕\ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱/ ▕\ I ﹢你后面有一只猪 ︶ I
║| ↖ / / ╱/ | ╰|
║| ╲ __ ↖\ / / I 记得在大学时,一晚自习课,想让我同桌班 ║|I
║| 万 ↖ ┋ \ ╲ __ │\ | 长出一下洋相,我往他后面贴了一张纸,纸 ║||
║| ╲ __ ヘ ╲ ┋ \| \ I 上画了一只猪。他后桌是一个很胖的女生, _|I
║| 賤 ┋ \| \ ヘ ╲ | 胖女生看到之后猛笑,并且越笑越大声,班 | |
║| ヘ ﹨\╲ | \ ╲ I 长责问她为什么笑。那胖女生边笑边指着班 |║I
║| 齊 ▁▁_ \ |│/╲ ﹨\╲ | 长说:“你后面有一只猪……” |║|
║| __ ╲ _|│_ |│ ╲ I |║I
║| 發 ﹨╱│/_ ╲ |│╱ | |║|
║| ︵╮ //▕/ ╲ \│/ I |║I
╚|_ ╲_│╭︵╮ ﹨︳ _▁ | |║|
I╚|╗ (.)▕(_/ ╲_) |︳╱ I |║I
| |║ ╮ | (.(. )╯ |// | |║|
I |║灬0_)|╭︵╮ │╭︵╮I |║I
| |║ ︵│|(0灬0_) ▕(_/ ╲ | ╔ |╝|
I |║︶︶▕|| ︵│ | (.(. I ║_| I
| |║ \ ︶︶ /|╭︵╮ | ║-30-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 万贱齐发·longskychina |―――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ▕\ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱/ ▕\ I ﹢高中的一个同学 ︶ I
║| ↖ / / ╱/ | ╰|
║| ╲ __ ↖\ / / I 记得高中时候上晚自习,一哥们在最后一排 ║|I
║| 万 ↖ ┋ \ ╲ __ │\ | 睡觉。突然醒了,然后把灯关了,接着睡觉。║||
║| ╲ __ ヘ ╲ ┋ \| \ I 当时全班同学都看傻了。 _|I
║| 賤 ┋ \| \ ヘ ╲ | | |
║| ヘ ﹨\╲ | \ ╲ I |║I
║| 齊 ▁▁_ \ |│/╲ ﹨\╲ | |║|
║| __ ╲ _|│_ |│ ╲ I |║I
║| 發 ﹨╱│/_ ╲ |│╱ | |║|
║| ︵╮ //▕/ ╲ \│/ I |║I
╚|_ ╲_│╭︵╮ ﹨︳ _▁ | |║|
I╚|╗ (.)▕(_/ ╲_) |︳╱ I |║I
| |║ ╮ | (.(. )╯ |// | |║|
I |║灬0_)|╭︵╮ │╭︵╮I |║I
| |║ ︵│|(0灬0_) ▕(_/ ╲ | ╔ |╝|
I |║︶︶▕|| ︵│ | (.(. I ║_| I
| |║ \ ︶︶ /|╭︵╮ | ║-31-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 万贱齐发·opiuk | ――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ▕\ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱/ ▕\ I ﹢冲错话费了 ︶ I
║| ↖ / / ╱/ | ╰|
║| ╲ __ ↖\ / / I 充电话费充错手机号了,因为充了100有点 ║|I
║| 万 ↖ ┋ \ ╲ __ │\ | 心疼,就给那个哥们打了过去,说能不能给 ║||
║| ╲ __ ヘ ╲ ┋ \| \ I 我充回来~结果那哥们特郁闷的说:兄弟, _|I
║| 賤 ┋ \| \ ヘ ╲ | 年底了,全是要帐的,我好不容易停机了, | |
║| ヘ ﹨\╲ | \ ╲ I 你他妈的又给我充上了…… |║I
║| 齊 ▁▁_ \ |│/╲ ﹨\╲ | |║|
║| __ ╲ _|│_ |│ ╲ I |║I
║| 發 ﹨╱│/_ ╲ |│╱ | |║|
║| ︵╮ //▕/ ╲ \│/ I |║I
╚|_ ╲_│╭︵╮ ﹨︳ _▁ | |║|
I╚|╗ (.)▕(_/ ╲_) |︳╱ I |║I
| |║ ╮ | (.(. )╯ |// | |║|
I |║灬0_)|╭︵╮ │╭︵╮I |║I
| |║ ︵│|(0灬0_) ▕(_/ ╲ | ╔ |╝|
I |║︶︶▕|| ︵│ | (.(. I ║_| I
| |║ \ ︶︶ /|╭︵╮ | ║-32-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 万贱齐发·veheibo | ―――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ▕\ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱/ ▕\ I ﹢烧柱香 ︶ I
║| ↖ / / ╱/ | ╰|
║| ╲ __ ↖\ / / I 住校,晚上天气闷热,又没有电,于是把凉 ║|I
║| 万 ↖ ┋ \ ╲ __ │\ | 席铺到楼道睡。刚躺下就被蚊子编队围住… ║||
║| ╲ __ ヘ ╲ ┋ \| \ I 翻箱倒柜找出盘蚊香,点上放在脚底下,这 _|I
║| 賤 ┋ \| \ ヘ ╲ | 才安然睡去… | |
║| ヘ ﹨\╲ | \ ╲ I 又不到一个钟头,我被一声男人的尖叫惊醒 |║I
║| 齊 ▁▁_ \ |│/╲ ﹨\╲ | ,我大怒,只见一人影哆哆嗦嗦地说:“你 |║|
║| __ ╲ _|│_ |│ ╲ I 、你大爷的!铺个草席躺楼道里就够吓人的 |║I
║| 發 ﹨╱│/_ ╲ |│╱ | 了,还烧柱香…” |║|
║| ︵╮ //▕/ ╲ \│/ I |║I
╚|_ ╲_│╭︵╮ ﹨︳ _▁ | |║|
I╚|╗ (.)▕(_/ ╲_) |︳╱ I |║I
| |║ ╮ | (.(. )╯ |// | |║|
I |║灬0_)|╭︵╮ │╭︵╮I |║I
| |║ ︵│|(0灬0_) ▕(_/ ╲ | ╔ |╝|
I |║︶︶▕|| ︵│ | (.(. I ║_| I
| |║ \ ︶︶ /|╭︵╮ | ║-33-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 个人篇·情锁连环 |――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╲ I < 情锁连环 > 选择一至多名异性目标角色 ︶ I
║| ╲ ___ | ,降低他/她们的判断力; ╰|
║| ╱ _╲ I 若目标角色也对你使用此锦 ║|I
║| 情 / ╱ ╲╲ ___ | 囊,则两人自动适用乐不思 ║||
║| │__ \ │││ ╱ _ ╲ I 蜀,相对于其他玩家,两人 _|I
║| 索 \ _╲╲`/ / / ╱\╲ \╱| 体力、智商均自动归零。 | |
║| ╲﹨\╱ /╲__/ / \ \ I |║I
║| 連 ╲___|│╱ ╲__╱ ∕\ | |║|
║| | |│▁ ╲ ╲| |︳I |║I
║| 環 ︶\╱︶\ \ ╲ ﹨ ╲| |║|
║| (ハ ︳ ︳ ╲_╲ I |║I
╚|_ ハ) ) | │ | |║|
I╚|╗ ( \_ ∕ / I |║I
| |║ _/ ˊ / | |║|
I |║ _/\ ╱_╱ I |║I
| |║ ` ̄ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ I ║_| I
| |║ | ║-34-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 情锁连环·cuco |―――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╲ I ﹢邻居是一位90岁的老头 ︶ I
║| ╲ ___ | ╰|
║| ╱ _╲ I 邻居是一位90岁的老头,每天骑自行车去海 ║|I
║| 情 / ╱ ╲╲ ___ | 边的老人院。这天出门我正好遇上他,问: ║||
║| │__ \ │││ ╱ _ ╲ I “您每天都骑自行车去那儿,有什么好玩的 _|I
║| 索 \ _╲╲`/ / / ╱\╲ \╱| 吗?”他一边推自行车一边回答:“有很多 | |
║| ╲﹨\╱ /╲__/ / \ \ I 七八十岁又年轻又单身的女人!” |║I
║| 連 ╲___|│╱ ╲__╱ ∕\ | |║|
║| | |│▁ ╲ ╲| |︳I ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~赞下~! |║I
║| 環 ︶\╱︶\ \ ╲ ﹨ ╲| |║|
║| (ハ ︳ ︳ ╲_╲ I |║I
╚|_ ハ) ) | │ | |║|
I╚|╗ ( \_ ∕ / I |║I
| |║ _/ ˊ / | |║|
I |║ _/\ ╱_╱ I |║I
| |║ ` ̄ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ I ║_| I
