对于小学生,除了灌输知识之外,“三纲五常”教育必不可少。姚旺很早便习惯
了以父母为纲,以老师为纲、以学校为纲,至于五常教育,那时的手段之一,就是背诵
《小学生守则》和《小学生日常行为规范》。
这一大堆既不押韵、又没有逻辑联系的条文可足够小朋友们愁的了。守则还好,
只有十条;规范竟有二十条,比一般的语文课文要长几倍,那个背诵强度就跟大学生背G
RE红宝书的List差不多。姚旺对这项工作很抵触,规范嘛,出出判断题就行了,干嘛非
要按顺序一字不漏地背啊?他跟妈妈诉苦,妈妈拿过小册子看了看,说起她小时候背诵
的老三篇,比这东西还长呢。姚旺只好硬着头皮继续看,他不知道,老三篇好歹也是名
人演讲录,可比这些灌输是非观的条条有意思多了。
老师给了四天时间,周五进行检查。姚旺计划一天背5条,正好可以背完。可到了
周五,他才惊慌地发现,自己能完整背出来的只剩最后5 条了。一大早,班主任高老师
先把班干部们叫出去检查了一遍,然后任命他们为组长,上午最后一节课,每人负责检
查教室里的一列学生,谁背下来谁才能回家。姚旺坐的那一列由袁芳负责。郭志强是第
一个回家的,旁边的胡逊尝试了三次终于也通过了,眼看着留在教室里的人越来越少了
,姚旺还在座位上抱佛脚。“去试试吧,多背几次就过了。”徐正走过来拍了拍他的肩
,这家伙已经检查完一列了。“怎么样,能背了吗?”袁芳这时已经笑着坐到了对面。
“当然没问题了!”姚旺嘴上不服输,心里知道躲是躲不了了。他忽然灵机一动,轻松
地一笑,说:“就这么几条,我早就倒背如流了!不信?我就倒着给你背吧。”说完也
不等袁芳答话,啪啦帕拉一口气就把他最熟的后几条背了出来,要的就是这个气势。到
了第十七条,姚旺停顿了一下,说道:“怎么样,没骗你吧?”“行了,别卖弄了,快
走吧。” 袁芳挥了挥手。计谋得逞!再背就要露馅了,姚旺心虚地逃离教室。
周五的下午总让人归心似箭。最后一节课本来是学校大扫除,但随着“三一班的
小朋友~进教室~”的呼喊声,姚旺和同学们陆续赶回教室坐好。等人到齐了,高老师笑
眯眯地说:“听说上午同学们背诵行为规范都背得很不错,不过我想再让大家放假前再
复习一下。这样吧,一人就背一条,从左边第一桌开始。”还要搞突然袭击啊,太坏了
吧。姚旺慌忙沿着S形的顺序从左边数过来,到自己应该是第6条——“对外宾有礼貌...
...”这条小学生基本用不上,不过因为字数最少,姚旺记得倒很清楚,他心里有底了。
很快就轮到坐在他背后的陈超,这家伙站起来半天就背出了半条,上午不知道是怎么混
过去的。“周末回家把规范抄3遍。”高老师不太满意。这倒霉孩子,唉。“我们继续,
姚旺,接着从第5条背。”什么,第5条?!这一刻,姚旺欲哭无泪。不用说,他周末也
得加班了,高老师对成绩不错的学生更加严格,姚旺要抄写5遍。转眼全班都背完了,没
能背下来的就两个人。陈超望着姚旺,我们是兄弟啊;姚旺望着陈超:我是你大爷!“
上午谁负责他俩的?”高老师这一问,姚旺可傻了,他不愿意连累别人,尤其是女孩,
更尤其是袁芳!他刚想说不关别人的事,老师已经发话了:“是袁芳吧?周一你负责把
他俩抄写的收上来。”姚旺松了口气,马上又不平衡了,偏向啊,赤裸裸的偏向!
终于放学了,袁芳走过来表示慰问:“看来还是要多复习啊,还倒背如流不?”
姚旺有些惭愧,但故作不屑,丢下了句那时候的名言:“我爱总复习~”
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For primary school students, in addition to instilling knowledge, education of the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Permanents is indispensable. Yao Wang got used to it very early.
In order to take parents as the key link, teachers as the key link, and school as the key link, as for the Wuchang education, one of the means at that time was recitation.
Code of Conduct for Primary School Students and Standards of Daily Behavior for Primary School Students
This bunch of clauses that don’t rhyme and have no logical connection are enough for children to worry about. The rules are not bad.