| |║ | ║-35-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 情锁连环·gs02 |―――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╲ I ﹢我和mm ︶ I
║| ╲ ___ | ╰|
║| ╱ _╲ I 我理mm文,我平时较少言。 ║|I
║| 情 / ╱ ╲╲ ___ | 某天说到概率,mm开始长篇大论。我懒得理 ║||
║| │__ \ │││ ╱ _ ╲ I 她,就说:你根本不懂数学!于是mm无语, _|I
║| 索 \ _╲╲`/ / / ╱\╲ \╱| 表情很是郁闷 | |
║| ╲﹨\╱ /╲__/ / \ \ I 今天下午我骑车带着mm从六教回来,途中下 |║I
║| 連 ╲___|│╱ ╲__╱ ∕\ | 坡,超车无数。 mm又开始她的理论,惯性 |║|
║| | |│▁ ╲ ╲| |︳I 和质量成正比,我们是两个人所以跑得快。 |║I
║| 環 ︶\╱︶\ \ ╲ ﹨ ╲| 我懒得跟她解释摩擦力什么都是正比于重力 |║|
║| (ハ ︳ ︳ ╲_╲ I 的,就说:你根本不懂物理! |║I
╚|_ ハ) ) | │ | mm又无语,继续郁闷。 |║|
I╚|╗ ( \_ ∕ / I 过了很久,mm说 |║I
| |║ _/ ˊ / | 你根本不懂女人!! |║|
I |║ _/\ ╱_╱ I 根本不懂女人!! |║I
| |║ ` ̄ | 不懂女人!! ╔ |╝|
I |║ I 女人!! ║_| I
| |║ | !!!!! ║-36-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 情锁连环·shengbanxia | ―――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╲ I ﹢哭笑不得 ︶ I
║| ╲ ___ | ╰|
║| ╱ _╲ I 老公在上一个东家那里还有最后一笔现金工 ║|I
║| 情 / ╱ ╲╲ ___ | 资要领,因为他比较忙我比较闲,我要替他 ║||
║| │__ \ │││ ╱ _ ╲ I 去领,被老公坚决拒绝.我以为他不想工资 _|I
║| 索 \ _╲╲`/ / / ╱\╲ \╱| 被"充公"呢,结果他半天幽幽地说道:" | |
║| ╲﹨\╱ /╲__/ / \ \ I 你不能去…因为我已经在他们面前把你吹得 |║I
║| 連 ╲___|│╱ ╲__╱ ∕\ | 跟天仙一样了…" |║|
║| | |│▁ ╲ ╲| |︳I |║I
║| 環 ︶\╱︶\ \ ╲ ﹨ ╲| |║|
║| (ハ ︳ ︳ ╲_╲ I |║I
╚|_ ハ) ) | │ | |║|
I╚|╗ ( \_ ∕ / I |║I
| |║ _/ ˊ / | |║|
I |║ _/\ ╱_╱ I |║I
| |║ ` ̄ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ I ║_| I
| |║ | ║-37-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 个人篇·过河拆桥 |――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ __ 圭 __ _ ___ I < 过河拆桥 > 宁可我负天下人,休教天下 ︶ I
║| ︺ ╱ | 人负我!此技能以其损人不 ╰|
║| __ _ _ ╱╱ I 利己的损事、损话致使和你 ║|I
║| 過 ╱╱╱ | 同一角色(水车)的玩家丧 ║||
║| ___ _ ╱╱|| I 失一点体力。 _|I
║| 河 ╱╱╱︶ ╲ | | |
║| ╱╱|| ╲ I |║I
║| 拆 <╱╱︶ ╲╲ | |║|
║| ▔ / ╲ ╲ ╱ I |║I
║| 橋 _ / ╲ ╲ ╱╱ | |║|
║| ╱> ╲ <╱| I |║I
╚|_ ╱╱ ___ ╲ ╱ | |║|
I╚|╗ ╱|╱╲ _ / I |║I
| |║ || ╲ 〈\\ | |║|
I |║╱︶ ╲╲ \\\ I |║I
| |║ ╲ ╲ ╲╲ (( \\\ ))| ╔ |╝|
I |║ ╲ ╱> >-_╰ ﹀'╯I ║_| I
| |║ ╲╲ ╱|╱ __ -- | ║-38-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 过河拆桥·jixiesheji |――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ __ 圭 __ _ ___ I ﹢国庆的时候吃饭 ︶ I
║| ︺ ╱ | ╰|
║| __ _ _ ╱╱ I 国庆和一哥们饭店吃饭。菜上齐、哥们儿喊 ║|I
║| 過 ╱╱╱ | 服务员:信不信我用大拇指就能把啤酒打开 ║||
║| ___ _ ╱╱|| I 。服务员惊奇的说:不信。哥们儿淡淡的说 _|I
║| 河 ╱╱╱︶ ╲ | :那你还不把瓶起子拿来?! | |
║| ╱╱|| ╲ I |║I
║| 拆 <╱╱︶ ╲╲ | |║|
║| ▔ / ╲ ╲ ╱ I |║I
║| 橋 _ / ╲ ╲ ╱╱ | |║|
║| ╱> ╲ <╱| I |║I
╚|_ ╱╱ ___ ╲ ╱ | |║|
I╚|╗ ╱|╱╲ _ / I |║I
| |║ || ╲ 〈\\ | |║|
I |║╱︶ ╲╲ \\\ I |║I
| |║ ╲ ╲ ╲╲ (( \\\ ))| ╔ |╝|
I |║ ╲ ╱> >-_╰ ﹀'╯I ║_| I
| |║ ╲╲ ╱|╱ __ -- | ║-39-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 过河拆桥·landx | ――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ __ 圭 __ _ ___ I ﹢这是哪只股票? ︶ I
║| ︺ ╱ | ╰|
║| __ _ _ ╱╱ I 半年前,为了鞭策自己减肥,我坚持每天记 ║|I
║| 過 ╱╱╱ | 录自己的体重,填入Excel表格,生成一个 ║||
║| ___ _ ╱╱|| I 走势图…… _|I
║| 河 ╱╱╱︶ ╲ | 今天,同事经过我的座位,只见他走过去了 | |
║| ╱╱|| ╲ I 又若有所思地倒了回来,趴我耳边悄悄问: |║I
║| 拆 <╱╱︶ ╲╲ | 那个……能不能透露一下,你这是哪只股票 |║|
║| ▔ / ╲ ╲ ╱ I 啊?走势蛮好的…… |║I
║| 橋 _ / ╲ ╲ ╱╱ | |║|
║| ╱> ╲ <╱| I |║I
╚|_ ╱╱ ___ ╲ ╱ | |║|
I╚|╗ ╱|╱╲ _ / I |║I
| |║ || ╲ 〈\\ | |║|
I |║╱︶ ╲╲ \\\ I |║I
| |║ ╲ ╲ ╲╲ (( \\\ ))| ╔ |╝|
I |║ ╲ ╱> >-_╰ ﹀'╯I ║_| I
| |║ ╲╲ ╱|╱ __ -- | ║-40-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 过河拆桥·shaofanyun |――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ __ 圭 __ _ ___ I ﹢刚才吃巫山烤全鱼丢人了 ︶ I
║| ︺ ╱ | ╰|
║| __ _ _ ╱╱ I 公司洗手间的水龙头都是感应的,习惯了, ║|I
║| 過 ╱╱╱ | 刚才team building去上地的巫山烤全鱼吃 ║||
║| ___ _ ╱╱|| I 午饭,中间去洗手间洗手,手在龙头下面呆 _|I
║| 河 ╱╱╱︶ ╲ | 了半天不见出水,这是一个大叔过来帮我打 | |
║| ╱╱|| ╲ I 开水龙头,俺表示感谢,大叔说,水要拧一 |║I
║| 拆 <╱╱︶ ╲╲ | 下,然后加了一句,大城市就是不一样吧。 |║|
║| ▔ / ╲ ╲ ╱ I |║I
║| 橋 _ / ╲ ╲ ╱╱ | 靠,IT民工穿的破烂了点怎么啦 |║|
║| ╱> ╲ <╱| I |║I
╚|_ ╱╱ ___ ╲ ╱ | |║|
I╚|╗ ╱|╱╲ _ / I |║I
| |║ || ╲ 〈\\ | |║|
I |║╱︶ ╲╲ \\\ I |║I
| |║ ╲ ╲ ╲╲ (( \\\ ))| ╔ |╝|
I |║ ╲ ╱> >-_╰ ﹀'╯I ║_| I
| |║ ╲╲ ╱|╱ __ -- | ║-41-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 过河拆桥·Silmarillion |―――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ __ 圭 __ _ ___ I ﹢想起我遇到的一个 ︶ I
║| ︺ ╱ | ╰|
║| __ _ _ ╱╱ I 有次在地铁里,看到一个老太太一上车,就 ║|I
║| 過 ╱╱╱ | 被某热心乘客让座老太太再三推辞,无奈坐 ║||
║| ___ _ ╱╱|| I 下一站之后,老太太再也坐不住了,站起来 _|I
║| 河 ╱╱╱︶ ╲ | ,从包里掏出一打北京地图..... | |
║| ╱╱|| ╲ I |║I
║| 拆 <╱╱︶ ╲╲ | |║|
║| ▔ / ╲ ╲ ╱ I |║I
║| 橋 _ / ╲ ╲ ╱╱ | |║|
║| ╱> ╲ <╱| I |║I
╚|_ ╱╱ ___ ╲ ╱ | |║|
I╚|╗ ╱|╱╲ _ / I |║I
| |║ || ╲ 〈\\ | |║|
I |║╱︶ ╲╲ \\\ I |║I
| |║ ╲ ╲ ╲╲ (( \\\ ))| ╔ |╝|
I |║ ╲ ╱> >-_╰ ﹀'╯I ║_| I
| |║ ╲╲ ╱|╱ __ -- | ║-42-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 过河拆桥·VikingGundam |―――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ __ 圭 __ _ ___ I ﹢充电 ︶ I
║| ︺ ╱ | ╰|
║| __ _ _ ╱╱ I 在列车洗脸间给手机充电,人靠在墙上发呆 ║|I
║| 過 ╱╱╱ | ,手机连着线放在口袋里。一个来上厕所小 ║||
║| ___ _ ╱╱|| I 男孩儿回头对他妈妈说:快看,机器人充电 _|I
║| 河 ╱╱╱︶ ╲ | 呢! | |
║| ╱╱|| ╲ I |║I
║| 拆 <╱╱︶ ╲╲ | |║|
║| ▔ / ╲ ╲ ╱ I |║I
║| 橋 _ / ╲ ╲ ╱╱ | |║|
║| ╱> ╲ <╱| I |║I
╚|_ ╱╱ ___ ╲ ╱ | |║|
I╚|╗ ╱|╱╲ _ / I |║I
| |║ || ╲ 〈\\ | |║|
I |║╱︶ ╲╲ \\\ I |║I
| |║ ╲ ╲ ╲╲ (( \\\ ))| ╔ |╝|
I |║ ╲ ╱> >-_╰ ﹀'╯I ║_| I
| |║ ╲╲ ╱|╱ __ -- | ║-43-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 个人篇·乐不思蜀 |――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ╱ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱ _ __ I < 乐不思蜀 > 高级水车锁定技,使用后可 ︶ I
║| 〈 ╱ _ | | 降低对手的J点、体力和记 ╰|
║| ╱'╱ /\| >﹨ _ I 忆力。 ║|I
║| 樂 \ ╲/\>_╱╱╱ \ | ║||
║| ‵<╲「_╱╱ ︹ ╲ I _|I
║| 不 \▔< ︺_∠╱﹨\ \ | | |
║| ╲ \| _> <\︹\│I |║I
║| 思 \ _\╱> ∠/ | |║|
║| ︳ ╲\|╱╱ I |║I
║| 蜀╲ /︳ ╲/ | |║|
║| \ ╲ / ◢◣ ◢◣ I |║I
╚|_ \__ ─ˊ ◥◥◣◢◤◤ | |║|
I╚|╗ \ _ __ ◥◥◤◤ / I |║I
| |║ ╲/ ╲ ◢◤◥◣ | |║|
I |║  ̄ \◢◤◤◥◥◣ I |║I
| |║ ◥◤ ◥◤ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ I ║_| I
| |║ | ║-44-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 乐不思蜀·jikhotel |―――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ╱ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱ _ __ I ﹢低调 ︶ I
║| 〈 ╱ _ | | ╰|
║| ╱'╱ /\| >﹨ _ I 姥爷推着嘉嘉在小区里溜达,走过一对母女 ║|I
║| 樂 \ ╲/\>_╱╱╱ \ | ,听到俩人在背后说,霍!这孩子真漂亮。 ║||
║| ‵<╲「_╱╱ ︹ ╲ I 姥爷听完以后,默默转过头,从母女身边又 _|I
║| 不 \▔< ︺_∠╱﹨\ \ | 过了一遍。。。 | |
║| ╲ \| _> <\︹\│I |║I
║| 思 \ _\╱> ∠/ | |║|
║| ︳ ╲\|╱╱ I |║I
║| 蜀╲ /︳ ╲/ | |║|
║| \ ╲ / ◢◣ ◢◣ I |║I
╚|_ \__ ─ˊ ◥◥◣◢◤◤ | |║|
I╚|╗ \ _ __ ◥◥◤◤ / I |║I
| |║ ╲/ ╲ ◢◤◥◣ | |║|
I |║  ̄ \◢◤◤◥◥◣ I |║I
| |║ ◥◤ ◥◤ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ I ║_| I
| |║ | ║-45-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 乐不思蜀·phage | ――――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ╱ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱ _ __ I ﹢大陆高校文化气息比香港浓厚 ︶ I
║| 〈 ╱ _ | | ╰|
║| ╱'╱ /\| >﹨ _ I 有个人向我抱怨说香港的大学,商业气息太 ║|I
║| 樂 \ ╲/\>_╱╱╱ \ | 浓:在校园里搭讪,十个有九是学金融的; ║||
║| ‵<╲「_╱╱ ︹ ╲ I 餐厅电子屏幕循环闪全球股指、外汇价格。 _|I
║| 不 \▔< ︺_∠╱﹨\ \ | 他认为这挺浮躁,不及内地大学有文化,他 | |
║| ╲ \| _> <\︹\│I 对比说:在内地你每次进校门,保安就会问 |║I
║| 思 \ _\╱> ∠/ | 你三个哲学上的终极问题: |║|
║| ︳ ╲\|╱╱ I “你是谁?” |║I
║| 蜀╲ /︳ ╲/ | “你从哪里来?” |║|
║| \ ╲ / ◢◣ ◢◣ I “你要到哪里去?” |║I
╚|_ \__ ─ˊ ◥◥◣◢◤◤ | 显得很有文化的样子。 |║|
I╚|╗ \ _ __ ◥◥◤◤ / I |║I
| |║ ╲/ ╲ ◢◤◥◣ | |║|
I |║  ̄ \◢◤◤◥◥◣ I |║I
| |║ ◥◤ ◥◤ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ I ║_| I
| |║ | ║-46-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 乐不思蜀·qzstar1985 |――――――――|
I _|╔══════════ I ══════════════════╰( ╭) I
| _|╔╝ ╱ | ╰(╯|
╔|═╝ ╱ _ __ I ﹢数学系一共就十个班 ︶ I
║| 〈 ╱ _ | | ╰|
║| ╱'╱ /\| >﹨ _ I 数学系一共就十个班。 ║|I
║| 樂 \ ╲/\>_╱╱╱ \ | 今天与某人偶遇。他对我说:“你也数学系 ║||
║| ‵<╲「_╱╱ ︹ ╲ I 的?你是十班的么?” _|I
║| 不 \▔< ︺_∠╱﹨\ \ | 我对他说:“你是九班的么?” | |
║| ╲ \| _> <\︹\│I 他对我说:“你是八班的么?” |║I
║| 思 \ _\╱> ∠/ | 我对他说:“你是七班的么?” |║|
║| ︳ ╲\|╱╱ I 他对我说:“你是六班的么?” |║I
║| 蜀╲ /︳ ╲/ | 我对他说:“你是五班的么?” |║|
║| \ ╲ / ◢◣ ◢◣ I 他对我说:“你是四班的么?” |║I
╚|_ \__ ─ˊ ◥◥◣◢◤◤ | 我对他说:“你是三班的么?” |║|
I╚|╗ \ _ __ ◥◥◤◤ / I 他对我说:“原来你是二班的啊!” |║I
| |║ ╲/ ╲ ◢◤◥◣ | 我对他说:“原来你是一班的啊!” |║|
I |║  ̄ \◢◤◤◥◥◣ I 二人抚掌欢笑。 |║I
| |║ ◥◤ ◥◤ | 旁边传来对话。“你也中文系的?我是二 ╔ |╝|
I |║ I 班的,你呢?”“我是一班的。” ║_| I
| |║ | 沉默。 ║-47-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 乐不思蜀·taugulua |―――――――――|
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╔|═╝ ╱ _ __ I ﹢来来,原创。。。 ︶ I
║| 〈 ╱ _ | | ╰|
║| ╱'╱ /\| >﹨ _ I 不笑不许打我 ║|I
║| 樂 \ ╲/\>_╱╱╱ \ | 刚才看到有人说某2b,在别人的id后面加上 ║||
║| ‵<╲「_╱╱ ︹ ╲ I 2b,后来被杀当了 _|I
║| 不 \▔< ︺_∠╱﹨\ \ | 突发奇想,如果注册个smth2b会怎么样,结 | |
║| ╲ \| _> <\︹\│I 果不能注册 |║I
║| 思 \ _\╱> ∠/ | smthsb,不能注册,sbsmth,不能注册。。 |║|