There are only ten items, but there are actually twenty items. It is several times longer than the average Chinese text. The recitation intensity is like that of a college student reciting G.
The list in the RE Red Book is almost the same. Yao Wang is very resistant to this work. It’s standard. Just ask true and false questions. Why not?
He had to memorize it word for word in order. He complained to his mother. Her mother took the pamphlet and read it. She mentioned that she had memorized it when she was a child.
The third chapter of "Lao San" was longer than this thing. Yao Wang had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue reading. He didn't know that the third chapter of "Lao San" was also famous after all.
The recorded speeches are much more interesting than these indoctrination instructions on right and wrong.
The teacher gave four days for inspection on Friday. Yao Wang planned to memorize 5 items a day, which was enough to complete the memorization. But it’s time.
On Friday, he discovered to his horror that he could only recite the last 5 items in full. Early in the morning, his head teacher, Mr. Gao,
First, the class cadres were called out for inspection, and then they were appointed as group leaders. In the last class in the morning, each person was responsible for inspection.
Check the row of students in the classroom. Whoever memorizes it can go home. The row where Yao Wang sits is in charge of Yuan Fang. Guo Zhiqiang is the first
Hu Xun, who was going home, tried three times and finally passed. Seeing that there were fewer and fewer people staying in the classroom.
Yao Wang was still cramming in his seat. Go ahead and give it a try. It will take a few repetitions. Xu Zheng came over and patted him on the shoulder.
This guy has already checked a column. How is it? Can you carry it? Yuan Fang was already sitting opposite with a smile.
Of course there is no problem. Yao Wang refused to admit defeat, but in his heart he knew that he could not hide. He suddenly had an idea and relaxed.
Di Yi smiled and said, "There are only a few of them. I have already memorized them backwards. If you don't believe me, I will recite them to you backwards."
Without waiting for Yuan Fang to reply, Pa La Pala recited the last few words he was most familiar with in one breath. What he wanted was this momentum.
After reaching Article 17, Yao Wang paused and said, "How about it? I'm not lying to you, okay. Stop showing off. Come on."
Let's go. Yuan Fang waved her hand. The plan succeeded. If you repeat it again, the secret will be exposed. Yao Wang fled the classroom with a guilty conscience.
Friday afternoon always makes people feel like returning home. The last class was supposed to be school cleaning, but as the class of Trinity
Children's shouts of "enter the classroom". Yao Wang and his classmates rushed back to the classroom one after another to sit down and wait for everyone to arrive. Teacher Gao laughed.
He said with a smile, "I heard that the students recited the code of conduct very well this morning, but I want to let everyone recite it before the holiday."
Let’s review it. Let’s memorize one piece per person. Starting from the first table on the left, there will be a surprise attack. That’s too bad.
Well, Yao Wang hurriedly followed the S-shaped sequence and counted from the left. He should be number 6. Be polite to foreign guests...
... This article is basically useless for primary school students, but because it has the least number of words, Yao Wang remembers it very clearly, and he has a good idea.
Soon it was Chen Chao's turn to sit behind him. This guy stood up and carried half of the strip in a long time. I don't know how he got around this morning.
In the past, I went home on the weekend and copied the rules three times. Teacher Gao was not very satisfied with this unlucky kid. Alas, let’s continue.
Yao Wang then recited item 5. What item 5? At this moment, Yao Wang wanted to cry but had no tears. Needless to say, he also
I have to work overtime. Teacher Gao is more strict with students with good grades. Yao Wang has to copy 5 times. In a blink of an eye, the whole class has memorized it. No.
There are only two people who can memorize it. Chen Chao looks at Yao Wang. We are brothers. Yao Wang looks at Chen Chao. I am your uncle.
When Teacher Gao asked who was responsible for them in the morning, Yao Wang was dumbfounded. He didn't want to implicate others, especially girls.
Especially Yuan Fang. He was just about to say it was none of other people's business. The teacher has already spoken. It's Yuan Fang. You will be responsible for it on Monday.
The two of them collected what they had copied. Yao Wang breathed a sigh of relief. He immediately became unbalanced again. It was biased. It was a naked bias.
School was finally over. Yuan Fang came over to express her condolences. It seemed that she still needed to review more. She still knew everything by heart.
Yao Wang was a little ashamed, but he pretended to be disdainful and dropped a famous quote from that time: "I love always reviewing"
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