║| ︳ ╲\|╱╱ I 。后来一想,是不是带smth的都不能注册, |║I
║| 蜀╲ /︳ ╲/ | 为了保持官方id权威性 |║|
║| \ ╲ / ◢◣ ◢◣ I 结果尝试smthnb,通过了。。。 |║I
╚|_ \__ ─ˊ ◥◥◣◢◤◤ | |║|
I╚|╗ \ _ __ ◥◥◤◤ / I |║I
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| |║ | ║-48-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 乐不思蜀·图片版 |――――――――――|
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╔|═╝ ﹢最近回帖流行用一个“内”字 by xhotkey ︶ I
║| http://www.newsmth.net/nForum/article/MMJoke/105809?s=105809 ╰|
║| ﹢背影…… by VampireJax ║|I
║| 樂 http://www.newsmth.net/nForum/article/MMJoke/109101?s=109101 ║||
║| ﹢为什么那么多好方案不中标,因为你不了解 by tuboshu _|I
║| 不 http://www.newsmth.net/nForum/#!article/MMJoke/114702?p=1#a0 | |
║| ﹢广州动物公园马路边的插画 by match510520 |║I
║| 思 http://www.newsmth.net/nForum/#!article/MMJoke/99206?p=1#a0 |║|
║| ﹢胖子的用处 by wxfromxh |║I
║| 蜀 http://www.newsmth.net/nForum/#!article/MMJoke/103299?p=1#a0 |║|
║| ﹢犀牛的世界 by at2011518 |║I
╚|_ http://www.newsmth.net/nForum/article/MMJoke/111907?s=111907 |║|
I╚|╗ ﹢你怎么不喊我亲? by dabao |║I
| |║ http://www.newsmth.net/nForum/#!article/MMJoke/109446?p=1#a0 |║|
I |║ ﹢黄师傅vs霍师傅 by joejunker |║I
| |║ http://www.newsmth.net/nForum/#!article/MMJoke/108030?p=1#a0 ╔ |╝|
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| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 集体篇·水车入侵 |――――――――――|
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╔|═╝ ___ __ __ ___ I < 水车入侵 > 由3名以上水车联合发动,可 ︶ I
║| _\╱--\/ \/--╲/_ | 造成猪头丧失1点体力,但猪 ╰|
║| _/ ⌒ ⌒\ /⌒ ⌒ \_ I 头可发动封禁技能反击。 ║|I
║| 水 '~\ _(oo)/ \(oo)_ /`' | ║||
║| ︺ ︺︺ ︺︺ ︺ I _|I
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| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 水车入侵·盐多必湿 |―――――――――|
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╔|═╝ ___ __ __ ___ I ﹢盐多必湿 ︶ I
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║| _/ ⌒ ⌒\ /⌒ ⌒ \_ I - 缘起【2011日本核泄露造成中国抢盐潮】 ║|I
║| 水 '~\ _(oo)/ \(oo)_ /`' | ║||
║| ︺ ︺︺ ︺︺ ︺ I - 水车战局精彩记录 _|I
║| 車 :: | 据说同为盐荒子孙的苏东坡和夫人在没有抢 | |
║| :::: I 到盐之后, 很有感慨的写下了: 相顾无盐, |║I
║| 入 :::::: | 唯有泪千行 的名句. by captainclaw |║|
║| :::::::: I |║I
║| 侵 :::: | 上联:日本人在核辐射中等待碘盐 |║|
║| :::: I 下联:中国人抢碘盐以等待核辐射 |║I
╚|_ :::: | 横批:无盐以对 |║|
I╚|╗ :::: I 上联:日本是大核民族 |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 下联:中国是盐荒子孙 |║|
I |║ |┤│ │ |┤|_ |< I 横批:有碘意思 by font |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ | ╔ |╝|
I |║ |┤|- |-< |- I 崴脚部发盐人称:作为发盐人,一定知无 ║_| I
| |║ ▔ ▔ | 不盐,盐无不尽。 by Darrell1203 ║-51-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 水车入侵·盐多必湿 |―――――――――|
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╔|═╝ ___ __ __ ___ I 您盐重了 by uranium ︶ I
║| _\╱--\/ \/--╲/_ | (各位盐重了! by miyami) ╰|
║| _/ ⌒ ⌒\ /⌒ ⌒ \_ I ║|I
║| 水 '~\ _(oo)/ \(oo)_ /`' | ccav有个主持人叫白盐送 by mislixue ║||
║| ︺ ︺︺ ︺︺ ︺ I _|I
║| 車 :: | 岩雁筵檐燕,檐燕咽盐,奄奄,岩雁咽咽, | |
║| :::: I 验盐,赝盐焉,厌盐。 |║I
║| 入 :::::: | by semifinal |║|
║| :::::::: I |║I
║| 侵 :::: | 闫彦,胭颜艳妍,腌雁演筵宴严。闫彦严言 |║|
║| :::: I :“严眼炎,厌盐,焉咽腌雁”闫彦掩颜淹 |║I
╚|_ :::: | 眼。 by SHENOK |║|
I╚|╗ :::: I |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 在食盐哄抢之下,某超市咸鱼摊位边增设了 |║|
I |║ |┤│ │ |┤|_ |< I 4位保安,以防止顾客舔食盐行为,如此为 |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 之的原因是:昨天好好的四尾大咸鱼硬是 ╔ |╝|
I |║ |┤|- |-< |- I 被舔成了淡水鱼…… ║_| I
| |║ ▔ ▔ | 一天之后,又有四尾大咸鱼被舔成淡水鱼 ║-52-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 水车入侵·盐多必湿 |―――――――――|
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╔|═╝ ___ __ __ ___ I (接上页) ︶ I
║| _\╱--\/ \/--╲/_ | 了。据目击者称,是保安舔的。于是,四名 ╰|
║| _/ ⌒ ⌒\ /⌒ ⌒ \_ I 保安被辞退了... by lnf ║|I
║| 水 '~\ _(oo)/ \(oo)_ /`' | ║||
║| ︺ ︺︺ ︺︺ ︺ I 今天某会场突发骚乱,不知何故与会者争相 _|I
║| 車 :: | 冲上台导致踩踏事件。警方来到医院想从会 | |
║| :::: I 议主持人那里得到事件真相,主持人奄奄一 |║I
║| 入 :::::: | 息的说道:我也不知道为什么,我只是说了 |║|
║| :::::::: I 句:下面请领导发盐,大家欢迎。"结果所有 |║I
║| 侵 :::: | 人就红了眼的冲了上来。 by nightwizard |║|
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| |║ ▔ ▔ | ║-53-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 水车入侵·泼水节 |――――――――――|
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╔|═╝ ___ __ __ ___ I ﹢泼水节 ︶ I
║| _\╱--\/ \/--╲/_ | ╰|
║| _/ ⌒ ⌒\ /⌒ ⌒ \_ I - 缘起 ║|I
║| 水 '~\ _(oo)/ \(oo)_ /`' | 【同一个段子,天涯猫扑网易新浪的区别】 ║||
║| ︺ ︺︺ ︺︺ ︺ I 泼水节,一哥们大喊:“谁他妈泼我?”旁 _|I
║| 車 :: | 人劝:“泼你是送你吉祥的意思。” | |
║| :::: I 哥们怒骂:“少来这套,谁他妈用开水泼我 |║I
║| 入 :::::: | !” |║|
║| :::::::: I 但是,通过网友回复却能深刻体现出各家微 |║I
║| 侵 :::: | 博论坛的区别,看好了,不要落下一个字: |║|
║| :::: I |║I
╚|_ :::: | 【天涯论坛跟帖】 |║|
I╚|╗ :::: I 1楼:根据泼水节的场地需求,一壶开水从 |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 场外烧开披荆斩棘来到场内,估计早就被泼 |║|
I |║ |┤│ │ |┤|_ |< I 凉了。 |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 2楼:1楼好久不见 ╔ |╝|
I |║ |┤|- |-< |- I 3楼:是啊,最近都去杂谈了 ║_| I
| |║ ▔ ▔ | 4楼:胡公子也多日不来了,改天去踢球?║-54-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 水车入侵·泼水节 |――――――――――|
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║| _\╱--\/ \/--╲/_ | 5楼:好啊,你订场子 ╰|
║| _/ ⌒ ⌒\ /⌒ ⌒ \_ I ║|I
║| 水 '~\ _(oo)/ \(oo)_ /`' | 【猫扑论坛跟帖】 ║||
║| ︺ ︺︺ ︺︺ ︺ I 1楼:沙发 _|I
║| 車 :: | 2楼:板凳,求真相 | |
║| :::: I 3楼:烫熟了没? |║I
║| 入 :::::: | 4楼:求人肉 |║|
║| :::::::: I 5楼:对,人肉这小子 |║I
║| 侵 :::: | 6楼:这个是我隔壁二大爷那傻小子干的 |║|
║| :::: I 7楼:身份证号133011xxxxxxxxxxxx |║I
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I╚|╗ :::: I 【网易微博评论】 |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 1楼: |║|
I |║ |┤│ │ |┤|_ |< I 从来泼水送吉祥 未见泼水送沸汤 |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 若非曾有旧日仇 定是jq被中伤 ╔ |╝|
I |║ |┤|- |-< |- I 2楼:淫才啊 ║_| I
| |║ ▔ ▔ | 3楼:淫得一手好湿 ║-55-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 水车入侵·泼水节 |――――――――――|
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║| _\╱--\/ \/--╲/_ | 4楼: ╰|
║| _/ ⌒ ⌒\ /⌒ ⌒ \_ I 清清水来蓝蓝天 泼水节上闹翻天 ║|I
║| 水 '~\ _(oo)/ \(oo)_ /`' | 忽见一人满地滚 被烫猪头叫连连 ║||
║| ︺ ︺︺ ︺︺ ︺ I 5楼: _|I
║| 車 :: | 你泼冷水透心凉 我泼开水暖胸膛 | |
║| :::: I 人情冷暖感自知 何必计较水太烫 |║I
║| 入 :::::: | 。。。。。。 |║|
║| :::::::: I 16楼:泼水不忘端水人 |║I
║| 侵 :::: | 17楼:端水不忘送水人 |║|
║| :::: I |║I
╚|_ :::: | 【新浪微博评论】 |║|
I╚|╗ :::: I 1楼:转发微博 |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 2楼:转发微博 |║|
I |║ |┤│ │ |┤|_ |< I 3楼:转发微博 |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 4楼:转发微博 ╔ |╝|
I |║ |┤|- |-< |- I 5楼:转发微博 ║_| I
| |║ ▔ ▔ | 6楼:转发微博 ║-56-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 水车入侵·泼水节 |――――――――――|
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╔|═╝ ___ __ __ ___ I - 水车战局精彩记录 ︶ I
║| _\╱--\/ \/--╲/_ | 特快:1、我擦!这也行 ╰|
║| _/ ⌒ ⌒\ /⌒ ⌒ \_ I 2、干死他全家,泼回去 ║|I
║| 水 '~\ _(oo)/ \(oo)_ /`' | 3、9494,以牙还牙,这种事还认怂的基本 ║||
║| ︺ ︺︺ ︺︺ ︺ I 是loser _|I
║| 車 :: | 5、loser们,我认为这种事必须是北大的干 | |
║| :::: I 的,大家还记得当年北大泼硫酸的哥们么 |║I
║| 入 :::::: | 6.。。。。 |║|
║| :::::::: I joke:1、tooooooooooold |║I
║| 侵 :::: | 2、我猜是星河干的 |║|
║| :::: I 3、是不是为了分小姨吵起来了? |║I
╚|_ :::: | 4、我想叫tooooold,会不会关小黑屋 |║|
I╚|╗ :::: I 5、能分小姨?我靠,那泼盆开水也忍了, |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 求分小姨! by xana |║|
I |║ |┤│ │ |┤|_ |< I |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 饭米粒版: ╔ |╝|
I |║ |┤|- |-< |- I 婆媳贴:婆婆是个农村妇女,把他大儿子 ║_| I
| |║ ▔ ▔ | 也就是我老公当提款机,钱全拿去补贴小 ║-57-|
| ―【Clan2.水车 】―――― | ――| 水车入侵·泼水节 |――――――――――|
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║| _\╱--\/ \/--╲/_ | 叔子,小叔子…此处省略五千字…婆婆只知 ╰|
║| _/ ⌒ ⌒\ /⌒ ⌒ \_ I 道…五千字…前几天婆婆非要来我们家,这 ║|I
║| 水 '~\ _(oo)/ \(oo)_ /`' | 两天没有一秒钟我是过舒坦了的,刚才实在 ║||
║| ︺ ︺︺ ︺︺ ︺ I 忍不住爆发了,一盆热水就给她泼去了 _|I
║| 車 :: | 夫妻版:老公是个凤凰男,我家就是他们家 | |
║| :::: I 驻京办,5月他二叔来…五千字…六月他们 |║I
║| 入 :::::: | 村老王一家来…五千字…上个月他二表姐一 |║|
║| :::::::: I 家来…五千字…昨天他又跟我说他们家四表 |║I
║| 侵 :::: | 姑一家要来北京,实在忍不住爆发了,一盆 |║|
║| :::: I 热水就给他泼去了(省略孩子版) |║I
╚|_ :::: | 回帖: |║|
I╚|╗ :::: I 1L 离! |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 2L 沙发! |║|
I |║ |┤│ │ |┤|_ |< I 3L 求摘要! |║I
| |║ ▃ ▃ ▃ | 4L 看着楼主,我就好像看到了我自己。我╔ |╝|
I |║ |┤|- |-< |- I 们家也是,我婆婆/凤凰男老公…五千字…║_| I
| |║ ▔ ▔ | 5L sf! ║-58-|
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Title: Jiao Ke Sha’s 2011 issue
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I original version Facebook launches crush feature I
I heard Facebook is going to launch a crush feature if you
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If I don’t take express action as soon as possible, I might not be able to get a share of the pie.
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Now is the time for us to put aside our past grudges
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I We throw a cup as a sign, the inside should be in harmony with the outside I
The day the express is settled is the day when the old grudges are cleared.
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Fight or not. Anyone who plays this card will be kissed by a pig's head.
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I 几年前的春运某次回家 我坐两人座位的窗 I
小 边 一个女生坐我旁边 我喜欢看窗外 就
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的 学XX的 你呢 你学什么的啊
I ﹨ , I 我说 你能不能让一下 我去厕所 I
我是真的想去厕所的说
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I 某次夏天回北京的火车上 上厕所的人排队 I
小 很长 我后面是一个30来岁的壮汉大叔 前
I 面一个人出来的时候 我就进去了 刚准备 I
紅 ﹨ 关门 没想到此大叔也夺门而入 小小的厕
< < I 所一下子有点挤不下了 I
鉆 我一下子警觉的说 你做什么啊
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I ﹨ ﹨ I 物理老师对一成绩较差的男生说 别以为我 I
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I > , ヽ I 有黑丝 日日相伴 白光闪现 穿越完成 I
< 睁眼一看眼前一条黑汉子喜道 醒了
I ﹨ I 旁边一众男子哈哈大笑 你这黑厮 I
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I 毛新宇近日以客座教授身份 担任了广州大 I
魚 学一新生班兼职班主任 据微博透露 毛新
I 宇在首次班会上做讲座时 校方通知 谁笑 I
頭 [ 就开除谁 在首次班会课上 毛新宇看大家
> I 神情比较严肃 于是说道 我先讲个笑话 I
哥 o 缓解一下大家的情绪
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> 道可道 非常道 你心中所追求之物 牵
I I 挂之物 执着之物 就是你的道 有人痴情 I
一生 修得便是痴情道 有人至孝 修得便
I > , ヽ I 是孝道 有人嗜杀戮 修得就是杀戮道 I
< 老子转而问一个少年 少年 你追求的
I ﹨ I 是什么 考上一本 一本道 I
< 老子慈祥的说 15
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I 桃园 刘关张歃血为盟 刘备 今日和两位 I
魚 英雄结为异姓兄弟 有福同享 有难同当
I 然后扎破指尖 把血滴进酒里 关羽大笑 I
頭 [ 理当如此 接过酒杯 扎破指尖 滴血入酒
> I 张飞接过酒杯 看了一会 高兴的大喊 I
哥 o 溶了 大哥 二哥 你们的血溶了
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I I 不来 欧阳父子也进不去 黄蓉说 七公 I
你写个 要老叫化屈服 没门 贴在洞口
I > , ヽ I 激励斗志 七公然之 次日欧阳克看到 I
< 大怒 叔叔 原来你跑到这儿是来搞基
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< 你看老叫化写的 想要老叫化屁股 没门 16
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角色的恨嫁 逼婚言论当 乐
< I 不思蜀 使用 I
> '< I < 标点爸 > 锁定技 你的所有与老爸有关 I
﹨ 牌均视为带有萌蜀黍属性
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I ﹢The punctuating father of the older leftover girl cannot afford to be hurt I
< I The older leftover girl is leisurely and contented, but her father is worried at home I
Never forget to irritate my daughter, she is thorny at every turn and she can’t laugh or cry
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﹨ Background dividing line
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Last week I went home for the weekend and went to my grandma's house alone in the afternoon.
' ' I Dad sent a text message asking where you are I
﹨ I’m at my grandma’s house
I Dad, when will it be changed to stay at my mother-in-law’s house? I
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lan .Zhutou & writer SundayMore
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I﹢Ask age I
< I The department has hired a young girl with a tender face. She must be born in 1985. Details I
It’s not clear which year
> '< I A vicious-tongued male colleague asked mm which year you were born I
﹨ Everyone said, "How can there be anyone like you? It's too straightforward."
I Don’t ask about a girl’s age casually I
The poisonous tongue man paused and said okay, uh, then mm
' ' Did reform and opening up begin the year I was born? I
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lan .Zhutou & writer SundayMore
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I ﹢Shenzhen is a good place I
< I One of our hosts went to Paris for annual vacation I
I took a photo at the Louvre and posted it on my Weibo
> '< I It turned out that one of her fans left her a message like this I
﹨Wow, you went to Window of the World again. You people in Shenzhen are so nice.
I am so happy that I can go to Window of the World from time to time I
' ' I Everyone is speechless I
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lan.pigtou & writer lyklykkkkkkk
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> I google I'm google If you wanna know me I
'> , just google
﹨ V I Baidu I'm baidu If you wanna know me, I
just baidu
Sosou, I'm scolding these bastards in my heart. Let's talk. I'll start. I
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I﹢Been beaten I
> I was walking with my girlfriend at Bainaohui store and she answered the phone I
'> The store is too noisy and I can't always hear what the other person is saying.
﹨ V I I told her to wear headphones I
She didn't hear clearly
I'll raise the volume and repeat it. Wear headphones I
' . ' ⌒ Then a group of people rushed out from the nearby Dell computer counter.
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I﹢Would you like to I
> I When I didn’t know what an otaku was, I had an I
'> My otaku boyfriend is called R. He lives on the fifth floor. He steals in various ways.
﹨ V I Peep and take a fancy to the newly moved MM I in the building opposite
Under my instigation, he prepared a loudspeaker to confess his love.
Now that girl is in front of the window, what a great opportunity, but just like you I
' . ' ⌒ He's like a nerdy otaku. R also shrinks when something happens.
2 I kept encouraging him and he finally shouted loudly to I
My classmate, would you like to be friends with me?
< I We looked at each other excitedly. MM said something, but she didn’t I
', the speaker is not that loud, so I can't hear it.
I < I But otakus have their own ways. R had an idea and shouted I
' ﹨ If you want, wave your hand. If you don't, just wave.
I wave twice I
We looked at the opposite side even more excitedly and MM waved her hand.
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She waved again
> I I am silent I
'> But I saw R jumping and talking happily
﹨ V I wow she said yes yes I
I retreat quietly
Let the homebody be happy for a while I
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I Players with liberal arts majors use the method as follows: I
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I I Polycyanamide shoehorn gutter oil and other ingredients I
Duo#duobeautiful taste###rich in juice
I < > I ## Use this skill to transform into any character I
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lan.Waterwheel personal chapter, all the bad guys come together
I I I
I <All bases come together> Tips and tricks: If a person is base, he will be invincible. This I
Cards are known for their unparalleled stupidity.
I things command the world I
Ten thousand
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lan.Waterwheel, all the money is coming together connect
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I﹢Programmer enters I
I It is said that a Russian agent narrowly escaped death and stole a NASA space rocket I
The last page of the source code of Wanjian launcher program is:
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lan. Waterwheel, all the cheap people are coming together forz
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I﹢True things I saw on the subway I
I In the subway, male A and female B had a quarrel because of a slight collision I
Wan stopped at the first stop. Female B got off the car. She hesitated for a while when she got off.
ヘ I next, rushed up and waved, gave A a slap in the face, then turned around I
Bitch ヘ ran away, but a group of people came up and pushed B back.
ヘ ﹨ I didn’t get out of the car. Then A rushed up and kicked B. I
Qi ﹨ B fought back and then started fighting and yelling at each other.
I then passed station N without stopping. Then suddenly an I
Fa ﹨ The strong man stood up and yelled, "Stop fucking cao, old man"
I’ve watched you guys fight and stood up. I
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lan. Waterwheel, all the cheap people are sent together jackieand
I I I
I﹢There is a pig behind you I
I remember when I was in college, I had a self-study class one night and wanted to be my roommate I
Wan made a fool of himself and I stuck a piece of paper behind him.
There is a pig drawn on ヘ I. Behind him is a very fat girl I
Cheap ヘ The fat girl laughed fiercely after seeing it, and the laughter got louder and louder.
ヘ ﹨ I asked her why she was laughing. The fat girl smiled and pointed at the class I
Qi ﹨ Chang said there is a pig behind you
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lan. Waterwheel, all the cheap people are coming together longskychina
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I ﹢A classmate in high school I
I remember when I was in high school, I had evening self-study and a buddy was in the last row I
Wan went to sleep and woke up suddenly, then turned off the light and went to sleep.
ヘ I The whole class was dumbfounded at that time I
Cheap ヘ
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lan.Waterwheel all the money opiuk
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I﹢The wrong phone bill was charged I
I I charged the wrong phone number because I charged 100 yuan. I
Wan felt distressed so I called that buddy and asked if he could give it.
ヘ I I recharged, but the guy was very depressed and said, brother I
Damn ヘ It’s the end of the year and I have to pay all the bills. I finally shut down my computer.
ヘ ﹨ I you fucking charged me up again
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lan. Waterwheel, all the cheap people are coming together, veheibo
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I﹢burning incense stick I
I live on campus, the weather is sultry at night and there is no electricity, so I turn on the cooler I
We spread out the mats in the corridor to sleep. As soon as we lay down, we were surrounded by a formation of mosquitoes.
ヘ I rummaged through the cabinets and found a coil of mosquito repellent incense. I put it on the bottom of my feet. I
Shit ヘ just fell asleep peacefully
ヘ ﹨ I Less than an hour later, I was awakened by a man's scream I
Qi ﹨ I was so angry that I saw only one figure trembling and said: You
I Your uncle, just spread out a straw mat and lie down in the corridor, it will be scary enough I
I made ﹨ and burned incense sticks
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lan.Waterwheel Personal Chapter Love Lock Link
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I <Love Chain> Select one or more target characters of the opposite sex I
lower their judgment
I If the target character also uses this brocade on you I
Love bag means that the two of them will automatically be happy and unthinkable.
I Shu relative to other players Two people I
Physical strength and IQ are automatically reset to zero.
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lan.waterwheel love lock chain cuco
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I﹢The neighbor is a 90-year-old man I
I My neighbor is a 90-year-old man who rides his bicycle to the sea every day I
I happened to meet him when I went out to the nursing home next to my love and asked him
I You ride your bike there every day. What's fun? I
So? He replied while pushing the bicycle. There are many.
﹨ I A young and single woman in her seventies or eighties I
even
I like it I
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lan.waterwheel love lock chain gs02
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I﹢I and mm I
I I deal with mm essays. I usually don’t talk much. I
Qing. One day when I talked about probability, mm started talking in a long way. I was too lazy to deal with it.
I She said you don’t understand mathematics at all, so mm was speechless I
Suo's expression is very depressed
﹨ I I rode my bike with my sister back from the Sixth Religion this afternoon and got off on the way I
Lian Po overtook countless cars and mm started her theory of inertia again.
I is proportional to mass We are two people so we run fast I
Ring ﹨ I'm too lazy to explain to her that friction is proportional to gravity.
ハ I Just say you don’t understand physics at all I
ハ mm is speechless again and continues to be depressed
I I After a long time, mm said I
You don't understand women at all
I I don’t understand women at all I
Don't understand women
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lan.Waterwheel love lock chain shengbanxia
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I﹢Can't laugh or cry I
I My husband still has the last cash job from his previous employer I
Information Tips Because he is busy and I am free, I want to take my place for him
I went to get it but my husband firmly refused. I thought he didn’t want the salary I
He was simply confiscated. As a result, he said quietly for a long time.
﹨ I you can't go because I've already blown you off in front of them I
Even like a fairy
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lan .Waterwheel Personal Chapter Crossing the River and Burning the Bridge
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Gui I <Crossing the river and burning the bridge> I would rather let the world down and stop teaching the world I
If others fail me, this skill will harm others.
I Self-interested harm, harming words will bring harm to you I
Players who pass the same character Waterwheel are lost
I lose a little strength I
river
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lan. Waterwheel, burn the bridge across the river jixiesheji
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Kei I﹢Eating on National Day I
I I had a meal with a buddy at a restaurant on National Day. All the dishes were served and the buddy shouted I
Waiter, believe it or not, I can open the beer with my thumb.
I The waiter said in surprise: I don’t believe it. My friend said calmly I
He, why don't you bring the bottle opener?
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lan.Waterwheel burning the bridge across the river landx
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Kyu I ﹢Which stock is this I
I Half a year ago, in order to motivate myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording I every day.
Record your own weight and fill in the Excel form to generate a
I trend chart I
He Today, my colleague passed by my seat and I saw him walking past.
I fell back thoughtfully and whispered into my ear asking I
Split < That, can you tell me which stock you have?
I ah, the trend is pretty good I
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lan. Waterwheel, burn the bridge across the river, shaofanyun
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Gui I﹢It was embarrassing to eat Wushan grilled whole fish just now I
I The faucets in the company's restrooms are all sensor-operated. I'm used to it. I
After passing the team building just now, we went to Wushan Grilled Whole Fish in Shangdi.
I went to the bathroom to wash my hands during lunch and kept my hands under the faucet I
The river has been out of water for a long time. Here is an uncle coming to help me.
I turned on the faucet. I expressed my gratitude. The uncle said that the water needs to be turned out. I
Removed < Next and added a sentence: Big cities are just different, right?
I I
What's the matter with the IT migrant workers' clothes that are a little ragged?
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lan .Waterwheel burning the bridge across the river Silmarillion
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Kei I﹢Remembering someone I met I
I once saw an old lady on the subway. As soon as she got on the train, I
I had no choice but to sit down after being repeatedly refused by an old lady who offered my seat to an enthusiastic passenger.
I After the next stop, the old lady couldn’t sit still anymore and stood up I
He took out a dozen Beijing maps from his bag...
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lan.Waterwheel Burning the bridge across the river VikingGundam
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Kei I﹢Charging I
I am charging my mobile phone in the train washroom. People are leaning against the wall in a daze I
Pass, put the phone connected to the cord in your pocket, and go to the toilet alone
I The boy turned back to his mother and said, look, the robot is charging I
Where is the river?
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lan.Waterwheel personal chapter, happy to miss Shu
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I < 乐不思蜀 > Advanced waterwheel locking technology can be used after use I
Reduce the opponent's J point, physical strength and memory
' >﹨ I memory I
Fun >
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lan.Waterwheel Lebusi Shu jikhotel
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I﹢Low-key I
' >﹨ I Grandpa pushed Jiajia for a walk in the community and passed a mother and daughter I
乐 > I heard two people saying behind their backs, Huo, this child is so beautiful.
< I After listening to this, my grandfather turned his head silently and walked away from mother and daughter again I
No < ﹨ passed it again
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lan .Waterwheel 乐不思蜀 phage
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I﹢The cultural atmosphere of mainland universities is stronger than that of Hong Kong I
' >﹨ I Someone complained to me that universities in Hong Kong have too commercial atmosphere I
Le > Nong When you strike up a conversation on campus, nine out of ten people are studying finance.
< I The electronic screen in the restaurant flashes the global stock index and foreign exchange price in a loop I
No < ﹨ He thinks this is quite impetuous and not as educated as mainland universities. He
> < I In contrast, every time you enter a school in the Mainland, the security guard will ask I
Thoughts > Your three ultimate philosophical questions
I who are you I
Shu, where are you from?
I where are you going I
Looks very cultured
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lan .Waterwheel 乐不思蜀 qzstar1985
I I I
I﹢There are ten classes in total in the Mathematics Department I
' >﹨ I There are ten classes in the mathematics department I
乐 > I met someone by chance today and he said to me that you are also a math major.
< I's Are you from Class 10 I
No < ﹨ I said to him, are you from Class 9?
> < I He said to me, are you from Class 8 I
Thoughts > I said to him, are you from Class 7?
I He said to me, are you from Class 6? I
Shu, I said to him, are you from Class 5?
I He said to me, are you from Class 4? I
I said to him, are you from Class 3?
I I He said to me, it turns out you are in Class 2 I
I said to him, it turns out you are in class one.
I I They hold hands and laugh I
There was a conversation coming from the side. You also majored in Chinese. I am a second grader.
I am from Class I. What about you? I am from Class I.
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lan. Waterwheel, happy to miss Shu, taugulua
I I I
I ﹢Lai Lai Original I
' >﹨ I Don't hit me if you don't laugh I
乐 > I just saw someone saying that a certain 2b was added after someone else’s ID
< I 2b was later killed and pawned I
No < ﹨ A sudden thought: What would happen if I registered smth2b?
> < I If you cannot register I
Thinking > smthsb cannot be registered sbsmth cannot be registered
I thought about it later and thought that even those with smth cannot register. I
Shu In order to maintain the authority of the official ID
I result tried smthnb passed I
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lan.Waterwheel, happy to miss Shu, picture version
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﹢Recently, it is popular to use the word " inside" in replies by xhotkey I
http: www.newsmth.net nForum article MMJoke 105809?s 105809
﹢Back view by VampireJax I
Le http: www.newsmth.net nForum article MMJoke 109101?s 109101
﹢Why so many good plans fail to win the bid? Because you don’t understand by tuboshu I
No http: www.newsmth.net nForum #!article MMJoke 114702?p 1#a0
﹢Illustrations on the roadside of Guangzhou Animal Park by match510520 I
Think http: www.newsmth.net nForum #!article MMJoke 99206?p 1#a0
﹢The use of fat people by wxfromxh I
Shu http: www.newsmth.net nForum #!article MMJoke 103299?p 1#a0
﹢The world of rhino by at2011518 I
http: www.newsmth.net nForum article MMJoke 111907?s 111907
I ﹢Why don’t you call me kiss by dabao I
http: www.newsmth.net nForum #!article MMJoke 109446?p 1#a0
I ﹢Master Huang vs Master Huo by joejunker I
http: www.newsmth.net nForum #!article MMJoke 108030?p 1#a0
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lan.Waterwheel Collective Chapter Waterwheel Invasion
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I <Waterwheel Invasion> Can be launched by more than 3 waterwheelers I
Causes the pig head to lose 1 point of physical strength, but the pig
⌒ ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ I Head can activate the ban skill counterattack I
water 'oo oo'
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lan. Waterwheel. Waterwheel invasion. Too much salt will lead to moisture.
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⌒ ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ I Origin 2011 Japanese nuclear leak caused China to rush for salt I
water 'oo oo'
I Wonderful records of the waterwheel battle I
Car :: It is said that Su Dongpo and his wife, who are both descendants of the salt wasteland, did not rob the car.
:::: After I arrived in Yan, I wrote with emotion: I care about each other without salt, I
Enter :::::: Famous quotes from "Only Tears A Thousand Rows". by captainclaw
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Invasion :::: First Link The Japanese are waiting for iodized salt amid nuclear radiation
:::: I Second line Chinese people grab iodized salt to wait for nuclear radiation I
:::: Horizontal batch without salt
I :::: I Part 1: Japan is a nuclear nation I
Second line: China is the descendant of salt shortage
I I Hengpi means iodine by font I
I < I People who have saltiness on their sprained feet must be aware of it.
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lan.Waterwheel. Waterwheel invasion. Too much salt will lead to moisture.
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I You are too salty by uranium I
Take it easy, everyone by miyami
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Water 'oo oo' ccav has a host called Baiyanshuang by mislixue
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Che :: Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yanyan
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Amid the rush for salt, a supermarket added a salted fish stall next to it.
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The reason is that yesterday’s four-tailed salted fish was so good
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According to eyewitnesses, it was the security guard who licked it, so four
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water 'oo oo'
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Car :: Rushed onto the stage and caused a stampede. The police came to the hospital to try to get rid of the meeting.
:::: I asked the host to get the truth about the incident. The host was dying I
Enter :::::: He said breathlessly. I don’t know why. I just said it.
:::::::: I sentence: Please let the leader send some comments. Everyone is welcome. "Results all I
Intrusion :::: The person rushed up with red eyes by nightwizard
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Water ' oo oo ' The difference between the same joke, Tianya Maopu, NetEase and Sina
I Water Splashing Festival A buddy yelled who the hell splashed me Next I
Car :: People advise that throwing it at you means giving you good luck.
:::: I Brother yelled, stop doing this, who the hell poured boiling water on me I
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::::::::: I However, the responses from netizens can deeply reflect the various micro-blogs I
Invasion :::: The difference between blog forums. Be careful and don’t leave a word behind.
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I :::: I 1st floor According to the venue requirements of the Water Splashing Festival, a pot of boiling water comes from I
After going through all the trouble outside the court, I probably got splashed on it long ago.
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2nd Floor 1st Floor Long time no see
I < I 3rd floor Yes, I have been chatting recently I
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5th Floor Okay, you book a venue
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Car :: 2nd Floor Bench Seeking the truth
:::: I 3rd floor. Is it cooked? I
Enter :::::: 4th floor, asking for human flesh
:::::::: I 5th floor, yes, this guy who is human flesh I
Intrusion :::: 6th floor This was done by the stupid boy from the second uncle next door to me
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I I Splashing water has always brought good luck, but never splashing water brings boiling soup I
If there wasn't an old grudge, jq must have been slandered
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⌒ ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ I Clear water brings blue sky, causing trouble at the Water Splashing Festival I
Water 'oo oo' Suddenly I saw a man rolling all over the floor, screaming repeatedly as he was being scalded.
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Che :: You pour cold water on my heart, I pour water on it to warm my chest
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Invasion :::: 17th Floor Don’t forget the person who brought the water when you bring it
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Express 1 I'll rub it, that's fine too
⌒ ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ I 2 Kill his whole family and throw it back I
Water ' oo oo ' 3 9494 Tooth for tooth. It's basically cowardly to do this kind of thing.
I am loser I
Che :: 5 losers, I think this kind of thing must be done by Peking University
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Invasion :::: 2 I guess Xinghe did it
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:::: 4 I want to call tooooold. Will the dark room be closed?
I :::: I 5 I can tell you apart from my aunt. Damn, I can even endure pouring boiling water on it. I
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I < I Posted by mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. My mother-in-law is a rural woman. She gave her eldest son I
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Uncle, brother-in-law. Five thousand words are omitted here. My mother-in-law only knows
⌒ ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ I Tao 5,000 words My mother-in-law insisted on coming to our house a few days ago. This I
Water ' oo oo ' I haven't felt comfortable for a second in two days. I felt really good just now.
I couldn't help but burst out, and poured a basin of hot water on her I
Car :: Husband and wife version My husband is a Phoenix man and my home is their home
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Enter :::::: Village Lao Wang and his family are here. Five thousand words. Last month, his second cousin
:::::::: I come home. Five thousand words. Yesterday he told me about their family’s four cousins. I
Intrusion:::: My aunt’s family is coming to Beijing and I can’t help but explode.
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4L Looking at the poster, I seem to see myself.
I < I Our family is the same. My mother-in-law. Phoenix husband. 5,000 words. I
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6L Did Teacher Xu post the pp today?
⌒ ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ I 7L Not available today. Teacher Xu posted it yesterday, using XX I
What about water 'oo oo' cosmetics?
I 8L Really? She is really willing to give it up I
Che :: 9L I’m just curious. Teacher Xu’s skin is so good.
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Enter :::::: 107L. Teacher Xu’s skin condition is probably due to cosmetics.
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Invasion :::: 109L The top ten tourist groups passing by by molcov
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:::: Please ask customer service MM. I was poured with boiling water ten times. Can you be my daughter?
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Thank you for your support of JD.com and wish you a happy shopping
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Water 'oo oo' Ordinary young people use cold water to splash others
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Car :: Young man splashes himself with boiling water by tet
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Enter :::::: Wong Kar-wai version 3 minutes and 25 seconds after I was splashed with water for the first time.
::::::::: I was poured a bucket of water on me, but this time the water was boiling I
Intrusion :::: by yutourr
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:::: Who will challenge me for 300 rounds in the Three Kingdoms Killing Edition?
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Rats, how dare you splash me? Being able to splash and escape is a real magical weapon.
I I Immortal body, but he splashed on me, don’t worry, I have an old man I
Father, brother, I was splashed. Be more careful next time.
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